Authoress' Notes: On with the story! I have nothing to say except that there will be a surprise if P&C get over 100 reviews!

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 6: Around the World in 80 R-rated Sequels!

Chuigi is stuck in the ground. He promptly pulls himself out in annoyance.

"Damn it! I'm lost! Oh, well. I can always eat Pikario if I start to starve and then, I can eat the fish, seaweed, clams, shells, and... HEY, WAIT! I SAID THIS LAST TIME!" He chose this time to look around the island. "And where the hell is Pikario, anyway?"

He sees a commotion going on behind him, in which involves Pikario and a bunch of crabs!

Random Island Corphish waved its claws around! "Alright you, gimme your money, or your life!"

Pikario growled. "I told you, I'm broke, damn it! I ain't got nuttin'! And when I say that, I mean I'm broke!"

"He has to break sooner or later!" the Random Island Krabby said.

"You're a bunch of assholes, all of ya!" Pikario spat!

The Random Island Corphish got mad! "That's it! Get 'im!"

They start to attack, but Chuigi showed up randomly!

Chuigi danced around! "Hey, look! I'm showing up randomly!"

"CHEESE IT! IT'S DA COPS!" the Random Corphish and Krabby shouted, running away!

Pikario got up."Well, that was stupid!"

"Get out of the damn ground so we can go do something else stupid!" Chuigi demanded!

Chuigi then burped very loudly!

"Doing stuff stupid is easy!" Pikario remarked.

Chuigi picked his nose!

Then, a Blue Oho Jee showed up! "I love know no fingernails."

Chuigi stared at it!

"What the fuck?" Pikario asked.

The Blue Oho Jee said, "Git wit et, mon!"

Pikario sweatdropped. "O...k..."

"You call me Oho Jee, but I no know why..." the Blue Oho Jee mused!

Pikario laughed. "Yeah, dude, I mean, you're a freakin' Wynaut!"

"Visit our Temple God, because you can!" the Blue Oho Jee disappeared!

In the Thunder God's Temple!

Pikario said, nonchalantly, "Amazing how we got in here with getting here!"

They go in deeper!

Chuigi pointed. "Look, another Wynaut..."

A Blue Oho Jee shouted loudly!"I the Great Thunderhand!"

Chuigi flipped him off! "Whatever. I shall now scale this fence for all that is dumb!"

"And if you see any beer, bring me some!" Pikario called out to his little brother!

In the Thunder God's Room, Chuigi saw a Blue Oho Jee!

"I am me," it intelligently remarked!

"STOP STALKING ME!" Chuigi tried to run away, but he hit a block. completely breaking it! This causes the lights to flicker! "Ah, hell."

In a flash, a Raikou appeared with a fancy headdress! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"WHO DARES NOT PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL?" the Raikou thundered!

"I didn't do ANYTHING and I was drunk when I did it!" Chuigi stupidly explained!

"I am the Thunder Temple God guy! And I like cheese!" the Raikou disappeared!

Chuigi frowned! "Crap, this place sucks! Ooh! A ball! "He walked up to the Ball Thingy! "Wonder how it tastes..."Chuigi bit it and got shocked! "OWWWWWWWWWWW!"

The Thunder Temple God appeared again!

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" he boomed!

Chuigi spit out thunder, which is impossible, becuase Thunder is a sound, therefore, it cannot be seen!

The Thunder Temple God was surprised! "WOW! I shall teach you how to use that power the correct way!"

Chuigi was bored, so he tookout his GBA out of boredom!

"All you have to do is push the almighty Q button and you're done!" then, theThunder Temple God disappeared AGAIN!

Chuigi decided to leaves because of all the weirdness and met up with Pikario!

Pikario smacked him! "Where's my booze and what are you doing with your GBA?"

Chuigi smacked him back! "There was no booze, but I can do this!"

Chuigi pushed the almighty "Q" Button and he spit out Thunder!

Pikario frowned and pointed at the impossible feat! "You can't do that! Thunder is a sound, therefore, it isn't seeable!"

They suddenly warped to the Fire God's Temple!

"That was random!" Chuigi spat!

"I'm going to get that Q button!" Pikario jumped up and ran off!

In the Fire Temple God's Room, Pikario saw a Red Oho Jee!

Red Oho Jee danced around! "You call me--"

"SHUT UP!" Pikario bellowed!

Shocked and surprised, the Red Oho Jee sweatdropped and continued dancing around, not saying another word!

Pikario was mad, so he kicked a brick and it exploded!

All of a sudden, an Entei wearing a fancy headress appeared!"WHO DARES TO--"

Pikario cut him off! "Me! So buzz off!"

Entei cried! "YOU BIG MEANIE!" He disappeared in a poof of smoke that was all like POOF!

Pikario went up to the Fire Thingy! "This must a MEATBALL!" So, he it bit it! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Entei appeared again and laughed! "Ha! Serves you right! The Fire Temple God's curse is upon you!"

Pikario spit out Fire!

"Because you were so mean to me, I'm not going to show you anything! FAREWELL!" the Fire Temple God disappeared!

Pikario cussed! "Shit!"

Sometime later, he finds Chuigi!

