Authoress' Notes: Bleh, here is another wacky chapter off of the wacky game, so here! There may be a new story coming soon...

Pikario & Chuigi: Poke Star Saga!

Chapter 10: WhatStar Search Part 1: Off to the Tropics!

Leaving off from last time, Pikario & Chuigi were walking through Thisaintavalleybutreallyadesert Valley, coughing up sand and shit!

Chuigi kicked things off by saying something! "Hey, look at that giant ship over there!"

Pikario shook his head. "The sand must've made you insane...ER! There's no ship in a desert!"

But Pikario soon found he was wrong because he, like, crashed into the boat's front, breaking his nose!

"SHIT!" he cussed. Chuigi squinted at the sparkly thing on the dock.

"Look!" he pointed. "I think that's the WhatStar!" Pikario frowned.

"Great! Go get it!" For no apparent reason, he drop-kicked Chuigi onto the ship, but his aim was a little off, so Chuigi went soaring into the air!

"..." Pikario looked on in annoyance as two little Cubones came out onto the deck! They both looked pretty pissed!

Cubone #1 picked up the WhatStar piece. "What the fuck is this?!"

"I dunno, but it broke the hull, and that cost me MONEY! MONEY, I TELL YOU!" Cubone #2 screamed.

"Well, it's shiny and shiny means money, so I'm taking it!" Cubone #1 declared. And the two ran back inside, just as Chuigi landed on the ship, making a big dent in the floor. Pikario was somehow already onboard, so he walked inside!

Beleive it or not, the entire place was a bar! Full of Cubones and cargo and Whyhola Cola that Chuigi found to be lacking in taste!

Walking up to the nearest Cubone, Pikario grabbed his skull! "WHERE'S THE DAMN STAR PIECE?!" he demanded.

Cubone #3 pointed in a random direction. "The sparkly thing that was worth a lot of money went down there! And why do we need it, you ask?! Well, we live in the damn desert! We're broke! We need money! We need food! WE NEED PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES!"

Pikario slapped the Cubone. "SILENCE!"

Then he left to go downstairs, but not after Chuigi slapped the Cubone as well, told him he needed help, and slipped him a Playboy magazine.

Downstairs, there was an evil... DDR CONTEST BEING HELD AND PIKARIO COULDN'T DANCE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

To make this scene even more freaky, a Cacnea ran out the door, proclaiming, "NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MY LEGS WON'T WORK!"

Cubone #4 walked out and sweatdropped. "Well, there goes another one..." he sighed.

Chuigi perked his ears up and smiled! "Hey! Since I'm a Pikachu now, I've got longer legs! And I've always been a great dancer! Ain't that right, Piakio?" he gloated.

"Bite my furry, little ass!" he barked. "Just go dance and win so we can get on with this shit!"

Annoyed, Chuigi walked up to Cubone #4. "I want to dance!"

"You can't do that," Cubone #4 said, in a monotone voice. And this made Chuigi mad.

"What?! Why?!"

"First, you have to talk to some other Cubone so he can tell you that you have to win a membership card from doing this, but I'm not supposed to tell you that because that's his job, but since I already told you, you might as well go ahead in, but I warn you, our DDR machine is tough!" the Cubone said.

Chuigi shrugged. "Whatever."

So he went in as Pikario purposely tripped a Cubone stripper, making her spill martinis all over the place!

In the DDR room, there were DDR machines all over the place (with the occasional Cubone stripper) and all sorts of Pokemon playing! And they were all losing...badly! Shroomishes, random Koopa Troopas from Bowser's ship, Ivysaurs, Cacneas, other Cubones, and for some reason, even Bubbles the Minun he and Pikario met in Whyhola Woods was getting his groove on, but that doesn't mean he was winning!

Chuigi got on an empty one and got ready for ACTION! But what he didn't realize was that this paticular machine was broken, so he kept his right foot on the right panel for 2 minutes, even though all the arrows were flashing, and he won! Afterwards, he slapped a Cubone stripper, got a six-pack of root beer, and threw a Nintendo DS at a Koopa Troopa.

Outisde, Pikario knocked out yet ANOTHER Cubone stripper and took her money just as Chuigi walked out with a membership card he somehow obtained. Upon seeing the six-pack, he got mad.

