Chapter 2: Don't Cha
Kira was typing a gizzilion miles an hour on his computer. He was sick of hearing Lacus and Flay arguing over him. They are behind him singing "The Boy Is Mine" by Monica:
"I'm sorry but you" sang Lacus
"Seem to be confused" continued Flay,
"He belongs to me" continued Lacus,
"The boy is mine" they sang together in unision.
"Not yours"
"But mine"
"Not yours,.." And so on..
"Could you girls just stop fighting over me? I don't like any of you! Leave me alone, for crying out loud!" Cried Kira in a wimpy outrage.
Suddenly, Athrun entered the room wearing a fur coat and a red sombrero and purple go-go boots.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Asked everyone at the same time.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriends were hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriends were a freak like me?
Don't cha, Don't cha ?
Don't cha wish your girlfriends were raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriends were fun like me?
Don't cha Don't cha?"
While Athrun was stripping, Kira, Lacus, and Flay starred at him in shock.
What happens next? Stay tuned after these messages and find out! (Yay! Comercials!)