Auhtoress' Notes: Hmm, nothing to say, except that I will be posting stoires like crazy...uh sooner or later...
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 8: How Chuigi Got His Never-Lost Groove Back!
In Little Fungus Town, everyone was either a Shroomish or a Breloom! How fun!
"So, uh welcome... I guess..." a random Shoomish interjected, scratching his head.
Pikario shrugged. "Now what?"
"I'm going to the biggest building in town to chill out! See ya!" Peach called out, running off!
Shroomsworth suddenly got mad for no reason! "Why don't you two do something constructive?!" he bellowed at Pikario & Chuigi!
Pikario made a face! "Like this?!" he asked sarcastically, shooting Shroomsworth with a flaming arrow!
Since Shroomsworth was a Grass type, he feared fire, so he ran away screaming, "GAH! FIRE!" And this made Pikario kinda sorta happy!
Sometime later, Pikario & Chuigi are walking around, obviously looking for something, but Chuigi didn't know what!
"So... what are we doing now?" the Pichu asked.
Pikario sneered as he continued to look about! "Looking for the biggest building in this stupid town!"
"Come one! Come all!" a random Breloon shouted! "To the only place in the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom that has an arcade!"
Upon hearing the word 'arcade', Chuigi perked up for once! "AWESOME! Finally! A stroke of genius in this urban pile of crap! Come on!" And with that, he began draging Pikario to the arcade!
"What?! I don't have time to sit around and watch you read Playboy magazines and steal expired coupons out of them! I need some alone time with Peach!!!!" Pikario argued!
In the arcade, it was like heaven! Electronics, video games, cheat codes, spoilers for the next episode of "Kirby: Right Back At Ya!" It was truly a sight to behold! And Manager wasn't wasn't making it any prettier! Only a hot prostitute could do that for Chuigi!
"Wel--" the Breloom manager started, but Chuigi cut him off!
"Can it!" Chuigi interupted, then ran over to look at the dirty magazine rack!
The manager crossed hs arms and pouted. "How rude!" Noticing Pikario, he tried to start a conversation with him! "Hey, you! How would you like to play a game and win a prize?!"
Clearly annoyed, Pikario cocked an eyebrow. "Is it a free trip out of this dump?"
The manager shruged. "Eh, sure. Why not?"
Smiling, Pikario got out the GameCube he got from helping CaptianKoopa Troopa and played SSBM and beat Event 50! Too bad he can't do that for me!
When he was done, he held out his hand! "Okay, now my prize!"
Swaetdropping, the manager gave him an Invincishroom, a green mushroom with red spots!
Around thattime, Chuigi chose to come over with a "How to Commit Homicide and Like It" book! He showed it to Pikario and pointed at it! "Hey, look at this! An actual way to living! Buy this, or I'll--" Chuigi then noticed the Invincishroom! "What the hell is that? A dildo?"
Pikario shrugged. "Maybe..." He then started eating it, enraing his little brother!
Chuigi hopped up and down angrily. "HEY, I WANTED SOME!!!"
"Um yum! Isn't it delectable?" the manager intruded, trying to change the subject!
Forgetting about Pikario, Chuigi went to the manager! "I WANT TO BUY THIS BOOK, AND NOT FOR $24.95!!!"
The Breloom sweatdropped for the second time! "Excuse me?"
Suddenly, Pikario said something weird like 'GACK!' Then, he turned green and said something like 'POISON!!!!!!!'
Chuigi whipped his head around! "What the hell is wrong with you?! I'm trying to strike a deal with this loser!" he said loud enough for the manager to hear, causing him to sweatdrop again!
"IT BURNS!!!!!!" Pikario then choked and fainted... or died... or whatever! This just made Chuigi irritated!
"Why must everything always be about you?! I have feelings, too! I need love, too! I have a life, too! AND a girlfriend!!!" Chuigi went on, trying not to think of his Pikachu 'girlfriend', Daisy.
Pikario was unconscious, and therefore did not reply!
"WELL, SAME TO YOU!!!!!!" Chuigi retorted to no one! Turning back to the manager, he slammed down a $5 bill on the counter! "$5.50! Take it or leave it!" he threatened, knowing he was 50 cents short!
