Cristalina: I mentioned it because it was a good excuse to put something random, despite how really gross it may be. The part about the desk is actually true; they won't shoot you if you hide underneath the desk on that floor. The adventures of Cass and Blonde and the incident involving the explosive gas isn't finished yet.

Fan fiction enjoyer: If you say so.

Bad ass rab: Reviews motivate me, so to get an update you need to press that button below. Joanna meets Elvis… yes there are a few things in mind for that.

Metroid13: Whatever you say man.

Ice Fox 111: It was your review that actually reminded me of the existence of this story. I kinda forgot about it… You should still write your fic though, or at the least give me ideas, I will credit you for them of course.

Big apologies for how long this has taken, I said why before.

At the Carrington institute

"Excellent work Joanna… you brought back Dr. Caroll safely, I will bring him to a more safer location at my Villa and have a chat with him"

"Will that be all?" Joanna asked

"Yes, yes do you have anything to add?" Carrington seemed to be in a bit of pain. It was as if he really needed to go to the bathroom

"Are you alright sir, and where are the bathrooms?"

"Well… things have been tough as far as funding goes at the Institute, the jumpships and bathrooms had to be cut back. Anyway send your sister in"

2 days ago

Carrington looked at his cards he had 3 Aces and 1 two and a ten, surely Easton wouldn't win this time.

Trent gave his poker face to Carrington "Alright what have you got?"

"3 Aces!" Carrington put his hands over the chips in the centre

"I don't think so… Full house" Trent layed down his cards and true to his words that was exactly what he had.

"God damn it! There goes the bathrooms" Carrington sighed

The present

Velvet entered the room, she was holding a envelope that had photos in it.

"Ah excellent you have the holograph we needed?" Carrington asked

Velvet nodded as she picked up her photos and threw them on the table one by one. Carrington got a little glimpse of each one, some more disturbing then others, especially one involving an incident of horsie with Trent Easton and handcuffs. Carrington decided to keep his mouth shut as Velvet continued to throw them down.

"Here it is" Velvet pulled out the right one and handed it to Carrington

"Umm yes thank you" Carrington said quietly as Velvet scooped up the photos and left.

Mission 2

Joanna and Velvet were in the jumpship again, Carrington had been kidnapped at the Villa with Dr. Caroll and it was their mission to rescue him.

"Aw Jo, why do I have to be the sacrificial lamb" Velvet whined as the jumpship was about to drop her off first

"Because, you're the better looking one remember?"

"That may be true but that's not why you want me to do this. You just want to do that 'sexy sliding down the rocks pose'" Velvet used the quotation marks as she was saying this

"That's a lie, now go" Joanna pushed her into the waiting bay and locked the door so she had no choice but to smile with a laptop in hand

As her sister was ditched with 4 guards who checked her for weapons the Jumpship pulled up to the top of the villa, it was fortunate that the snipers had chosen this time to all go on their tea break and magically vanish.

"Do you think somebody will try snipe those guards by standing all the way over there" One of the snipers asked as he pointed into the distance from Carrington's kitchen

"Nah… next you'll be telling me that chick is actually a spy and that computer is actually a gun"

The two laughed at the 'unlikely' possibility

Joanna jumped out of the jumpship and did the 'sexy sliding down the rocks pose' to perfection, when the camera was off her face she gave a little bit of a smirk.

"I gotta be quick or they'll kill the negotiat…" Joanna's sentence was cut off short as Velvet blasted the stuffing out of the two guards then kicking their guns into the water in case they weren't dead or something.

"Hmm, what if I leave this gun so it will shoot any guards that come by" Velvet threw the Laptop onto a nearby wall, or that's what was supposed to happen, instead she lost her grip and the laptop landed into the water behind her, all this with Joanna watching from the top.

"Stupid blonde" Joanna spoke quietly however forgot she had switched on the comlink,

"What was that?"

"Nothing, but Velvet there are snipers that have magically appeared" she proceeded to move down towards her as their conversion continued

"So what do you want me to do about it, your Perfect Dark"

"I need a distraction"

"What kind of distraction"

"Well…" Joanna gave an evil grin

Velvet walked into the middle of the villa in clear vision of all the snipers and guards. She carried a stereo that she had somehow carried with her without anybody noticing, she was also wearing a very revealing outfit and the guards with the snipers all tried to zoom in onto the spot that any sex deprived guard would zoom in on. Velvet turned on the stereo staring dancing in a very sexy fashion right in front of all the guards who did nothing but drop their jaws and stare.

Meanwhile Joanna was going around sniping all the guards who were too occupied watching her sister show off her body. When the work was done and their was only one guard Velvet slapped him across the face and stole his CMP150 and blasted him with it. Joanna joined her sister and they had successfully eliminated the snipers completing that objective.

"Yay, we did it" Velvet then put some clothes on once again and proceeded to move down to the winery after turning the power on without incident or variation from the actual game.

"Joanna, its Grimshaw, we got hackers at the villa, you gotta stop 'em before they get all our files"

"Those hackers have to be stopped before I rescue Daniel" Joanna spoke in a very programmed way

"Uh Jo, there are two of us… I'll rescue Daniel, you save Grimshaw's collection of… stuff"

"Hmm, that's something I never thought of. Grimshaw, are they only taking stuff that you've downloaded on Institute computers that you shouldn't have?"

