Twelve Days of Christmas

Donkey: No wait, hey wait, wait. Y'all forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas
Shrek: No, not that one!
Donkey: A one, a two, a one two three four!
Shrek: No!

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A fire-breathing dragon just for me
Donkey: Yeah

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two weed rats
Voice: Heavenly Creatures
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three little pigs
Three little pigs: Ya ya ya yaaa
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four exploding birds
Bird: Waaaaaaaa - bang
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Ya

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Shrek: Let me guess
Five onion rings
Shrek: Five onion rings, oh I knew it
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
Magic Mirror: You break it, you bought it
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
Ginger Bread Man: Don't you dare
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine mice a' tripping
Threeblind mice:Ooh... I'm sorry gordau
Eight cookies talking
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
More like the twelve years of Christmas
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten puppets dancing
Pinocchio: No strings attached
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Wee, ya all for me

On the Eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve man' a singing
Merry Men: Daradaradada
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven dwarves a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
(Deep breathe)
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee
Just for meeeeee!

Donkey: Oh, let's do that again
Shrek: Let's not and say we're did