Authoress' Notes: Well, well, well, it's chapter 3. Let us all do a little jug... jig... Now, on with the story!

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 3: Attack of the Stupid Pokémon!

Pikario looked around. "So... where's Blablahblahnandon?"

Chuigi chuckled at the really weird name! This made Pikario mad, so Chuigi pointed at a random Aerodactyl!

"I think that's him on that rock over there..."

Blablahblahnandon didn't hear anything because he was too busy sleeping!

This made Pikario even more mad! "Damn it! He's asleep!" Enraged, he kicked a rock!

Blablahblahnandon suddenly woke up! "What the fucking hell do you think you're doing?!" he barked.

"Gettin' toe up!!" Pikario responded randomly, so randomly in fact, not even Chuigi knew what he meant!

"Huh?"

Blablahblahnandon responded positively! "This shitload of an egg is my dawg!"

Chuigi was confused! "WHAT?!"

"I have to use a fucking bad word every sentence!" Blablahblahnandon informed the Pichu.

"Why?" Chuigi asked.

Blablahblahnandon got mad again. "Because it's fucking cool, damn it!"

"SHITLOAD!" Pikario shouted!

"BITCHIN'!" Blablahblahnandon added!

Chuigi shrugged. "Am I missing something?"

Just then, the rock Blablahblahnandon was sitting on was an egg, so it liked, hatched!

Blablahblahnandon said, 'Holy shit!' and got off the egg just as Dragoho-oh came out, mad because he was a Salamence with a weird name, and Salamences don't have weird names!

"GRAHH! CURSING IS PROHIBITED!" he roared.

Blablahblahnandon was amazed!"Holy shit! That shitload of an egg sure is bitchin'!"

Cursing also made Dragoho-oh mad! "GRR!" He blew Blablahblahnandon away, causing him to fly into a wall!

"CRAP! SHIT!" he cursed.

Dragoho-oh turned to Pikario! "And you! I heard you, too!"

"Oh, shit!" Pikario cussed!

Battle Mode Start! Star thingy, we love you!

An Uh-Oh Block fell off the mountain!

Dragoho-oh wagged his tail! "I don't know what that was!" he adimitted.

"Quick!" Pikario shouted."We must use the bad words to kill him!"

Chuigi sighed. "Do I have to?"

"You can use your pornographic magazines!" Pikario suggested.

Chuigi got a magazine from under his hat! "Cool!"

Dragoho-oh saw this and wailed. "PLEASE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he pleded.

"Go to hell, you bitching shitload of crap!" Pikario said.

Dragoho-oh roared in pain!

"Damn you, fucker!" Pikario was winning the fight.

Chuigi showed his pornographic magazines with much glee!

"OH NO!!!!" Dragoho-oh exploded!

Battle Mode Complete! Cussing pwnz!

Dragoho-oh then turned into Prince Peasley, a much more huggable Bulbasaur!

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" he laughed.

Chuigi went, 'Gasp!'

Pikario continued to cuss. "Who the fuck is that?!"

Blablahblahnandon then appeared again. "This Bulbasuar is none other than...PRINCE PEASLEY!"

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Peasley repeated. "I'm cute!" For some reason or other, he stood on his hind legs and flicked his left claw back behind his head like he had hair, which he didn't, making everything FLASH and SHINE!

Pikario's eyes went wide, not affected by the light, as Chuigi groaned and complained about his.

"My eyes!" he bawled, squinting.

"Praise your mustaches!" Peasley continued.

Chuigi was now confused!

Pikario slammed his fist into a rock, turning it into a Game Boy! "I'M NOT MARIO!!!!!!"

Peasley waved his clawed finger around. "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I KNOW!! Cackletta and Fawful are evil!"

Pikario made a face. "No duh!"

"Of course!" On a random impulse, Peasley decided to squirt Sweet Scent into Chuigi's face, making him smell like Kirby!

"HEY!" Chuigi sputtered, ashe coughed out pink good-smelling stuff, caught off guard.

Peasley smiled. "You reek of me! Now, go to the castle!"

Just then, his trusty steed, a Bean Pillow Thing appeared and Peasley got on.

"FAREWELL!" he called out, as he flew away.

Then, Blablahblahnandon broke the 4 second silence. "Well, shit! Let's go back to the fucking ass town!"

At Uh-Oh Village, Chuigi said something!

"YAY! I smell good!"

"Uh..." Pikario slowly backed away.

Sledge suddenly appeared. "Pikario! Chuigi!"

"WHAT?!" Pikario was mad for no reason.

Sledge whacked Pikario with a Hammer, the one he was giving him!

"OW!" Pikario rightfully said.

Sledge smiled and proudly said. "NOW your ass is broken!"

"DAMN IT!" Pikario decided to rampage!

"Now get downhill!" Hammer spat, suddenly appearing and pushing the Bros. off the cliff.