"Did you do some work or did you get drunk?!" Pikario growled.

"Both," Chuigi replied, cooly.

Pikario calmed down. "OK, then."

After getting lost, falling down some stairs, and knocking out 17 strippers, Pikario & Chuigi finally made it to the captian's room!

When they entered, the Marowak captain waved his Bone Club around and shushed them. "SHUT UP! SILENCE! I'M TRYING TO WATCH 'ONE PIECE'"!

Chuigi got mad at the FOXBOX!

Pikario got mad at the FOXBOX!

Kirby is right here...on the FOXBOX!

Captian Marowak got mad at the ridiculously short Kirby commercials... ON THE FOXBOX!

Just then, the Red and Blue Oho Jees jumped out of the suitcase and they ran off together because they were afraid of what was... ON THE FOXBOX!

So, everyone, excluding the Captain ran away from the FOXBOX and their stupid Kirby Triple Play Sweepstakes that the authoress entered and did not win, even thought she got the right anwsers and DREW the Kirbies for them AND SHADED THEM!

Anyway, Pikario & Chuigi killed 2 more strippers before catching the Oho Jees and safely putting them back in their suitcase! By this time, they had gotten to the room with the WhatStar piece, so they went in!

Cubone #1 and #2 were over in a corner with the WhatStar piece and a big, drunk, dumb-looking Snorlax stuck in the wall! Chuigi sweatdropped and Pikario grabbed the WhatStar. Cubone #2 ran over to him.

"What's wrong with you?! Put that down! We need the money so can buy dynamite and get this guy's ass outta the wall!!" he explained.

Pikario gave him the one-fingered salute as Chuigi pulled a stick of dynamite from his hat and walked over to the Snorlax!

"BURP! WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE RIVER, FAR FAR AWAY!!!" the intoxicated Snorlax sang.

"Shut up, Bloat!" Cubone #1 kicked Bloat in the side, not doing anything but getting his foot caught in his fat rolls.

Chuigi shook his head. "That's not how you deal with fat people! Trust me, I live with one!" he referred toPikario, who was now engaged in a heated battle of whether Kids' WB or the FoxBox was worse with Cubone #2!

Cubone #1 spat profanities, so Chuigi calmly walked over to Pikario and held out the dynamite stick. A few seconds later, one Pikario's Firebrand attacks missed Cubone #2 and hit the fuse and lit it. Still calm, Chuigi put the stick under Bloat and just stood there, smirking! This made Cubone #1 freak out.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT THING'S GONNA BLOW! RUN!!!!!!!!!!" Cubone #1 tried to get away, but his foot was still stuck in Bloat!

The thing went off and amazingly, no one was hurt! Bloat started laughing.

"HAR HAR! I JUST SAVED A TON OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!" he bellowed, unstuck from the wall.

Chuigi sweatdropped as Kirby danced by for no apparent reason! Suddenly, a whole shitload of sand came pouring out of the wall and everyone was swept away!

In Captain Marowak's room, the whole place started shaking, right in the middle of a perfectly strange episode of 'Shaman King'!

"Now what?!" he demanded.

Cubone #3 ran in, scared. "Captian! The ship! It's, like, moving and stuff!"

"I knew that, ya dimwit!" the captain shouted, throwing a martini at Cubone #3.

Outside, Pikario & Chuigi had somehow gotten back on deck as the whole thing sailed out to sea! YAY!

Pikario frowned up. "Dammit, where is this ship going?!"

Chuigi didn't answer; he was too busy vomitting over the side.

Cubone #1 hopped up and down. "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!"

Pikario got mad again! "QIUCK, SOMEONE STEER THIS THING!!!"

But it was too late! The ship ran straight into a conviently placed iceberg!

"WEE-OOOH! WEE-OOOH! WE'RE GOING DOWN!" Cubone #1 screeched, still bouncing up and down.

"Not ME!" Pikario said, grabbing a sick Chuigi.

Just as the water got up to his feet, Pikario jumped onto Bloat, along with a few other members of the Cubone crew, some strippers, the captain, and the large random assortment Chuigi saw downstairs! How they all fit onto Bloat is anyone's guess!

