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This is the conversation of Norrington and Will.

This is only part 1 by the way.

Norrington circled the calmly sitting blacksmith.

"So you like... Elizabeth..."

Will nodded enthusiastically. "I like her ass. It's nice."

Norrington gasped.

"So you admit your intentions toward my daughter are less than honorable!"

Will's nose wrinkled of it's own accord. "Who?"

"My daughter. And what was that thing you did?"

"What thing?"

"That nose wrinkly thing. What does it mean?"

"Oh. I dunno. Probably that I'm disgusted to be in your presence."

"Those were awful big words for a blacksmith."

"That's an awfully long statement for a demented eunuch."

"Back to the topic..." began Norrington again, changing the subject AWAY from his...testicles...eugh... "So you want to so called "lay" my daughter."

"What do you mean by "lay"?" asked Will in a mock interested tone.

"Erm... bed?"

"I know what it means." said WIll as he snickered at his not particularily funny answer. "I just like to see you squirm."

"OH MY GOD!" exclaimed Norrington. "Yout want to have SEX with me!"

Will fell off his chair. "HELL NO!"

Norrington considered this for a moment. "Althought I wouldn't mind being 'bedded' by you."

Will got up and inched towards the door. "I think I'd better be going..."

"Why?" shined Norry. "What's wrong with me?"

"Um, first of all, you're a guy." observed Will.

"That's never stopped you before... lover man..." said Norrington in what he hoped was a sexy voice. "If you haven't noticed, I'm trying to seduce you."

"Erm... I noticed." said Will uneasily. He blushed slightly as Norrington toook off his pointy hat and began to fan himself with it.

"Wow, it's hot in here." said Norry as he tossed his hat aside and attempted to rip his shirt off, much to the dismay of the cockroaches that were lingering in the corner. You could hear their panicked shrieks echoing in the dungeon, even though cockroaches don't speak.

In an attempt to cover the horrible vision, Will threw a random sink onto Norrington's chest, where it stuck, amazingly.

"Woah!" said Norrington childlike...ly. "How did you do that?"

"I dunno. It just came out of my hand."

"Show me." said Norrington, slyly moving closer to the unsuspectiong blacksmith.

"Well-" Will was cut off as Norry randomly kissed him.

Everyone within a five mile radius saw this (don't ask how) and screamed in terror. Innocent people scratched their eyes out, ripping their eyeballs from their head.

Will jumped back, running away and screaming bloody murder.

NOrry chased affter him, calling out, "COME BACK LOVER!"

END OF PART ONE-

A/N: EEEEEEWWWWWWWW! I don't know how I thought of that, cause it's fricken sick. Anyhow, R&R!