Authoress' Notes: I might as well update this fic, then work the others sometime later today! Now, on with the story!

Pikario and Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 4: The Ridiculously Short Whyhola Cola Saga!

The Stupid Narrator appeared out of nowhere! "When we last left our heroes, they were facing a gigantic SHUNK!"

Queen Where sweatdropped. "Excuse me?"

Pikario looked away. "Nevermind him..."

Battle Mode Start!

Queen Where smiled. "Oh, okay then!" Just then, she decided to use Earthquake, which is not an attack for Venusaurs to learn! OH NO!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chuigi got hit and fainted!

Pikario was outraged and pissed off at the same time! "OH NO! MY LITTLE BROTHER!"

Queen Where, for no appearent reason, spit out a Bulbasaur, then ate it! Thank god it wasn't Peasley! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Pikario was stunned! "Eww..."

Queen Where wanted to roar, so she did! "DHNSFDJSKFJKSMDSCMSD!"

"We can beat her if we team up, Chuigi!" Pikario shouted, eating Chuigi! And don't ask how!

Chuigi was all swirly-eyed inside Pikario's stomach!

Using teh force, Pikario ran up to the Queen! "DIE, SCUM!" he demanded, barely touching Queen Where's nose!

And Queen Where exploded! Again, don't ask how!

Pikario was happy... for once! "HOORAY!" He spit out Chuigi. "WE DID IT!"

Chuigi wiped the drool off his head. "Chicken fucker..."

Battle Mode Completed!

Lady Luna ran up and started crying! "Oh dear! Her height-ness is thirsty!"

Pikario shrugged. "So?'!"

Lady Luna stopped crying and frowned. "She needs a drink!"

Pikario shrugged again. "Well, get her a frickin' Yoo-hoo!"

Lady Luna groaned in annoyance. "SHE NEEDS THE WHYHOLA COLA!"

"Then, where is it?'!" Pikario asked.

"IN Whyhola Woods!" LadyLuna said, doing that "IN" thing again!

Chuigi asked. "Why is...?"

Pikario slapped him in the back of the head. "ZIP IT!" He turned back to Lady Luna. "Fine! Let's-a go!"

Chuigi sighed. "That's my line!"

Pikario frowned. "No, it isn't! It's...um...Luigi's, I think..."

Chuigi sighed again. "But that's-a me!"

Pikario frowned again! "No, you're-a Pichu!"

Chuigi was starting to get pissed off now. "That's-a not true!"

It took him a while, but Pikario finally figured out what the hell was happening! The voices, the strange accents, the familiar sounds... "Oh no! We're-a startin' to sound-a like-a them now-a!" he concluded, meaning Mario and Luigi!

Chuigi pulled his ears down! "Mamma mia!"

Lady Luna slapped Pikario. "Shut up and go to the damn forest!"

Pikario slapped her back! "SHUT-A UP!"

Lady Luna was so totally pissed now, so she kicked Pikario and Chuigi out!

Pikario, landing on his belly got up and cursed. "Damn it! We are not Italian!"

Chuigi started hopping up and down! "Hey, Pikario! Ricordisi che di quando la I ha detto ero impaurito della gente di gay? Bene, nient'altro! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ma mi non chieda perchè..." (1)

Pikario ignored his little brother! "We need-a help-a!" Seeing the StarWho Café, he walked towards it! "Let's-a try there!"

Chuigi shrugged. "Sicuro, perchè non? Significo, il professor E. Gadd sarà là orinare noi fuori con i suoi fantasmi maledetti ed i loro sacchetti di merda che denominano il caffè, ma che cosa l'inferno?" (2)

In the Café, the two looked around!

Pikario perked his ears up. "'ello?" he called, sounding WAY too much like Mario!

Chuigi decided to pop in again! "Rivelerò un segreto che accadrà un momento più successivamente nel gioco: MI TRANSFORMERÒ IN In un PIKACHU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (3)

Hearing someone laughing maniacally, the manager popped up. "Yo! Whaddya want?"

Pikario slammed his fist down on the table! "CAFFINE!"

"-a!" Chuigi added, trying to make it sound Italian!

The manager made their super-sweet special Gotahell Blend. "That'll be -48,793,754,864,730,958 coins!"

Pikario slammed his fist on the table again! "Damn it, I'm a broken old plumber! I don't have that kind of money!" So, he took the Blend and drank it!