Downhill, Pikario broke the rock with his Hammer as Chuigi cheered.

"YAY!"

Pikario was in a bad mood, so he said, "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

And Chuigi obeyed him.

Pikario then saw a flaming rock.

The Flaming Rock said, "WHOOSH!"

Chuigi then did a verb, seeing a well!

The Well said, "TA-DA!"

"WE NEED SOME WATER!" Chuigi concluded.

As if on cue, Pikario pushed Chuigi into the well.

Chuigi sucked up the water, then spat it out!

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!" Pikario frowned.

Chuigi frowned back! "Because you're the fat one!" So he pushed Pikario into the well!

Pikario spat water on the flaming rock, who said, 'AHHHHHH!', then exploded!

Pikario said nothing and Chuigi said nothing!

At the Cave Place, Pikario encountered another Bulbasaur, but he was old!

Pikario looked at the old Bulbasaur, while Chuigi looked at his shotgun.

The Old Bulbasaur got mad. "WHAT?!"

Pikario got mad. "WHAT?!"

"Ride my carts!" the Old Bulbasaur coughed.

"OK!" Pikario agreed.

Pikario& Chuigi got to ride in the carts!

The Carts went, 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'

Pikario & Chuigi went, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

They crashed!

Pikario& Chuigi then went, 'Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'

The Old Bulbasaur somehow appeared and went, 'Hooooooooooooooo!' Then, he like, threw them out of his cave!

At the Trail's End, Pikario was confused!

"What the hell was that?!" he asked no one who listened.

Chuigi tugged on Pikario. "We need to run!!!"

So, they ran away to prevent the non-existant rain from making everything wet!

Hammer then called after them. "Hey! Wait up!"

"Oh no!" Chuigi groaned.

Sledge also also appeared."We forgot to teach you how to use your Hammers so you can fight trees!" he said.

Pikario frowned."WHAT?!"

Battle Mode Start! Star thingy is awesome to joo!

Chuigi cocked his head to the side and frowned!"I thought you were the good guys!"

"We are, but we need to show you something!" Sledge said, getting ready to tutor the 2 Bros. of Mousiness! But before he could, Pikario decided to jump on Hammer since they were in Battle Mode.

"OW!" Hammer responded, rubbing his skull with his Bone Club.

Pikario felt very dominant! "Ha!"

Sledge got mad. "Damn you two!" He then took Chuigi's Hammer to further emphasize his anger!

Chuigi didn't take very likely to this, so he whined. "HEY!"

Ignoring Chuigi, Sledge continued tutoring! "To block, push the A button!"

Chuigi got mad AGAIN! "WHAT?!"

Pikario saw and saw this and thought, 'What the heck?' So, he took out his GBA and pushed the W button!

Sledge frowned. "What the fuck?! There's no such thing as a W button!" he pointed his Bone Club at Pikario.

Pikario smiled crazily. "There is now! Mwahahahahahahaha!" For a second time, he pushed the W button!

Hammer sweatdropped. "To strike your opponent, push...uh..."

Chuigi, liking his brother's idea to be strange, pushed the Y2K button! And even though it was clearly near the end of the year 2004, Pikario said, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Hammer slapped his forehead. "NO!!"

Chuigi then pushed the SSBM button in some crazy way or another!

Sledge got annyoed at all the button-pushing. "STOP!" he commanded.

Suddenly, the adorable, sweet, cute, pink, good-smelling, and very awesome Kirby appeared and promptly ate Sledge!

Hammer saw this and shook his head in anger. "Just forget it!"

Battle Mode Complete! Kirby is so cool! And PINK!

"You'll learn the hard way!" Hammer lectured, running away.

Kirby then smiled, not spitting up Sledge, and ran away! Then, he like, went and killed the Verizon Wireless man and got back his cell phone, free of charge! Then he called up his friends and they all had a rave like nevah B4! I mean, 'never before!' ...POYO!

Chuigi disregarded the nonsense that Kirby committed. "YAY! We gained a lot of stats!"

Pikario hit him with his Hammer. "Shut up!"

At the City, things were strange, unkempt, distorted, on fire, and it was not a very good place to be at the time! It reminded Pikario of Cappy Town from Kirby's TV show!

Chuigi was shocked! "Oh, crap! It's in ruins!"

"No, shit!" Pikario shook his head, coming out of a 2 second trance.

Just then, an Ivysaur City Inhabitant was seen crawling on the ground! "Help... raining... fire... death... GAH!" he gurgled, before fainting.

"It must be the MATRIX!" Chuigi bellowed, even though he had only seen the Animatrix!

Since the Matrix is very scary and confusing, Pikario & Chuigi ran away!

At the Castle, Pikario & Chuigi saw Random Ivysaur Guard #1!

"Halt!" the Ivysaur commanded, stopping Pikario & Chuigi with his Vine Whip. "Who goes there?"

