Authoress' Notes: Not much to say except that my computer's working so I can update this. Yay. Now, the story!
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 2: The Nonchalant Journey to Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom!
The scene opened with Pikario walking over to Chuigi!
"Get up and come upstairs with me..." Pikario mumbled!
"Need... NAKED WOMEN!" Chuigi replied, madly!
Sweatdropping, Pikario dragged Chuigi away and into the Next Corridor!
"Do you have any idea where you are going?" the now-awake Chuigi asked!
Pikario shook his head! "No, but at this point, it doesn't even matter..."
All of a sudden, Koopa Troopa #2 ran up to them!
"HEY! YOU TWO!" he shouted.
Pikario whipped his head around in annoyance. "What!"
"Where are your passports?" Koopa Troopa #2 asked, holding out his hand!
"Passports?" Chuigi questioned with a puzzled look!
Pikario smiled! "We don't have them because our suitcase is possessed."
Koopa Troopa #2 made a face "Possessed!"
Pikario nodded, as if it were no big deal! "Yep."
Sweatdropping, Koopa Troopa #2 continued to hold out his hand. "Well, you still need to take a picture!" This made Pikario mad.
"Damn it! Didn't you just hear what I said!" the red Pikachu shouted.
Ignoring Pikario, Koopa Troopa #2 turned to Chuigi. "Mr. Green, you go first!"
Chuigi shrugged. "Ok..."
Pikario crossed his arms in annoyance. "This is STUPID!"
Koopa Troopa #2 held up his camera. "Don't do anything dumb!"
Just then, Chuigi peed on the floor!
Koopa Troopa #2's Camera went FLASH!
Pikario made a face!
Koopa Troopa #2 frowned! "THAT WAS NASTY!"
Chuigi sweatdropped! "I should've aimed for the camera!"
Koopa Troopa #2 turned to Pikario. "Mario, your turn!"
Pikario slapped his forehead! "You could've just said 'Mr. Red'!"
"That makes you sound like a thug!" Koopa Troopa #2 replied!
"I'd rather be a thug than a dirty, old plumber..." he retorted.
Koopa Troopa #2 shook his head. "Whatever. Don't do something dumb!"
Pikario suddenly got REALLY fat!
Koopa Troopa #2's Camera went FLASH...AGAIN!
Chuigi started laughing his little yellow ass off!
Koopa Troopa #2 sweatdropped and looked at his camera! "What the hell was that!"
Pikario smiled! "I've got gas!" he admitted, farting!
Chuigi stopped laughing and started gagging at the awful smell of his brother's ass!
Koopa Troopa #2 sneered! "JUST TAKE YOUR PICTURES AND GO!" he bellowed!
Pikario took the pictures and left, with Chuigi behind him!
In the Box Area, they were!
Koopa Troopa #1 looked around! "I'm so bored, I think I'll become captain!" And so, he becomes Captain Koopa!
Pikario walked up and made a face!
Captain Koopa saw the two and cracked up! "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I thought you were Koopa Troopa #3?" Chuigi asked, scratching his head.
"No, he's dead." Captain Koopa bluntly said.
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Ok..."
Captain Koopa changed the subject! "So, uh, thanks for helping me become Captain!"
"You're welcome?" Pikario wondered.
"Here ya go!" Captain Koopa gave Chuigi a GameCube! WITH SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE IN IT!
"COOL BEANS!" Chuigi was obviously very happy!
Captain Koopa saluted! "BWAHAHAHA! IT'S NICE TO BE NICE!"
In the Cargo Hold, Pikario & Chuigi somehow appeared!
Koopa Troopa #4 saw them, but he paid no heed. "We need assistance!" he informed everyone in the room.
Koopa Troopa #2 decided to ignore Koopa Troopa #4 because he felt like it! "Uh...has anyone seen the other Koopa Troopa #3?" he asked, looking around.
"Oh, he's dead!" Koopa Troopa #4 replied with a smile, as if it wasn't a big deal and it probably wasn't!
Koopa Troopa #3, the former Koopa Troopa #1 sweatdropped and slowly backed away from everyone else!
"What a funeral..." Pikario sarcastically remarked, scratching his head.
Chuigi suddenly got mad and kicked the wall! "This bites!"
Just then, the Pinch Crane... uh... grabbed Chuigi because it could!
"HEY!" Chuigi remarked as he was carried away.
Pikario sweatdropped. "I SWEAR! Can't you ever stay in the same spot!"
Koopa Trropa #3 then appeared beside him. "Apparently not..." he answered the rhetorical question.
Pikario got mad and killed him with a crowbar!
Koopa Troopa #3 decided to die, but he went to heaven, so he was in a better place!
The other Koopa Troopas went, "Uh..."
Let's go to the Main Deck because Bowser's there! YAY!
Bowser looked around and frowned. "Man, it got dark fast!" Getting out his dictionary, he looked up the appropriate word! "I am now in obscurity!" he read.
Chuigi flew by on the Pinch Crane! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he told Bowser!
Bowser noticed and pointed! "Hey! No playing on the equipment! And where's your soap!"
