And also, even though I make a lot of comments on Will and his eunuchness, I still like him very much. And I an rather fond of Norry, although mild verbal abused has been passed to him many many times. I just thought you'd like to know that those who I love, I make fun of. It is my way... And also, I usually abbr. Norrington with Norry, cause it's a cute nickname.
Anyhow, let's MOVE ON!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC.
This is the conversation of Gov. Swann and Norrington. And Elizabeth and WIll come in a little later too. But maybe now Will. We'll see.
Commodore Norrington and Governor Swann were out for a stroll one day, after Norrington's promotion ceremony.
"So you like... Elizabeth." said Norry evilly.
"Of course I do." said Swann in a surprised voice. "She's my daughter."
"No..." said Norry. "She's MY daughter! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Swann looked confused. "But she's my daughter..."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes to infinity."
"No to infinity plus one."
"Dammit."
Swann stuck out his tongue childishly at the Commodore.
There was a moment of silence.
"Your hair looks like ice cream you know."
Norry sighed angrily. "So I've been told."
"And you look really old."
"And you are a stupid idiot son of a bitch who likes women in corsets."
"I know. Wait," said Swann. "What was the question?"
NOrry sighed. "I'm surrounded by imbeciles."
"You and me both." replied Swann happily.
There was another moment of silence.
"Why do you want to marry Elizabeth anyhow?"
"WHy would I want to marry my own daughter?"
"She's my daughter."
"No she isn't."
"Yes she is. And Shut up."
"Why?"
"We've already been through this." said Swann in a whining voice.
"If she's your daughter, how come she loves Will Turner?"
"Uh, because he loves her."
"I love Johnny Depp. Doesn't mean he loves me."
Swann nodded. "But in this case, it's true."
"What's true?"
"They both love each other."
"So?"
"What? Wait. Yeah, What?"
"Well why can't I marry Elizabeth?"
"That was random."
"I know. ANyhow, why CAN'T i marry her?"
"She has to say yes first."
"She's said the word yes many many times already, why can't I marry her?"
"Because she hasn't said yes to me. I mean you."
"Oh. ALright then."
The two gentlemen rubbed their foreheads in annoyance.
"What was the topic?" asked Swann after a few minutes.
"What? Oh yeah. Can I marry Elizabeth?"
"Oh. Of course. I think we should ask her first though."
"What century are we in, the 18th?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Ok.
They went to ask Elizabeth for her hand in marriage. Norry, not Swann, cause Swanna's her dad. But I think maybe Norry thought he was her dad for a while. Whatever.
"Elizabeth," said Swann to his daughter. "I have a question to ask you. It involves Norry. I mean, Commodore Norrington."
"It doesn't have naything to do with tootsie rolls, does it?" asked Elizabeth, her eyes going wide in anticipation. "Cause I LOOOOOOOOOOVE tootsie rolls.(I hate em.)"
"Actually, it doesn't."
"Then you can't ask me the question."
"Then I'll explaion it to you and then you'll tell me what you think of it."
"Isn't that the same thing?"
"No."
"Okay.(I've noticed that sometimes I write okay as OK and sometimes as Okay. WTF? No, I'm just kiddin.g But I do actually do that.)"
"Norrington is going to marry you if you say yes."
Elizabeth's jaw dropped. And swung there. And a bit of drool came out. And then her hair turned bright pink.
"Do you like the idea?"
"HA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!" laughed Liz, falling to the floor. "No."
Swann looked confuzzled. "At last tell me what you think the idea is." he whined.
"I think it's shit."
"GASP! THAT'S PROFANE!" yelled Norry as he barged into Liz's room.
"OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S THE BOOGEYMAN!!!" Elizabeth gasped and covered her eyes. "Wait. You're jsut ugly."
Norry's eyes welled up with tears. "You're all so mean! That's all I ever Hear!!! Norry's an ice cream! Norry's hair is ugly! Norry's OLD!!!!"
Swann and Liz stared at him in amazement.
"Well I have feelings too!!!!"
Norry continues to cry.
"I don't think I want him to marryyou anymore." said Swann.
"I don't think I wanted to marry him in the first place. "
"If you thought that, you'd be right."
"Yeah. He's a wimp."
Norry only sobbed louder.
-FIN-
A'N: Ending was a bit abrupt, but I didn't have any more ideas. Well, review! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Next time I'll try not to take so long to update.
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