"Me and my stinky brother!" Pikario said, pointing to himself and Chuigi, who smelled like Kirby.

Random Guard #2 sniffed Chuigi. "OH MY! The Sweet Scent of the Prince!"

Pikario rubbed the back of his head and sweatdropped. "Uh..."

"IN WITH THE SMELL!" Random Guard #1 commanded himself, pushing Pikario& Chuigi inside.

IN the Castle, Chuigi decided to read the script because there was supposed to be more than one reference to Kirby 7 seconds ago!

"Why is 'IN' in capital letters?" he pointed out.

Pikario laughed. "'IN' is in!"

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" a Random Bulbasaur Assistant called out.

Pikario shrugged. "So?"

The Assistant sweatdropped, expecting more help than that!

Just then, an Umbreon in a yellow cloak ran up! "It's-a me, Lady Luna!" she informed Pikario.

Pikario made a face. "Oh!"

Lady Luna twitched her ears. "Speak up! WHAT?!"

Chuigi twitched his ears. "What the fuck?!"

Lady Luna put her ears down and frowned. "HUMPH! Our bathroom is very dirty and needs cleaning!" She then threw Pikario & Chuigi down a pipe. "Fix them pipes!"

Pikario ate a plunger! "I'M NOT MARIO!!!"

Chuigi went blue in the face and looked around in fear! "The sewers are filled with bisexuals!" he feared!

Then, the Bisexuals appeared, with NINTENDO DSs! "HAW HAW!" they barked.

Pikario & Chuigi were scared, so ran thourgh the walls and quickly got to the last chamber!

Lady Luna then laughed like, 'Eeyah heh heh heh heh!' and disappeared!

For no apparent reason, Pikario used Chuigi as a plunger!

Chuigi didn't like this, so he said, "EWW!"

Pikario stood victorious over nothing. "The pipes are fixed! Beat that, Luigi!"

Chuigi frowned. "What the fuck?!"

A gate opened and Lady Luna stepped out!

"FREEDOM!" she exclaimed.

"What the fuck?!" Chuigi pointed.

Pikario also pointed. "It's THE REAL Lady Luna!"

Chuigi scratched his head. "Why is 'THE REAL' in big letters?!"

Lady Luna bounced up and down."The WhatStar!"

Another Random Assistant Bulbasaur appeared. "Get the WhatStar!" he chimed in.

Chuigi was confused! "The What?!"

Pikario was mad! "The Star!!!"

Kirby was cute! "HI!!!"

"It's KiRbY!!!" Lady Luna concluded, saying her line wrong!

Kirby ran away to pick up some chicks!

"That DID NOT make any sense!" Pikario said, also reading his line wrong!

Chuigi looked at the script again! "Why is 'DID NOT' in big words?!"

Lady Luna continued. "The WhAtStAr!"

Pikario & Chuigi ran upstairs to go get the WhatStar becuase they knew that it was already too late, even though they had some false hope, it'd be stupid not to try and the game would end and Nintendo would go out of business and Mario would go insnae and kill everybody in the world and that's not good, except for the 2 or 3,000 people in the universe who want to die and, in that case, it'd be just what they wanted, so Mario wouldn't kill them and Luigi would be left to stare into space like always!

Lady Luna, the other one, turned into Cackletta! "Eeyah heh heh heh heh!"

Fawful held up his GBA! "Yee haw! I beat Metroid Fusion!"

Cackletta smirked. "Nevermind! I beat Mario!"

Pikario heard this and hit the Assistant Bulbasaur with his Hammer. "I'M NOT MARIO!!! Do I look like him?!"

"You're wearing his hat!" Cackletta stated the obvious.

Pikario twisted his hat around then did it again! "So?!"

Fawful was mad, so he decided to eat a sandwich to calm his nerves of nervousness!

Cackletta saw this scene was going nowhere, so she called Queen Where to make it go some...where!

Queen Where fell from the roof and uttered, "JIODMSKFOHJREWIUHGFIFTZXLDMKVLNMCGVIODFPU!!!!!!!"

Pikario said, "..."

Chuigi pointed at the evil possesed Venusaur! "What the fuck?!"

"I shall now proceed with beating the crap out of Mrs. Aron!" Cackletta said, confusing everybody!

"ARAN!" Fawful corrected. "And Samus ISN'T married!"

Cackletta sweatdropped. "Oh yeah!"

So, they left!

Chuigi looked at the script again! "Why is 'ISN'T' in big letters?!"

Pikario swaetdropped. "Well, isn't this just a fine piece of shit we've gotten ourselves into?!"

Authoress' Notes:That was fun! And weird! And mentally disturbing... I'll be working on some other fics today as well as Mario the Great Wobbuffet! Kudos to her! Look for her first fic, "Mistakes Were Made" in the Kirby section! And it's rated 'R'!