"Dunno..." Pikario admitted, appearing randomly.
"Eeyah heh heh heh heh heh!" someone laughed!
"Huh?" Chuigi whipped around to the laugh!
"What the fuck!" Bowser cussed! He then got his dictionary! "That had to be the most horrible evil bad guy laugh I have ever had the misfortune to hear!"
Cackletta, the evil Umbreon lady flew up in her chair, then spun around! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I have GAME BOYS!" she shouted.
Fawful then flew up on his headgear! "And I just beat Super Mario Sunshine!"
Pikario was surprised! "GASP!"
Chuigi was surprised! "GASP!"
Bowser was surprised, but he had a dictionary! "INTAKE OF BREATH!"
Cackletta spun around in her chair again, then flew away, laughing! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Fawful, instead, landed on the ship. "I have chicken wings!" he declared!
Battle Mode Start! The star thingy flew into the screen again! YAY!
Chuigi was scared of the star thingy's closeness to him! "OH NO!" he stated!
Just then, Fawful realized something! "I have too much mustard! Here, TAKE SOME!" he threw some mustard at Chuigi!
Chuigi put it on a sandwich. "Thank you!"
"HaVe YoU tHe rEaDiNeEsS FoR ThIs!" Fawful screeched, then exploded!
Pikario suddenly got sad. "I didn't get to jump..."
Battle Mode Complete! Now, the aftermath!
Fawful shrugged. "Ah, well!" Getting back on his headgear, he blew up the ship, but not before remarking, "Watch me defeat Gannondorf in some random Zelda game!" Then he flew away.
Bowser got the dictionary again! "The petite failure is parting! And my deprived Koopa Cruiser is, as well!" he wailed.
And so, the ship crashes and everybody dies...THE END!
Chuigi popped up! "I...I... SURVIVED!"
Pikario popped up beside him. "Me, too! But I'm the star of the show/fic/game, so I'm supposed to!"
"You filthy bastard!" Chuigi accused!
They go to the Border House thing, only to see Hammer Bro. #1, who said, "Look, Hammer Bro. #2, it's Mario and Luigi!"
Pikario threw himself into a wall. "I'M NOT MARIO!" he barked.
Hammer Bro. #2 smiled. "Play jump rope with us!"
For some reason, Chuigi liked this! "Ok!" He played some rope!
Pikario cocked an eyebrow. "You are such a wuss!" he then proceeded to drag Chuigi away.
Hammer Bro. #1 stopped skipping rope. "Yay! You win!" he cheered.
Hammer Bro. #2 was happy, too! "You get...A MAP!" he added.
Chuigi scratched his head. "Yay?"
Snatching the map from Hammer Bro., Pikario stomped away. "This sucks on ice!"
Now, with Bowser, he was stuck in a random cannon!
"I can't see my dictionary!" Bowser told anyone who cared.
Pikario jumped on Bowse, pissing him off!
"OW!" The cannon turned around and Bowser popped out. "What the hell was that for!"
"To make up for when I didn't jump on Fawful!" Pikario said.
Bowser looked in his dictionary. "I loathe you!"
Then, Tolstar appears! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Nyeck nyeck!" he chuckled. "Lookit da dope stuck in muh cannon!"
Bowser frowned, then looked in the dictionary again. "You have impaired speech!"
"No, I don't! I just like talking slang!" Tolstar retorted.
"Whatever!" Bowser said.
"We need to get Bowser's fat ass out of the cannon!" Chuigi pointed out randomly!
"I can do it, but only if you pay me 8,975,730,824,839,578,620,937,580,697.41!" Tolstar held out his hand!
Pikario kicked a random rock! "Crap! That's all our money!"
"Like sucks! Get used to it!" Tolstar nagged.
Chuigi gave him the money! UH OH!
Tolstar laughed. "Nyeck! Thanks a lot! You've made me 8,975,730,824,839,578,620,937,580,697.41 richer! Now, die!"
Battle Mode Start! There goes the star thingy again! HUZZAH!
Chuigi just noticed something! "Weren't we supposed to learn Bros. Attacks!"
Then, the Authoress appeared! "Yeah, but I didn't feel like writing it, so here!" She simply gave them their Bros. Powers, then left to commit the heinous crime of writing stories!
"Uh..." Pikario mused.
Tolstar diverted his attention! "I'm really fat and slow, but I'm going to go first whether you like or not!" He then promptly exploded.
Pikario & Chuigi just looked at each other in confusion!
Battle Mode Complete! That was easy!
Tolstar groaned in pain. "NYEEEEEEEEEECK! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!"
Bowser sneered! "HAH! So, NOW, who's the dope!"
"YOU, dope!" Tolstar somehow blew up the cannon!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Bowser was blown away and Tolstar disappeared!
"Well, that was weird!" Chuigi said.
Pikario smacked him against the head, three stooges style, for being too direct!
So, they went through the cave and got out! But some Random Guard Ivysaur confronted them when they did!
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PRINCE PEASLEY!" he demanded.
Pikario twitched his ears. "Who?"
Random Guard #2 came up. "Peasley, damn it!"
