The Diary of Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! YAAAAAAAY!
Day 1-
Hello, Diary. Wait, why am I talking to you? I bet you're a filthy Mudblood! Wait, you're an inanimate object, how can you be a Mudblood? Oh, well. Today was great! I got my firstest broomstick ever! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I will now sing my happy song:
LAAAAAAAALALALALALALALALAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HOOOOPLAAAA! It's a NEW Shooting Star, the latest thing out! Once again….
LAAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALALAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOOOPLAAA!
OK. That's over.-GASP- It is now 12:01! Now it's……
Day 2-
Wow. That was kwick. Quick. Father says I need to work on my speliing. HaHa. Yeah, right. Like Draco H. Malfoy does ANY studdieing(studying). I am bored. I wil make up my own language now. Ok, here goes:
Laahing kwoot sulintroba karbnais seefooplay escargooiseh lalalalalala.
That was my new language for " I will now sing my HAPPY SONG!
Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!HOOOPLAAA!
OK. Byesies 4 now.
Day 3-
In third year at Hogwarts. Just got scratched by ummm… ermmm…ubbbb…oh! Yes! His name was BuckTeeth, or summin' like that. This is the only time I get to write now. While I'm in the Hospital Wing. –sigh- Oh, here comes Pansy. I got to go. FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!