Trance: Yay, another reivew.

Mint: Hey, we only got 2 review but 86 reads. (Hits)

Rain: Tch, the same person could be reading it over and over again.

Trance: (Laughs) What idiot would do that?

Mint: (Blush) I, um... did it before.

Rain: ...

Trance: (Shrugs) Guess that makes you an idiot then. And Rain calls me stupid...

Mint: (Sniff) (Sniff) Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Rain: (Hits Trance on the head) You idiot you made her cry.

Trance: (Frowns) I'm sorry Mint. I was just teasin'.

Mint: (Sniffs) Really? So that means, I'm smart.

Rain: Yeah, whatever. Just stop cryin.

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Chapter 3: Fight! (Part 1)

Previously:

The oldest one pulled out a katana and pointed at the Inu gang," we came here for The Shikon No Tama so hand it over it and we'll spare you pathetic lives."

The middle one said," before we kill you.We might as tell you who will bring you to your demise."

" We are..."

The oldest one said," I'm Rain, the idiot with blue eyes is Trance, and the other one is Mint." The middle one known as Mint frowned slightly before pulling out a bow and pointing an arrow at the Inu gang. The youngest known as Trance replied," wait a sec." Rain snorted," what is it now?" Trance said," I don't approve even it is for The Shockakon no Tomi."

Mint corrected," Shikon no Tama." The blue eyed girl continued," whatever. And I don't think it's right killing someone I don't know... what, does that mean it's right killing someone I do know? No doesn't make sense either." Everyone anime fell and Inuyasha yelled," hey stupid areyou gonna fight or not?"

Miroku thought out loud," so we're gonna fight an old maid, idiot, and flat chest." Everyone stared at him and he laughed nervously as their auras flared wildly. Rain's eye brow twitched and she said," Trance." Then the young girl stepped up and said," sooooo I guess we're gonna fight." Inuyasha said before charging at her," finally you guys stopped babbling." He swung Tetsuiga at her and sliced her in half.

Inuyasha said cockly," heh, stupid girl. She didn't even try to move." Sango yelled to him," Inuyasha look at her body." He looked down and to his surprise, it wasn't a sliced in half girl it was a sliced in half log. A voice said from behind," you missed... bad." He turned around and there she was grinning.

Trance said," okay play time is over, I'm gonna kick your ass for callin' me stupid." Inuyasha 'fehed' and viciously swung at her several times with Tetsuiga. Then she quickly kicked him in stomache and sent him flying into a tree. She said looking at the rest of the group," hmph, so who's next?" Sango thought," damn, she's a human. But she defeated Inuyasha with a simple kick."

Miroku stepped up and said," I will be your next opponent." Trance got in fighting stance and said," fine by me. I'm gonna kick your ass too cause you called me stupid as well." Rain interjected," Trance come back, Mint will have this one." Trance asked in a whiney voice," but why? Besides I wanna fight em'." Rain yelled," GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE OR NO DINNER LATER ON!"

Trance pouted but walked to her friends anyway. Mint stepped out with her bow and arrows in hand. Mint smiled and asked," are you ready?" Miroku nodded dumbly and threw some sutras at her. Then before they could reach, they somehow caught on fire and burned to a crisp. Trance said," here's a tip. We're not demons and Mint-chan can burn those magic-papers with her fire powers."

Mint said," hey Trance-chan you just told them one of my powers. Who's side are you on?" Trance replied," ours of course. I mean, they just saw you burn them. So it doesn't matter." Rain cleared her throat and said," Mint pay attention to the battle and not the idiot." Mint nodded and apologized," I'm sorry. but I'll have to end this battle now."

She began to glow yellow as she pulled back an arrow and aimed it at Miroku. Sango prayed," lets hope that her aim is like Kagome's." Then she let go of the string and a glowing yellow arrow fly at Miroku with god-like speed. With no time to react, Miroku got hit full force with the arrow. He yelled in pain as in burned his skin.

Sango screeched running to his aid," Miroku no."He was lying on the ground and Rain smirked and asked," do you give up or do you want me to fight you guys?" Inuyasha slowly got up and said," n-no way. W-we'll never gi-give up to an old hag, a flat chest, and her dumb pet." Trance said," so you're up and ready for round 2 doggie? That's good, I thought Rain gave mea weak opponent." Inuyasha picked up Tetsuiga and dropped back to the ground clutching his stomache.

Sesshomauru said," that is enough. We withdraw from this battle." Inuyasha 'fehed' and then fell unconscious.

--God's Paradise--

Kyo asked as he brought Kagome some lunch," um, Kagome. Kotsuko said that you're allowed out of this room so... do you want me to show you my secret place?" Kagome took a bite of her lunch and nodded her head 'yes'. He blushed and asked," really?" She swallowed the food and answered enthusiasticlly," yeah, of course. Until I find out why I'm here, I might as well enjoy my stay here." Kyo blushed and smiled slightly.

Then suddenly a girl Kyo's age came in the room and squealed. She said," hello Miss Kagome. I've been dying to meet you. I'm Kyo's twin Kyoko. I'm the goddess of war. You've been the buzz around the whhhhhhhoooooollllllleeeeee paradise. I expected you to be older though but that's okay." Kagome smiled warmly at her and said," it's a pleasure to meet you Kyoko." Kyo growled and said with vemon," Kyoko why are you here? I found her first so she's my friend." This started an arguemnt."

" First is the worst, second is the best."

" Second and best doesn't rhyme."

" So what she's still mine, she's now my big sister" Kyoko grabbed Kagome's arm.

" Well I claimed her as a friend" Kyo grabbed her other arm.

" She's my big sister" she said pulling Kagome's arm.

" Well she's my Kagome" he pulled her other arm.

" What am I a teddy bear?" Kagome thought as they played tug-a-war with her.

--Somewhere Else--

Yusuke said," trees, trees, and MORE TREES. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE TREES?" Kurama exclaimed," well Yusuke it is a forest." Hiei said," even the baka knew that." Kuwabara said proudly," yeah even I knew...HEY YOU STARTIN' SOMETHING SHRIMP?"

Before an argument could start, they came into a village where all the villagers were huddled up in fear. Yusuke asked them," what's goin' on?" A man said," a strange group came into the village and began asking about The Shikon no Tama. Then they began fighting our 'protecters'." Kurama said," I sense several demonic auras." The rest of the group nodded and Yusuke said punching his palm," well I'm up for demon ass kicking."

Before the villagers could explain anymore the Yu Yu Gang ran towards the demon auras.

To Be Continued...

Mint: Hm, I think this chapter was okay.

Trance: Yeah it was great but everyone called me stupid.

Rain: But you are stupid.

Mint: Yeah Trance, you're Rain's stupid pet.

Rain: Review.