Cubone #3 got mad. "Hey, you're the captian! You're supposed to go down with the ship!" he pointed out to Captain Marowak, who also got mad.

"WELL, I'M THE CAPTIAN OF THIS SHIP, NOW!!!!" he slapped Cubone #3 with his Bone Club.

5 minutes later, Bloat docked on a sandy beach so he could get some coconuts to eat! Everyone else got off and went their seprate ways, except for the strippers, who joined Bloat on his search for coconuts! Female Cubones don't have boobs, so yeah!

"Oh, shit! The WhatStar piece!" Chuigi just realized.

"DUMBASS!" Pikario smacked him in the back of the head.

Just then, Kirby and the WhatStar piece flew overhead and landed somewhere on the beach! Go, Kirby! He saved the WhatStar piece!

"Come on!" Pikario followed Kirby, not looking where he was going and ran straight into the lobby of Gigi and Merri, breaking his nose a second time!

"OW, MY GODDAMN NOSE!" Pikario stumbled around and sat down in a red armchair, rubbing his bloody nose all over the cushion, thinking no one would notice!

Chuigi chuckled and sat down in a nearby green armchair. Suddenly, two Tentacruels floated down from the roof!

"I'm HOUDINI!!!!!" the one with red bows on it tentacles shouted.

"Ow, damn it!" the other one with green bows yelped, falling on the ground.

"Who are you?!" Pikario demanded, clutching his bloody nose.

"I'm Gigi!" the green-bowed Tentacruel said.

"I'm Merri, but only because it's my name!" the red-bow Tentacruel grumbled.

"Looks like you have a bloody nose there!" Gigi informed Pikario.

"No, duh!" he grumbled.

Gigi waved her tentacles and Pikario's nose was fixed!

Merri sweatdropped. "You're not supposed to do that..."

Gigi smiled. "I'm also not supposed to do this!"

Waving her tentacles, Pikario & Chuigi somehow learned to move boulders by bumping into them and rotate giant, unnatural tubes with Thunder! This made Pikario & Chuigi very happy, so they left!

Gigi smiled. "Our job is done!"

Merri sweatdropped. "Your job is done. I didn't get to do anythng!"

Somehow or another, Pikario & Chuigi warped to another part of the island that was full of Jynxes!

"So, like, Launa said, 'Oh no! We're all out of condoms!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Jynx #1 blurted out.

"Um, Debbie, I thought we were talking about how Hermie found that WhatStar and that he and Kirby were playing video games together!" Jynx #2 wondered.

"Shut up, Mya! I like condoms!" Debbie spat.

"And I, Rosanna, like being a transexual!" Jynx #3 interjected! Debbie and Mya sweatdropped.

"Hey, it's all Hermie's fault!" Chuigi concluded!

"We have to beat him at Pokemon Colossuem!" Pikario shouted, as they all suddenly warpped to Hermie and Kirby's location! Upon seeing 3 weird Jynx, a fat Pikachu and a confused Pikachu, he was outraged!

"WHO DARES INTERUPT MY RARE EXPERIENCE WITH THE GREAT KIRBY?!" the Slowbro shouted.

"Hey, Hermie's a Slowbro!" Chuigi informed the somewhat confused audience!

"Damn straight! And it's Hermie III! My dad and his dad had this name, too! Now behold! My shell is dressed up like a Christmas tree, just in time for the holidays!" Hermie IIIgloated.

Kirby waved his GBA at Pikario. "Hey guys! The WhatStar piece is up there!" He pointed to the top of Hermie III's 'Christmas tree'. "I was trying to ride it, but the damn thing didn't work, so I crashed!"

"Oh yeah!" Hermie III took down the WhatStar piece! "I don't need this piece of junk anyomore, since I won Kirby's Warp Star! So, take it!"

Pikario grabbed the piece and sweatdropped. "I was expecting a battle, but oh, well!"

So, with their job done, Pikario and Chuigi left the tropics to go get drunk until the next chapter!

Authoeress' Notes: OK, so it was a little rushed! I'm in big hurry, so that's kinda why. It went a little off-track after the ship sank, mostly because I hate being underwater in the game! It's slow! Plus, how the heck can they breathe?! Well, that's it and expect Kirby to pop up more and more often! Bye!