Authoress' Notes: Yikes! What a long time it's been! Anywho, I'm back with a new chapter and a new computer! Just consider this chapter a celebration to Fire Red and Leaf Green coming out! And I'm getting them both! YAY!

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 9: The Plot Thickens and So Does Chuigi's Dirty Little Mind!

Chuigi is sitting the office of the embassy place, while Pikario and Peach finish making out!

"Dammit! What's taking you guys so long?! Peach said ten minutes! JUST TEN MINUTES!!!" Chuigi shouted, throwing his hands in the air.

A few minutes later, the door opened and a very ecstatic Peach and annoyed Pikario stepped out!

"Ooh, how fun was that?!" Peach shouted, running over to where Chuigi was sitting and hugging him. "You know, you're very handsome as a Pikachu, Chuigi."

"That's nice," he responded, not amused whatsoever. Pikario stomped over and pushed him out of the way.

"Move! Only I can snuggle with her!"

"OW! DAMN YOU!" Chuigi shouted, hitting the floor with a crash.

"UP YOURS!" Pikario retorted.

The name-calling and cussing continued until the lights went out!

"Nice going, Chuigi! You sucked all the lights out!"

"No... I blew the fuse's mind..." Chuigi responded stupidly.

"GOD, YOU'RE DUMB!"

Then, Fawful appeared out of nowhere!

"Fools!" he screeched. "The snack cake of your dinner plate will be the mustard and the napkins of the EEEEEEVIL utensils used by the unwealthy customer eating out at a fancy-ass hotel with only $3.38 EXACT CHANGE in his holy pockets of..."

"DUDE, SHUT UP! WE GET IT!!!" Pikario bellowed.

Peach chose this time to faint, so she did!

"FEHHHHHHHH!!!" Fawful spat, as the lights went out again!

"Damn it! Someone pay the freakin' light bill!" Pikario shouted.

Chuigi got out 13 dollars! "Will this do?" he asked.

Pikario growled in irritation as a big huge shadow came in and laughed all like 'EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!', and Pikario was all like, 'what the fuck was that?!' and Chuigi was all like, 'dude, I don't know!' then Fawful was all like, 'behold! It is Cackletta who has poured her soul into the Koopa who is king!' and Pikario was all like, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'

The lights came back on and, lo and behold, stood one of the ugliest things... uh... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"HOLY CRAP, CACKLETTA! YOU ARE AS UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chuigi shouted, very rudely, I might add!

"SILENCE! I'M NOT CACKLETTA!!!!" the big thing that was very unpleasant to look at shouted. "I'm... BOWLETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!"

Pikario sat there with a blank look on his face. "...dude... that... THAT!" he said, pointing at the spacious vile...err...thing, "...is BYFAR... the STUPIDEST... WEIRDEST... most UNNATURAL AND UNUSUAL name I have ever had the misfortune to hear! C'mon! Think harder about it! Your name be your life!"

"SHUT UP!" Bolwetta roared, "yours ain't no better, boy!"

"THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Anyway," the evil lady/guy continued, "I'm taking Peach and there's nothing you can do about it! EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!"

So, she did! And jumped out the window and into the Koopa Cruiser! With FAWFUL!

"Whee!" Fawful shouted. "I am of the not flying type because I be too lazy, mon!"

"YES!!!!!" Bowletta agreed, as they left to go... uh... somewhere... that is a... PLACE OF THE EVILNESS!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pikario screamed, running out of the big building thing where lots of stuff took place! "My sex slave-slash-bedroom partner-slash-woman!!!!!!" He bawled, actually saying the word 'slash', instead of using the symbol!

"Dude, you need help..." Chuigi said, bluntly, yet obviously!

Sometime later, everyone went back to the castle to have tea! Amongst other things, because Shroomsworth was really pissed off at Pikario & Chuigi for acting like the idiots they were!

"Damn it, you two! This is all your fault! If you hadn't gone off on one of your idiotic shenanigans, then none of this would've ever happened!" Shroomsworth lectured, shaking his deformed fist/claw thing, cause he's a Breloom!

"What did I do?!" Chuigi asked, in annoyance of his brother's presence.

"You got hypnotized by some wacko turtle and probably raped somebody, you dirty little cur, you!" the old Breloom guy said!

Chuigi's eyes grew big and he gasped! "I did?! Dear god, I hope it wasn't a guy of ANY sort or I would just DIE!"

Just Prince Peasley entered the room, making everything flash and shine like never before! ...except for all those other times he did it...

"Fear not!" the Bulbasaur said! "For I've found the parts of the WhatStar!"

"The What?!" Pikario questioned.

"The STAR!" Shroomsworth answered.

"Who gives a fuck about that?" Chuigi injected, nonchalantly.

"Well," Peasley began... "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! And, that my friends, is why cheese tastes so damn good! Oh, and about the WhatStar, too!"

"Whatever. Let's find the damn thing so I can get more nookie with Peach!" Pikario said.

"I simply LOVE your speeches, Peasley! You are such a smart guy! Care to have some more tea sometime...ALONE?" Chuigi said strangely, like he was possessed!

Peasley laughed, unaware of Chuigi's intentions and said, "Sure, noble Chuigi, even though we really didn't have tea anyway! We just stood around talked about stuff!"

"Great! Here's my phone number..." the green Pikachu whispered slipping him his number!

Then the other Umbreon not on the side of evil, came in with a PINK GBA that I still want, cause I got my white one too early!

"Damn Elite 4, with your ridiculously strong attacks and stuff!" she cursed, then stopped and held the GBA up. "Anywho, I have a massage from... uh, whoever!"

Bowletta's angry, yet still ugly form appeared off the GBA as a hologram!

"Damn it! It's message, not massage!" she roared angrily.

"Whatever," Lady Luna said, rolling her eyes.

"Anyway," the hunk of strangeness continued... "I want the WhatStar! Get it ASAP and bring to...eh... my secret hideout of the secretness, which will be kept a secret until I see you have the WhatStar! EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"

The hologram stopped and Lady Luna began playing again, cussing out the random evil level 2 Mankeys!

"Well, it looks like a challenge!" Peasley said! "I bet 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 coins that I will get the WhatStar first!"

Chuigi jumped up and said, 'Oh yeah!', imitating Luigi in almost every way humanly possible! Then Peasley began poking his little yellow ass with his sword repetitively until someone pushed the A button! And that, my friend took a VERY long time!

5 hours later, someone finally pushed the accursed A button and Peasley stopped whatever the hell he was doing, with Chuigi looking very pleased, but in the worst way imaginable!

"WOAH! IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE, BUT I DO, SO I GUESS I STILL AM!" Chuigi shouted, like he had just realized something!

"If you ever do anything like that again, I WILL kill you!" Pikario threatened, only because of the outlandish time period and not of the strange antics!

"Well, anyway!" Queen Where FINALLY said, since she was asleep during the whole thing, "Take this map of the WhatStar pieces locations, blah blah blah, go to Thisaintavalleybutreallyadesert Valley first, because just because and do whatever ever the hell you want after that! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" So, she threw them to Thisaintavalleybutreallyadesert Valley with her Vine Whip and everyone ate bacon!

(TO BE CONTINUED!)

Authoress' Notes: R&R! And if anyone wants a pic of Pikario & Chuigi, just mail me! BTW, that was me saying all silly stuff in between like 'Then, the other Umbreon not on the side of evil came in with a PINK GBA that I still want, cause I got my white one too early!' I hope I did a good job! Toodles! (Runs to Wal-Mart to get Fire Red/Leaf Green Versions)