The manager got mad! "Hey!"

Just then, a ghost from Luigi's (Not Chuigi's!) Mansion appeared and said, "Boo BLAH!"

Pikario, being afraid of ghosts went, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" and hid under a table!

Chuigi scoffed. "Ghosts don't scare me; lesbians do!"

Then, E. Gadd came in! "Well, that sucks!" he exclaimed, sucking up the ghost with the Poltergeist 3000!

Chuigi was pissed! "Mai vi ho detto che cosa lo spaventa? Bene, ci sono lotti delle cose! Le lesbiche, la gente di gay, bisexuals, omosessuali, omosessuali di gay... la lista va senza sosta, ma chi si preoccupa che cosa dico? Non potete capirli!"

E. Gadd sweatdropped! "Oh my! It seems that you have been diagnosed with Sicily Sickness!"

Pikario was confused! "Uh..."

The manager pointed at Chuigi. "Hey, boss! These guys are real dopes!"

For some random reason, E. Gadd whacked Pikario and Chuigi with the Poltergeist 3000!

Chuigi fell on the floor! "OW! Hey, I'm cursed! I mean, cured!"

Pikario, imitating Mario in almost every way possible, shouted, "WHAA HAA!"

Chuigi, imitating Luigi in almost every way possible, shouted, "YO HO!" Then he added, "HOE! AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!"

The manager looked on in confusion. "..."

E. Gadd smirked. "You guys are crazy!"

"Now what?" Chuigi pondered.

Pikario mused. "Uh..."

"I don't know, but take this!" E. Gadd blurted out, giving them the Bonus Ring!

Chuigi's eyes widened in shock AND horror! "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

The theme to "Sonic the Hedgehog" played in the background! Pikario and Chuigi got scared!

"Crap!" Pikario shouted, running to the Chateau!

At the Chateau, Chuigi deduced something!

"We need the drink!"

"No duh!" his brother sighed.

They walked into the Barrel Room, which was full of Whyhola Cola!

Chuigi's mouth dropped open! "Awesome! Booze everywhere!" So, he got drunk!

Pikario punched the wall. "Crap! I wanted to do that!"

Chuigi laughed drunkenly. "Ha ha!" Then he got lost in the barrel maze thingy!

"Damn it!" Pikario cursed, getting lost in the barrel maze! "Chuigi, where the hell are you?'!"

Somewhere in the maze, Chuigi snorted. "I think I'm over here!"

Pikario frowned. "What the fuck?'!"

"Damn it, Rookie!" an unknown voice shouted. "Why do you always have to get lost looking for that godforsaken dictionary of yours?'! I swear, you're going to be the death of me! The great Popple has work to do, too, you know!"

Pikario ran out of the barrel maze! "Who was that?'!"

Then, a Meowth ran out, looking terrified! "GAH! A PIKACHU! DON'T SHOCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" With that, he ran into the next room!

In all the confusion, Chuigi came through the wall, still drunk! Pikario ran to the next room!

The Meowth (Popple, no duh) got scared again! "Oh, crap! IT'S THE PIKACHU!"

Just then, Rookie appeared with the dictionary! "Boss, chief, manager, superior, I found my dictionary!"

"Hey, ain't that Bowser?" Chuigi slurred, still drunk!

Pikario got mad! "Bowser, you dope! You're on our side! ...Well, not really..."

Looking in his dictionary, Rookie scoffed! "BAH! Such nonsense! I am Rookie, a juvenile, but with my father, I shall become the greatest ever! GWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Popple slapped the charm on his forehead in anger. "I'M NOT YOUR DAD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE GONE OVER THAT?'!"

Battle Mode Start!

"Why are you fighting us?'!" Pikario demanded!

Popple grinned madly! "Because you know my secret!"

Pikario sweatdropped. "WHAT secret?"

"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, LITTLE MAN!" Popple bellowed, bouncing around!

"Huh?" Pikario scratched his head!

STILL drunk, Chuigi, twirled around in circles! "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Popple leapt forward! "YAHHHHHHHHHH!" He took Pikario's Hammer!

"Hey!" Pikario jumped on Popple's head, causing him to accidentally use Pay Day! OOPS!

Seeing his coins scatter and, um, stuff, Popple freaked. "OW! MY MONEY! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!" And he ran away!

Chuigi giggled stupidly!

