Authoress' Notes: Okay, I have some free time (not really), so I'm rewriting these Chapters today! TRY AND STOP ME!
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 5: School Isn't Cool; IT'S EVIL!
Chuigi is riding along on the barrel in the water, completely lost!
"Damn it! I'm lost! Oh, well. I can always eat Pikario if I start to starve and then, I can eat the fish, seaweed, clams, shells..." Chuigi mused!
He suddenly bumped into the castle, breaking the barrel and releasing a bloated Pikario!
Chuigi hit his head and kicked the castle! "Ow! Stupid castle! I was going to make a life-long story on how I get lost in the ocean and eat my stupid brother to survive and stuff! It could've been a spin-off of 'Gilligan's Island!'"
Random Guard #1 said something! "Oh, my god! It's the green guy!"
Random Guard #2 frowned! "And his fat brother! Hey, wait a minute, did you get fatter?"
Pikario sat up and looked at himself! "What? It's that stupid soda with all of its calories and carbohydrates!"
Chuigi frowned! "That's not a word!"
Pikario sat on Chuigi for no apparent reason!
Chuigi got mad! "GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF-A ME!"
Pikario stuck his tongue out! "Not until you admit that carbohydrates is a word!"
Random Guard #1 sweatdropped. "Uh, maybe you'd better see Queen Where about this..."
In the Queen Where's Room!
Queen Where looked at Lady Luna. "I spy, with my little eye... SOMETHING VERY BLACK!"
Lady Luna rolled her eyes. "Me?"
The Queen was surprised! "HOW DID YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?"
Luna changed the subject. "Uh, aren't you supposed to be unconscious?"
The Queen was surprised again! "UNCONSCIOUS? How come?"
Lady Luna sighed. "Nevermind..."
Pikario frowned. "So, you're saying that we went on that journey for nothing?"
Queen Where smiled! "'fraid so!"
Chuigi threw his arms up in anger. "And now, Pikario's fat! What should we do?"
Queen Where suddenly stepped on Pikario and drank the juice that was inside his gut! "Yum! With Pikachu spit!"
Chuigi looked in his magazine! "Wow! That's almost how the women do it!"
Everybody else made a face! Then, Peasley came in and flashed!
"Ah, how I love to do that!" he sighed!
Pikario was confused!
Chuigi looked around, then he farted for no apparent reason!
Pikario made a face!
Peasley boasted. "I know, I AM the greatest after all! And to prove it, I've found Cackletta's hideout!"
Queen Where was surprised! "Really? WHERE?"
"Behind your chair!" Peasley pointed behind Queen Where's chair and Cackletta came out! What the hell?
Cackletta frowned. "Damn it! I thought I had gotten away with it all! How could you have found me out?"
Peasley took out his sword! "Don't ask questions, you fiend! Now perish!"
Cackletta smirked. "This was my last resort, but so is it! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then, she like, disappeared and stuff!
Then, the Bulbasaur Assistant ran in! "QUEEN WHERE! QUEEN WHERE! Our sources have detected Cackletta going to... THE PLACE..."
Queen Where looked horrified! "Oh no... not... THE PLACE!"
"Fear not! I will follow her to... THE PLACE!" Peasley left on his bean pillow thing!
Pikario got mad! "What the fuck is going on?"
"What's 'THE PLACE'?" Chuigi asked.
Lady Luna spoke quietly. "It is... Why What Wheniversity..."
Pikario cocked an eyebrow. "And..."
Lady Luna waved her arms around! "IT'S A SCHOOL!"
Pikario & Chuigi pulled on their ears! "THE HORROR!"
"Well, we wish you luck on your journey, so get the heck out of here!" Lady Luna threw them all the way to Why What Wheniverstiy!
At Why What Wheniversity!
Chuigi looked around! "I'm scared!"
Pikario looked horny! "Me, too... but if I ever want to see Peach again and get feisty with her... then we have to go in!"
Chuigi said nothing as they went inside!
In Why What Wheniversity!
Scientist Ivysaurs ran all over the place! "RUN! IT'S 1ST PERIOD ALGEBRA! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Chuigi shivered. "Scary..."
"There's one Ivysaur on the floor..." Pikario noticed.
Scientist choked and gagged! "C-c-cackletta is t-t-teaching... WORLD HISTORY AND LATIN!" Then, he died!
Chuigi looked at Pikario in horror! "How will we EVER survive?"
Then, Cackletta and Fawful appeared with books! Well, that can't be good!
"Emc2 to the 2nd power!" Cackletta barked!
Fawful took out a book! "And Latin is a DEAD language! Why are we still teaching it?"
Pikario & Chuigi were all like, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Cackletta was all like, "EEYAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Battle Mode Start!
Cackletta said,"Look! I can cause chaos and black holes and stuff!" So, she did!
Pikario & Chuigi went,"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"
Cackletta laughed, but noticed something! "EEYAH HEH EH HE HE HEH! WAIT! I SPELLED THAT WRONG!"
While Cackletta is spelling words wrong, Chuigi kicked her in the nose!
"ACK! OW! OOF!" Cackletta exploded!
Battle Mode Complete! Yay! School is dead!
