The Marauders Pre-Marauders

A/N: Hi peeps. I got 19 reviews and 223 hits go me go me! Uh, I hope y'all liked last chappie, that was a fun one to write. This chappie has been half-done for like a week, but then I couldn't think of how to end it, so here goes! Well here's chappie 6 for y'all folks, please review review review review review!

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Chapter Six

Psychotic teachers

The next morning Lily and Stacey walked down from the Girls' Dormitory talking about, you guessed it, their extreme dislike for a certain boy by the name of James Potter.

"….and it's really funny whenever he sees me, because he always ends up making a complete fool of himself," Lily told Stacey, laughing, "See watch this." Lily waved and smiled at James. James stared at her, shocked and fell off his chair with a loud thud.

"You see what I mean?" Lily asked Stacey, who was laughing hysterically as they climbed out of the portrait hole to go eat breakfast.

Just then Remus climbed in through the portrait hole, looking paler and sicker than any of the other three pre-marauders had ever seen him.

"Ah, Remmy, you're back," Sirius said, spotting Remus as he made his way to where James, Peter and Sirius were sitting.

"Is your aunt doing any better?" Peter asked as soon as Remus sat down.

"What aunt?" Remus asked, completely forgetting that that was why he had left. The other three boys stared at Remus, seeing this, Remus said, "Oh, I mean, um, yeah, she's doing a lot better." Thankfully, they weren't exactly the suspicious kinds of people, because the answer Remus gave them seemed to make sense.

"Good to hear it," James said to Remus, patting him on the back, which made him almost fall off his seat, "Are you okay, Remus?" James asked, looking worriedly at his friend.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Remus lied, because really he felt very nauseous and tired from his night out being a werewolf, "I'm fine," he repeated, "Just a little tired from the trip. So how was the prank?"

James and Sirius got the same evil glint in their eyes, "It was great!" James said, "We levitated people's food and made it sing!"

"Wait, aren't those pretty complicated charms?" Remus asked.

"I dunno," Sirius said, "We just found them in these books in the library," he said, being much help to the situation.

"You guys were in the library?" Remus asked sarcastically, "I thought the library was only for people who know how to read."

"Shut it," Sirius said, "Anyway, it was a really good prank because it started a massive food fight in the great hall! I'm really sorry you had to miss it."

At that time, Peter's stomach made a huge rumble.

"Okay, well guys, I'm going down to breakfast," Peter said, getting up, "Anyone care to join me?"

"Yeah, okay," James said, following suit, "You coming Remus?"

"Erm, I don't think I'm really hungry right now. I'll see you guys later."

"Aw, c'mon," Sirius said, "They're serving everyone's favorite: watery mushy slime with a hint of brown sugar! Mmmmm," Sirius said, rubbing his stomach.

"No, really, I'm not hungry,"

"Party pooper," Sirius mumbled, looking worriedly at his friend.

And with that, the three boys left the common room.

"Wonder what's wrong with him?" James asked.

"Maybe he caught something from his aunt?" Sirius suggested.

"Maybe," James said, looking like he was thinking very hard.

"Come on, guys. It's all gonna be gone by the time we get there," Peter whined.

"What is? The slimy stuff that some people would call porridge?" Sirius asked, "I mean, almost all the food we get here is really good, it's just the porridge!"

"Yeah, the porridge isn't just bad, it's downright disgusting!"

At breakfast, Peter was the only one who was actually eating. James was staring at Lily, who was at the other end of the table, and Sirius was looking at his schedule.

"Hmmm, what's today? Thursday?" Sirius asked, studying the piece of parchment.

"Nope. Sorry mate, today's Monday," James said laughing.

"Ah," Sirius said in disappointment, "Today we have History of Magic, Double Potions with Slytherins, and Double Defense Against the Dark Arts with Hufflepuffs." He said darkly.

"Well, at least we can look forward to Defense Against the Dark Arts!" James said trying to look cheerful.

History of Magic went by very, very slowly, and since they didn't learn anything, there is really no need to tell about that class.

Afer the bell, James, Peter and Sirius hurried down to the dugeon and got in line for Potions.

Professor Slughorn walked out of the classroom and said, "Well, hello class!"

None of the Slytherins greeted his cheery hello and almost all of the Gryffindors said, "Hello Professor Slughorn!"

Once inside, Professor Slughorn began to speak, "Today class, we will be making simple love potion. Please do not take any of your finished potions back with you to use on someone," his eyes flickered over James, who tried to look completely innocent.

"I think we have a psychotic teacher," James whispered to Sirius, "I think he just read my mind."

"I dunno," Sirius said, "he does kinda freak me ou-…wait a minute, were you going to take some of the love potion and use it on Lily?"

James got a sly little glint in his eye as Sirius said this, "Maybe," he said slowly, looking very suspicious.

"C'mon, lets at least pretend we're working on this potion," Sirius said, laughing.

Later that night Sirius, Peter and James got back to the common room to find Remus sitting by the fire reading a book, looking much less pale than earlier that day.

"Hey Remus," Peter said, plopping himself down next to Remus on one of the couches.

"Hey guys," Remus said, looking up from his book, "How were classes today?"

"They were terrible since you weren't there," Sirius pouted, "But we have come to a confusion…"

At this Remus cut in, "Don't you mean conclusion?" he asked, laughing at Sirius's misuse of the word.

"Whatever!" Sirius said, "Anywho, me and James have decided that Professor Slughorn is psychotic. Ya know, like he can read minds."

"I think you mean psychic? Psychotic means insane!" Remus said, laughing once more at Sirius's terrible vocabulary.

"Well, I think he's both!" James shouted

"Agreed!" the other three nodded.

They clinked pretend glasses together in cheers, laughing and being their lunatic selves.

A/N: Well that was an extremely pointless chap, the next will be better, I almost promise! Sorry about the delay in updating, but school just started a week ago and I've had other things on my mind, plus an enormous writer's block. I think there shall be a prank in the next chap! I'll hopefully have 7 up in the next week or two, so don't be expecting anything tomorrow! Thanks so much to my reviewers and my wonderful beta Red-Devil15! Thanks a ton guys!

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