Chuigi took out a magazine from under his hat. "Sorry! All's I got is some dirty magazines!"
Random Guard #3 appeared on the scene and said, "Yuck!"
Random Guard #1 shook his head. "Either way, we can't let you go!"
Tolstar fell from the sky! "Let them pass! For they are the great, almighty plumbers, Mario and Luigi!" he said, sounding like a zombie!
Pikario punched the closest thing next to him (Random Guard #3)! "I'M NOT MARIO!"
Random Guard #1 went wide eyed! "Tolstar!"
"I'm dead now, so you have to listen to me!" Tolstar commanded, suddenly disappearing!
Chuigi whispered to Pikario. "Let's get out of here before something else happens!"
Pikario whispered back. "Good idea!"
So, they ran away! At Uh-Oh Village, Pikario was surprised at something!
"Oh my gawd! The town has been taken over by cactuses!" he pointed out.
A Cacnea, also a random Uh-Oh Village Inhabitant, walked up. "You mean CACTI?" he corrected.
The talking cactus scared Pikario & Chuigi and they went, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Then they ran until they saw Fawful!
Fawful was happy! "Whee!" he held up the glorious up Game Boy Advance! "I just beat Pokémon Pinball!"
Pikario pointed his finger again! "Hey, you can't beat that game! It's eternal!"
"WHAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fawful was mad, so he ran into a wall, causing an avalanche!
"Oh, crap! Those rocks are in our way!" Chuigi realized.
Fawful shook the fist on his tail! "This is what happens to people who disrespect Pokémon!" Afterwards, he flew away on his headgear, in an evil like way!
Back in Uh-Oh Village, an Uh-Oh Village Inhabitant said, "The bridge is broke!"
Pikario looked at the busted bridge and frowned. "Broke, my ass!"
Chuigi responded very well! "Ok!" he broke Pikario's ass!
Pikario flinched! "OW! WHY, YOU LITTLE..."
"Oops!" Chuigi ran in a hut and Pikario chased!
Upon their arrival, Sledge stood up! "What the fuck!" he cussed. "No visitors!"
Hammer added! "Yeah! We're trying to make a Hammer with substitute rocks!"
A Geodude floated up from the Hammer-making table! "Since when am I a substitute rock!" It then somehow ran away!
Hammer slammed his bone on the table! "Damn it!"
Pikario stopped chasing as he was struck with an idea! "Hey! We need Hammers to break a rock!"
Sledge asked, "Really? Well, then we need an Uh-Oh Block!"
"An...Uh-Oh Block?" Pikario wondered.
Chuigi finally stopped running. "Why do you call it that?"
Hammer decided to explain. "Since it looks like a wad of crap, when you step on it, the first words that should come out of mouth other than 'Oh, shit!' would be 'Uh-oh!'"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Forget I even asked..."
"Eh, so are gonna get us one from the Mountain or what!" Hammer pestered.
Pikario rubbed his sore his ass. "Whatever..."
On Uh-Oh Mountain the 2 brothers were!
Chuigi saw a tornado!
Pikario spun into it!
Chuigi got mad! "Hey, you can't do that without me!"
Pikario continued on without Chuigi. "I don't need you because my name is more important than yours is!"
"Notice that this show/fic/game is call "Pikario & CHUIGI!" Chuigi shouted.
Pikario kept on walking. "And your point?"
"Fine, then!" Chuigi then somehow skipped all the way to Hoohooros and it can't be explained how!
"HEY!" Pikario called.
Chuigi stuck his tongue out! "Nyah nyah!"
"Okay, okay!" Giving in, Pikario followed Chuigi.
Chuigi grinned!
Pikario sweatdroped!
Hoohooros appeared! "If you two are done making stupid faces, then you shall perform a challenge for me!"
Pikario rolled his eyes.
"Catch these spirit things and don't fall!" Hoohooros instructed.
Chuigi jumped up! "Hey, those spirit things look a lot like basketballs!"
"JUST DO IT!" Pikario added, as a cliché!
As Pikario & Chuigi catch the spirit things, the Globetrotters' theme plays and the Bros. do stupidly interesting basketball tricks and get the spirit things into randomly placed nets!
Hoohooros twitched! "That was so stupid that I will fight you now!"
Battle Mode Start! STAR THINGY! YAHOO!
Chuigi started things off by throwing a spirit thing at Hoohooros, who said, "OW!", then Pikario jumped on Hoohooros, making him say something else!
"That didn't hurt, but I quit because this is so lame!" Hoohooros exploded!
Battle Mode Completed! They beat a Nosepass, who is a compass!
Hoohooros stomped towards the brothers. "YOU GAVE ME AN OWIE!" He then used hisMagnet Pull ability and throws the Bros. up to the Mountain's top, even though he's only allowed to do that with Steel types!
Chuigi was enjoying flying! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Pikario shook his head, clearly irate. "This is just not my day!"
Authoress's Notes: I've done it again! Anyway, 10 Reviews this time! Can you do it! Oh, yeah, and like I said before, if you're lost on who's who, just go to my bio and find Mario the Great Wobbuffet! She's got the goods.