A slight pause from Grimshaw "I refuse to answer that, but hey Joanna, if you don't do it, I'll tell Carrington about the bug you placed in the computer to give you the extra plus"

Joanna growled angrily "That never happened!"

"Maybe not, but I can make them believe it"

"Fine nerdy, but I'll get you back for this. Velvet you save Daniel" Joanna dashed off

"I just said that didn't I?" Velvet rolled her eyes

Meanwhile

Carrington has been tied up with expensive liquorish because a guard forgot to pack string, in front of him is a TV. Mr. Blonde and Cassandra De Vries stand in an intimidating fashion.

Cassandra leaned towards Carrington and spoke first "Now before we go to our meeting in the G5 building in Chicago, we have a question we want to ask you. If you answer we will let you go"

Blonde scratched his head in confusion "Should you have really told him that we had a meeting in the G5 building, Chicago tonight?"

"It doesn't matter, what matters is this" Cassandra then turned to the TV with a remote and pressed the play button.

A video of her and Mr blonde standing outside Lucerne tower is showing, it's a video camera view, something Jo and Velvet obviously forgot to take out. Soon an explosion took place and covered the pair of them and they proceed to argue with Cassandra bursting out in laughing fits.

Cassandra pressed stop and clapped her hands firmly "Now! Our question is. Which one of us farted in the footage you've just seen?"

Carrington stared at them for a good 10 seconds "You can't be serious! You came all the way here, tied me up, wasted your guards and continued to pay them just to ask me a stupid question like that. I honestly thought you came here for Dr. Caroll and wanted me to tell you that the safe he is in is just behind this storage unit. Oh and you also probably wanted to know that the combination is 13596, but I'm not telling you, not even if you tickle me"

Cassandra's eyes lit up and clicked her fingers "I KNEW there was another reason we came here"

Velvet was cleaning the guards out as well as all the bottles in the room. At first she was accidentally destroying her employers wine supply but then shooting those bottles became addictive and fun as she proceeded to go around to shoot each and every one.

Joanna meanwhile had saved one lot of Grimshaw's files from going to dataDyne now she had to go upstairs where instead of them hacking the computer, they were playing a game titled 'Natasha and Heleny the ultimate bitch fight'. It consisted of an amused looking Jonathan watching two girls go at it with any means possible, freeze guns, whips, fingernails and pointy sticks.

"This game is awesome, its too bad Grimshaw doesn't work for dataDyne, he'd get to make 'Secretary fight night'" Hacker 1 sat back for a moment and looked at Hacker 2

"I'd pay to buy that, Easton's slutty secretary versus Cass's conservative one… that'd be awesome"

However neither of their dreams would be fulfilled as Joanna blasted both of them on the spot.

Grimshaw came through the link again "Thanks Jo, I was worried that Jonathan would kill me for making a game on his confused loved life"

"Well, it's kind of funny, but I won't tell Jonathan if you won't. Oh but you still owe me"

Velvet had finished her cleaning out of Carrington winery and she proceeded to shoot the last bottle.

"Act your age Joanna" Carrington's voice was heard from inside the room

"ARGH! MY NAME IS VELVET" She screamed out once more and proceeded to enter the room where Carrington was held and opened the door but closed it again quickly enough to sneak inside without the cutscene triggering. In her rage she continually shot Daniel Carrington without him noticing or budging and giving him her second face job of the fic. She then left the room in a huff and passed Joanna on the way.

"Did you find Daniel?"

"He's in there" Velvet snapped and walked back up the stairs towards the wind generators.

Joanna opened the door Velvet had just closed and then saw Carrington , she ran to him.

"Sir are you injured?" she asked in a worried fashion

Carrington turned to her with his new face "Do I look like I've been injured? Of COURSE I've been injured! But that aside I couldn't stop them from getting Dr. Caroll, if only I had held out from their torture for a few minutes more"

"It wasn't your fault sir, I should have been quicker and not worried about Grimshaw's… umm never mind"

"Don't blame yourself Joanna. When they thought I was unconscious they mentioned a meeting G5 building in Chicago tonight. I want you to be there, but that doesn't leave you a lot of time to get ready"

"That won't be a problem sir…"

Alright I know I cut a lot out of that scene out but you guys know exactly what happens.

References

1. Velvet's photo collection. Again the one I pointed out is the 'not so incident' thing that happened between Trent and Velvet in 10 things.

2. Heleny and Natasha the bitch fight. Heleny is Cristalina's character featuring in '10 things you need to know about Joanna Dark' and Jonathan at one stage is in love with her. Natasha is my character who also has a love interest with Jonathan in the story 'Events before Perfect Dark'. Crista will kill me (again) if I spoil anything of Heleny here.

3. A lot of you may know this but Carrington actually does say 'Act your age Joanna' if you shoot every bottle in his winery. I thought it was a nice touch.

4. If you open the door and then close it really fast at the end of the level you can actually get into the room where Carrington is. The cutscene triggers based on how far the door is open. When you're in the room with Carrington you can do what you like, you can even shoot Carrington but you can't kill him (similar to Blonde in stage 1.3).

5. Give Carrington a really good bloodied up face job, then you can do the cut scene and Joanna/Velvet will skip in and ask "Sir, are you injured". It makes me smile every time.