Chuigi flipped Fawful off! "I passed Latin!"
Fawful sweatdropped! "Well, uh oh! That ain't good!" He sucked up Cackletta in hisheadgear thingy! "Yum! Tastes like SCIENCE!"
Cackletta growled. "Why, you sorry, no-good sons of..."
Just then, Peasley jumped in through a window and poked Cackletta and Fawful with A STICK!
Peasley looked at his stick! "This must be a super STICK because the words are so big!"
Cackletta and Fawful then were all like, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!', then they flew away somehow!
Peasley turned to the Bros. "Now where's the WhatStar?"
Pikario & Chuigi sweatdropped. "Uh... oops?"
The WhatStar is seen falling out of the sky and down to the basement!
Chuigi smacked his head! "Aw, crap! Not again!"
"The WhatStar is downstairs! Go get it!" Peasley demanded, flying away!
And so, the Bros. went downstairs and see Popple and Bowser with the WhatStar!
Rookie shook his fist. "Blast you words that tell us what we're doing! My name is Rookie!"
Popple pointed at Pikario! "Not again! You will never get the WhatStar! NEVER!"
"Actually, since I can't find my dictionary again, you can have it!" Rookie gave Pikario the WhatStar!
Pikario took the WhatStar! "Awesome!"
Popple kicked Rookie! "What the hell are you doing? That's mine!" He wrote his name on the WhatStar! "SEE?"
"But it's not in ink!" Rookie informed him!
"Tartar sauce!" Popple cursed.
Battle Mode Start! Tartar Sauce is EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
"NOW why are you fighting us?" Pikario demanded.
"Because you took away my ability to write! DIE!" Popple bumped into Chuigi!
Chuigi got mad! "Hey, that's not nice! If you want to shuffle, join the dance line!"
Popple pointed at Rookie! "This so-called dance line is not here! See?" He poked Rookie!
"Dad, we have to use Bros. Power!" Rookie said.
Popple got mad! "My mom is not your mom, damn it!"
Rookie rephrased himself! "Then, we shall use HALF BROS. ATTACK!"
Popple grinned. "YAY!"
Rookie set Popple on fire, but suddenly stopped because he forgot what was supposed to do next!
Rookie scratched his head. "Now, what did I do last time...?"
Popple bounced around on fire! "AW, GOD DAMN IT, ROOKIE! WHY'D YOU DO THAT? YOU'RE A BLASTOISE! YOU CAN'T SET THINGS ON FIRE!"
"True, but my mom was a Charizard!" Rookie pointed out!
Popple scowled! "Ew, that's gross!"
Chuigi read his magazine "Not as gross as a Skitty and Wailord gettin' it on with other!"
Pikario shrugged. "He means they can breed..."
Rookie frowned. "HOLY CRAP!"
He quickly picked up Popple and threw him at Chuigi's magazine, but he missed because he was aiming at Pikario!
Rookie shook his fist! "Damn you split personalities!"
Popple was in the air! "AHH! ROOKIE!"
"AHH! PORNO!" Chuigi hid behind his magazine!
"Now fear my Vine Whip!" Rookie said, exploding for some reason!
Popple hit the wall and exploded! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Battle Mode Complete! What the hell was that?
Pikario stood firm! "LEVEL UP!"
Chuigi chuckled. "That's the first time we've done that all day!"
Then, Lakitu appeared and stuff! "You get...NO BONUS PONTS!"
Chuigi got mad again! "What?"
Pikario began to choke Lakitu! "Why, you little...!"
Lakitu was dizzy! "OW! Stop it! Stop it!"
Pikario shook all the bonus points out of Lakitu!
Chuigi was happy! "YAY!"
"WAH! I'm going home... WITHOUT MY BONUS POINTS!" Lakitu flew away!
Pikario's stats are as following:
HP: No one cares because he never gets hit!
BP: No one cares because he never uses them!
ATK: No one cares because he electrocutes and jumps on people!
DEF: No one cares because his defenses are cheap!
SPD: He's the fastest thing alive! Who WOULD care!
STACHE: Originally: 3,829,382! Raised+48,394,839,089,002!
Pikario frowned. "What a waste! I don't even have a mustache!"
Chuigi is mad because he doesn't have any stats!
Popple pointed at something! "Our WhatStar is flying the coop, see?"
Rookie made a stupid face! "I see!"
The WhatStar turned into a chicken!
Chuigi gritted his teeth! "Oh, crap!"
Pikario ran over to the WhatStar! "FREE RIDE!"
Everybody jumped on the WhatStar and it flew away, turning normal again!
Pikario exclaimed. "This is fun!"
Popple looked scared! "I'm not supposed to be on this ride! You have to be at least this tall, see?"
For some idiotic reason that will not be mentioned here, he let go of the WhatStar to demonstrate with his arms, but he fell off!
"I'm letting go for no reason!" Chuigi announced, letting go!
"Me, too!" Pikario also let go!
Rookie realized something! "Hey, I know who I am now! I'm... BOWSER, THE KING WHO IS ALSO AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then, he fell off!
The WhatStar blew up into 4 pieces and disappeared!
Authoress' Notes: And now, onto Chapter 6 with so much ease...