This is the conversation of Will and Jack. I don't know where though. You figure it out. Oh, okay, on the Interceptor. By the way, who here wants to see Domino? It looks hella good. Keira Knightley is an amazing actress...
Disclaimer: I doooooon't own. In case you hadn't noticed.
Ah yes, and I'll be putting up part 2 of Norry and Will's convo next time.
It should have gone a little something like this...
"Look deep into my eyes... You are getting sleepy... Very, very sleepy..."
"What the hell do you think you're doing, mate?"
Will blinked. "I was practicing my hypnotising." He looked as if it was the sanest thing in the world.
"Well, could you back off a bit?" Jack asked. "Your hand is about one inch away from my arse."
Will paused, then shuddered slightly and moved away. Jack relaxed and moved from the side of the boat.
"So... Do you feel sleepy?"
Jack frowned. "No."
"Damn! I mean... Oh. Okay then."
"So what's this about being a 'Magician?' That blacksmith thing not working out for ya?" Will frowned.
"I don't like it. Hammering metal? What's up with that?" Jack grinned. "Besides, I don't think Elizabeth would like me being all hammer-y all the time."
"So you've loved this Elizabeth for a while now, eh?" Will shrugged. "So then I'll bet you'll be upset to know that she's accepted the Commodore's proposal."
Will snapped to attention. "What proposal?"
"You didn't know?"
"Know what?"
"That Norrington proposed."
"And she accepted that pompous wig's proposal?"
"Hey! No dissing the wig. And yes, she did."
"OH!"
"Wait. Not yet she hasn't."
"Oh, that's all rght then."
Will stared at Jack intently. "Dance, monkey, dance."
"Hmm?"
"Tra la la la la!"
Will was spinning around on the deck of Interceptor, and, not noticing the random blackberry bush, spun right into the blackberry bush, and didn't stop spinning.
"Owww."
"More rum?"
"I haven't had any yet, so I can't have any more..."
Jack grinned. "You mean you can't have any less." he passed a small bottle to Will. "It's very easy to have more than nothing."
"Since when are we in Alice in Wonderland?" asked Will, accepting the bottle.
"Since I love Disney movies."
"What about love stories? You like them?"
Jack pondered this for a moment.
"Yes. But only ones that are sad. I am a man of emotion, you know."
"So that's why women like you?"
"Yes. Wait, no. It's my dashing looks and smoldering sexuality."
"Oh." Will frowned. "Women don't like me. Except Elizabeth. She's different. Possibly crazy, though."
Jack sighed. "Let me tell you something about women, mate. They're all insane."
"What do you mean?"
"They like you, but pretend not to, and they want to kiss you, but when you kiss 'em, they slap you and say you're forward. They're flippin hell on wheels."
"Really?"
"Yes. It's so sad."
"Aye."
Jack and Will continued onw ithout a word. Will was thinking about life, and what would happen to Elizabeth. Jack was thinking about boobs. Hmm. Intellectual.
All right, short and weird, I didn't like it much, but I thought I should update. And by the way, don't be offended by the women are insane thing. I myself am a girl, and I thought it was funny. Sexism is a great conversation starter. Not. But whatever.
Review, or not. You don't have to review, cause it took me so long to update, so not reviewing could be my pusishment. Or you could flame me. I always enjoy a good bashing.
Ta.