Chuigi held his GBA away from Pikario! "THE Q BUTTON IS MINE! SHOO! STAY AWAY!"

Pikario farted and spit out fire! "Hey! I finally did it!"

Then, a Red Oho Jee decided to appear! "I only pretend to be dead. Ha ha. Funny."

Pikario & Chuigi both sweatdropped, then they warped outside and saw a Blue Oho Jee!

"I wish were sun at dusk." the Blue Oho Jee said dumbly!

"SHUT UP!" Chuigi hit it with Thunder and something BAD happened!

The Blue Oho Jee ran around in circles! "EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY EEBITY..."

Pikario frowned. "What the hell is with these guys?"

The Blue Oho Jee stopped acting all weird-like! "Are spirits delicious?"

Then, a Red Oho Jee appeared! "How much is a chance?"

Then, Pikario & Chuigi wer all like, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and they ran into a yellow pipe with the Oho Jees behind them UH OH!

In the Yellow Pipe!

Pikario freaked! "OH NO! WE'RE FALLING IN A FAST MOTION AND I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! HELP!"

The Red Oho Jee randomly stated! "American Idol is an evil show!"

Chuigi perked up! "That's the first smart thing you've said all day!"

In the Seabed!

Chuigi ran around in circles! "OH NO! WE'RE DROWNING AND I CAN'T SWIM!"

Blue Oho Jee smiled! "Everyone hates Luvdisc!"

Pikario nodded. "True, true! Besides, I think these Oho Jees give us the ability to breathe underwater AND swim!"

Chuigi pointed to some random fire burning underwater! "AND see fire burn underwater!"

Theywent back through a nearby yellow pipe and floated to the top!

In Another Yellow Pipe!

Pikario had an idea! "I think we should keep these guys!"

Chuigi scoffed. "Like we have anything better to do..."

At Stardust Fields, Fawful and Cackletta are playing SSBM!

"Damn it, Fawful! This is all your fault! I TOLD you to use Biometry!" Cackletta cursed!

Fawful nodded! "That's not even a word and I agree with you!"

"And I can't play, either! I'm a ghost!" Cackletta's controller exploded! "DAMN!"

Bowser crawled over! "I... am... King! Fear... me...!"

Fawful was shocked! "Holy Holocaust! It's Bowser!"

Cackletta frowned. "I will instruct you to never say that again, but you're right! I'll possess him!"

And so, she did! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

She laughed all "I just possessed some poor, idiotic fool" like! "EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH! I can't see what I look like, but I know that it's very EVIL!"

At the Whogivezahkrap Int'l Airport, Pikario & Chuigi were confused!

"What does "Int'l" mean?" Chuigi asked!

"And how'd we get here?" Pikario wanted to know!

Peasley appeared and flashed! "Ah! Pikario! Chuigi! I want you to..." Then he noticed where they were! "Oh... nevermind!" So, he flew away!

Pikario sweatdropped. "That was weird..."

Chuigi was feeling perky! "I feel like committing vandalism!"

Lady Luna pointed at a Pirahna Plant! "Hey, you two! Get these plants out of the way! Peach is coming on her fancy-ass pink plane!"

Pikario ran over to a Pirahna Plant! "In that case, DIE, PLANT!"

The Lileep got mad! "I AM NOT A PLANT! I'M A BARNACLE! AHHH!"

Pikario killed the thing with fire! He does this until all the Lileeps are dead, causing a Cradily to appear!

"MY CHILDREN! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!" Mom Cradily growled!

Battle Mode Start! Uh oh! Mama's mad!

Chuigi put his hands up in defense! "Look, lady, it was all his fault! I had nothing to do with this!"

Mom Cradily turned to Pikario! "THEN DIE, PIKACHU!"

"NOTHING WILL KEEP ME FROM MY WOMAN!" Pikario pickedup Mom Cradily and threw her in the water!

Battle Mode Completed! POLLUTION!

Mom Cradily was happy! "Yay! Now I can plant here and pollute the water!"

Lady Luna clapped her paws sarcastically, if that's even at all possible! "Wonderful. Now the Princess can land. Let's have a party."

Pikario was excited! "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Chuigi sweatdropped!

Sometime later at the castle!

Pikario bounced up and down! "I can finally see her again!"

Chuigi sighed. "Whatever..."

Lady Luna sighed sarcastically! "The beautiful Peach will now present herself. Hooray."

Peach did a cute little curtsy thingy and opened her mouth!

Chuigi freaked out!"Oh, crap! I just remembered! THE EXPLODING WORDS! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Pikario scoffed! "Forget the fucking words!"

Peach gave everybody a hug!"PIKARIO! CHUIGI! I missed you so much!"

Chuigi made a face! "Really?"

Peach smiled! "Well, I missed Pikario!"

Chuigi sighed. "I'm so unloved..."

Then, Peasley appeared out of nowhere! "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... and that's where babies come from! And why Peach is normal!"

"Well said! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" QueenWhere laughed.

Authoress' Notes: Ok, that was awkward... Anyway, just R&R and I'll work on Chapter 6 of "Livin' It Up in the Sapphire Version!" TOODLES!