Throwing his hands/claws in the air, the manager shouted, "THE GREAT MARIO IS DEAD!!!!!! OH, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!"
It was now Chuigi's turn to sweatdrop, as he hid his new stolen book somewhere in his non-existant pants!
Sometime later at the hospital, or the embassy or whatever the hell that place is, everyone was either sad or otherwise!
Dr. Shroomish shook his head as he took Pikario's pulse! "Oh my... this doesn't look good..."
"Oh, my poor baby!" Peach sobbed.
Chuigi smirked with his arms crossed. "Heh heh..."
Done with his observation, Dr. Shroomish spoke, "Well, in 3 days..."
Peach held her breath in concern as Chuigi looked at chart explaining the general structure of a sperm!
"...he'll be a sock..." Dr. Shroomish finally finished!
Peach threw backher head and howled! "NO!!!!!!!!!!!" She then cried hysterically, like no one saw that coming!
Chuigi, on the other hand, was ecstatic! "COOLNESS! Can I watch?!"
"Might as well; there's no way to cure him..." Dr. Shroomish said, paying more attention to Peach than to Chuigi!
"KICK-ASS!" Chuigi then somehow got some popcorn! "You want some, Peach?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!" Peach yelled, crying and whining!
Chuigi frowned up. "Fine then, you stuck-up little bitch!"
Dr. Shroomish mused."Now, that I think about it... there is a way!"
"DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE LATE THEORIES!!!!!!!!" Chuigi cursed,throwing hispopcorn on the ground!
Dr. Shroomish continued. "In Wutdafukinhellezdat Ruins, there lies the mystical PANTYHOSE OF DESTRUCTION!"
A Random Chorus suddenly appeared and sang, "Haaaaaaaaaallelujah! Haaaaaaaaaallelujah!"
Chuigi shrugged. "So?"
"If Pikario has it, he will get better!" Dr. Shroomish concluded.
Chuigi picked up his popcorn! "And I care, because...?"
Dr. Shroomish went on. "Unfortunately, it's full of molesters, perverts, bisexuals, and STRANGERS WITH CANDY!!!!!"
A Random Evil Chorus suddenly appeared and said, "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
Chuigi shook his head and begn chanting, "HELL NO! I WON'T GO! HELL NO! I WON'T GO! HELL NO! I WON'T GO!"
Peach got furious and threw Chuigi out. "SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET GOING!!!!!!!"
"BUT I'M SCARED! WAHHHHHHHH!" Chuigi ran until he got to Psychic Kamek's house.
Psycho Kamek looked at Chuigi. "Oh, dear, you look terrified!"
"Yeah, you got any booze? If I get drunk, maybe I can die happy!" Chuigi looked around, blue in the face.
Psycho Kamek smiled. "I've got something even better! You're getting sleepy..." he began to wave his wand.
Chuigi shook his head wildly and pointed at the Squirtle! "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I will NOT fall for this stupid David Copperfield kind of shi--" Suddenly, he fell asleep!
"You are a Pikachu... you're strong... YOU ARE PIKARIO!!!!" He hit Chuigi with his wand, waking him up!
"OW!!!!!!" Chuigi woke up and realized something. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HERE WE GOOOOOO!" And he jumped out the window!
Psycho Kamek sweatdropped. "Poor, delusional gas bag... I didn't even do anything..."
At Wutdafukinhellezdat Ruins, Chuigi was so invincible, that he suddenly warps to the end of the ruins!
"I... AM... PIKARIO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!! I'M INVINCIBLE!" Chuigi claimed. "No one can stop the great Pikario! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Then, the Ruins Onix fell from the roof."You look ssssstunningly sssstrong! Pleasssse help me releasssse my pain!" he hissed, liked every normal Rock Snake should!
Chuigi replied."The mighty Pikario always helps those in need!"
The Onix smiled somehow! "Good, becausssse I need the relieve mysssself of sssstressss becausssse people think I'm a bissssexual!"
"The mighty Pikario says: HOW CRUDE!" Chuigi said.