Rookie was angered! "GASP! FATHER! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" He threw Pikario's abandoned Hammer at him!

Chuigi caught the Hammer! "Ooh, pretty!" he observed, throwing it at Rookie!

Rookie howled in pain as the Hammer landed on his precious foot! "OW! MY FOOT! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYY!" He also ran away!

Battle Mode Complete!

Pikario looked around. "That was... interesting..."

Chuigi, finally sober, went wide-eyed. "WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?'!"

"This is unfair! Let's go, Rookie!" Popple shouted!

Rookie smiled. "Right behind you, Dad!"

Sweatdropping, Popple ran off, with Rookie, Pikario and Chuigi following!

Now they're in Whyhola Woods! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Pikario got all 3 Bean Things because the authoress is tired!

Chuigi sweatdropped. "Wow!"

Pikario looked at Whyroot. "Now let us pass!"

"NO!" Whyroot barked.

Pikario groaned!"WHY?'!"

Whyroot sat up and boasted."First, you must fight the awesome Wiggler!"

Then Wiggler appeared, and he was pissed! "GRR!"

Chuigi thought Wiggler looked pretty yummy, so he ate him!

Pikario sweatdropped and looked on in confusion!

Whyroot cocked an eyebrow and moved aside, revealing a secret cave!"Ok, you can pass, I guess..."

Just then, Popple and Rookie popped out from the bushes!

Popple danced around in circles."Yeah! All right! We're in!"

They run past Whyroot and into the underground cave!

Pikariostomped the ground!"Crap!"

"I knew something about that was too easy..." Chuigi chimed in.

In the Cave Place, Pikario and Chuigi saw a Minun talking to a soda and Popple and Rookie were tied up and hanging for the ceiling!

"Look," Pikario shouted. "it's our long lost brother!"

Chuigi shurugged. No way in hell was he related to a Minun!

Bubbles smirked and spoke to the soda! "Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?"

"Gah!" Popple intruded. "Enough with the jokes already! They're CRAP!"

The soda said. "..."

Not hearing a response, Bubbles finished! "BECAUSE IT WAS FOWLED! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Rookie sweatdropped. "Please kill me..."

The soda awakened! "That joke sucked on ice!" it gurgled in a rage!

Bubbles: Wait! I got more!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then the soda turnedintothe Chuckolator! UH OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bubbles' ears shot straight up!"Holy crap!"

Pikario got mad."Hey, you can't say that! It's copyrighted by me!"

"TAKE COVER!" And with that, Bubblesjumped through a hole in the floor!

The Chucklator growled!"GRRRR!"So, for no reason, he blew away Popple and Rookie,then usedhis sword to slice the floor open, then turned back into a soda!

"Ah, I feel better now!" the soda hummed!

Everybody fell through the floor!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" they went!

In the Underground Cave Place!

"AHHHHHHHH-" Pikario's screaming was cut off, as he landed in Soda's Barrel!

He knew this was the end, so the soda lamented!" Good bye, cruel world! I am now being absorbed into a Pikachu's belly, never to see the light of day again! I never even got to write a will to my wife, Florinda, and my 3 kids, Wendy, Larry, Roy, I LOVE YOU!"

Chuigi continued falling as well! "AHHHHHHHH- OW! Oh my god! Pikario must be being raped by that soda!" he realized, falling on the ground! He jumped off the ledge and near the barrel. "I'M COMING, BIG BRO!"

Pikario, who was in the barrel, said nothing because... well, just because! End of story! Well, almost...

Chuigi grimaced. "Oh no! I'm too late! Ah, well, free water ride!" So Chuigi knocked the barrel into water and got on, floating out of the cave!

Authoress' Notes: Heh, I was originally going to keep it a secret what Chuigi says in Italian, but I changed my mind!

(1)"Hey, Pikario! Remember when I said I was afraid of gay people? Well, no more! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! But don't ask me why..."

(2)"Sure, why not? I mean, Professor E. Gadd will be there to piss us off with his damn ghosts and their bags of shit they call coffee, but what the hell?"

(3)"I will reveal a secret that will happen sometime later in the game: I WILL BECOME A PIKACHU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(4)"Have I ever told you what scares me? Well, there are lots of things! Lesbians, gay people, bisexuals, homosexuals, gay homosexuals... the list goes on and on, but who cares what I say? You can't understand me!"

Hey, what else can I say, but be on the lookout for Chapter 12! Toodles!