"Sssso jusssst dodge my Rock Throw for... uh... 3 ssssecondssss and you can go!" the Onix continued.
Chuigi got into a fighting stance. "BRING IT ON! THE GREAT PIKARIO IS READY!"
The Ruins Monster simply dropped one boulder about 100 feet away from the Pichu, while Chuigi did strange hand movements and tried to do the moonwalk.
The Ruins Monster was happy."That'ssss it! No more sssstressss! I feel like I'M walking on ssssunsssshine!!!"
Chuigi suddenly stoppeddancing. "Don't get carried away! You're an Onix, and everyone knows that Onixes can't dance... right?"
The Ruins Monster sweatdropped. "Uh... I don't like to think sssso..."
Chuigi began to boast."Good, because that means I'm right, so THERE!"
All of sudden, Chuigistarted to glow and he turns into a Pikachu!
Notknowing what happened, Chuigi lookedaround in confusion."What the hell was that?!"
"You've jusssst evolved! Congratulationssss!" the Ruins Monster said.
Chuigi scoffed. "NONSENSE! I, the great Pikario, cannot evolve unless I am exposed to a Thunder Stone, and I don't see any here, so farewell!" So, he ran away!
"It'ssss good to be happy!" the Ruins Monster concluded.
And so Chuigi, the brand new Pikachu, grabbed the pantyhose of destruction off a tree branch and ran back to Little Fungus Town, all the while shouting, "HA HA! The great Pikario does it again!", confusing a lot of random bystanders. Anyway, he walked toward the embassy place with the pantyhose, butdidn't look where he was going and crashed into the building, snapping out of his trance!
"Whoa! Did I get drunk or what? Oh, well... I wonder if 3 days have passed by yet!" Chuigi went insidePikario's room, but ran back out after Peach screamed at him!
Then Pikario ran out, looking angry. "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" he bellowed.
Chuigi made a face and pointed at Pikario."Hey, why aren't you a sock yet?! Was this some kind of plot to make me leave?!"
Pikario seethed with anger."No, that was for my stupid little brother, but he's probably dead by now! And YOU! How dare you intrude in on our love-making?!?!"
Chuigi eyes went wide. "You two were doing it?!?! OH, GROSS! IT'S A GOOD THING THE LIGHTS WERE OUT!!!!"
"Who are you, anyway?!" Pikario demanded.
"Uh, duh! Chuigi?" the other Pikachu answered, rolling his eyes.
Pikario frowned in anger."Chuigi's dead! And besides, he's a Pichu! You're a Pikachu like me!"
Chuigi frowned in annoyance."Are you on psychedelic mushrooms, or something?"
To make things more clear, Pikario showed Chuigi a mirror.
"WHAT THE?! I'M A PIKACHU!!!!! WICKED!" Chuigi gasped, getting a good at himself in the mirror.
Pikario pointed out the door."LEAVE NOW!!!!!!"
Sometime later, Chuigi suddenly remembered everything that happened andeverybody sat together on a lobby couch ashetold Pikario and Peach his mini adventure, since I'm too lazy to write it out!
Peach clapped her paws with joy."How nice! Widdle Chuigi-Weegi's growing up!"
Not usually getting much praise from Peach, Chuigi couldn't help but beam at her comment.
During Chuigi's explanation, Pikario had been looking down, massging his forehead in irritation. "Peach, can we finish up? Please?" Pikario asked when Chuigi was done,clearly annoyed and horny.
Peach smiled at how immature Pikario was being. "Oh, sure, but only for 10 minutes; I'm getting tired!"
Pikario smirked and lead Peach back into his room, making sure to lock the door this time!
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Eww..."
Authoress' Notes: WOW! Chuigi evolved, Peach and Pikario are gettin' it on, and Cackletta is nowhere to be seen in sight!She'll capture Peach sooner or later... or NOT!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway, R&R folks, R&R... BTW, just as a reminder for the confused, the Ruins Monster WAS an Onix, but he is the monster of the Ruins and he'e potraying the real Ruins Monster in "Mario & Luigi", so I referred to him as both. But as far as "Pikario & Chuigi" goes, he IS an Onix.