Authoress' Notes: Gah, I'm super-lazy right now, but lemme does this sose I can keep a good thing going. Chapter 11 starts now!
Pikario and Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 11: WhatStar Search Part 2: Yoshi's Evil Movies of DOOM!
Now, that they were back in the mainland of the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom, Pikario and Chuigi continued onto their next WhatStar piece!
Pikario walked along, looking at the map! "Hmm... according to this map of shit, the next WhatStar piece is... at a theater?"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "What the fuck?"
"Eh," Pikario shurgged. "I knew this map was full of shit..."
"Let's just go there anyway," Chuigi suggested. "They might have porn or something!"
Pikario smiled! He was in a good mood for porn! "Ok, then!"
So they, like, went to the theater place, but a big, dumb Blastoise was blocking the way!
"Duh! I dunno wut I'm doin' here, but damn it, you can't knock me down!" he shouted.
"GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!" Pikario set Chuigi's ass on fire, causing him to run into the Blastiose and knock it over!
The Blastiose sat up! "Aw, damn! That's it! I'm going to relieve my pain by watching an R-rated movie!" he stated, running off into the movie place!
Chuigi looked around. "Sweetage!"
"You!" A Raticate ran up and pointed at Pikario. "Bastards!"
Pikario got mad! "What the hell?'! Fuck off, rat!"
The Raticate ran over to a Plusle in a Yoshi Egg suit! "You see?'! Foreigners and their fowl language! YOU MUST KILL THEM NOW!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" the Plusle shouted, running into the Raticate with his Yoshi egg thing!
"Hey!" Pikario noticed. "You look like that Minun guy named Bubbles we saw!"
The Plusle perked up. "Eh? Bubbles? What the hell is he still doing here? I thought he committed suicide..."
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Well, obviously, he didn't..."
"Well," the Plusle scoffed, "I'm busy now, so don't interupt me!"
Pikario slammed his foot down! "Damn it! Wait! We need to use that shiny star piece thing that's conviently placed in your stupid-ass sign!"
"Eh? YOU command the Great Boddle?'!" the Plusle boomed!
Chuigi shurugged. "What the hell kind of name is Boddle?"
"SILLLLLLLLLLLLENCE!" Boddle roared, for no apparent reason!
Just then, the Raticate sat up! "See?'! I told you those guys were up to no good!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Boddle ran into the Raticate AGAIN, knocking him out, AGAIN!
Pikario cocked an eyebrow. "So... we're just gonna take the WhatStar piece, because I'm very horny and I need pleasure..."
"Pleasure? Pleasure?'! PLEASURE?'! Well, what the hell do you think I'M doing?'! This whole theather is in honor of the Yoshies of the world! If anybody's gonna get any pleasure, it's them!" Boddle lectured.
"Who gives a fuck about the Yoshies? They're all a bunch of dumbasses, anyway..." Pikario said, rolling his eyes!
"THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT!" Boddle roared, for good reason! "Yoshies are fun, happy, loving, sweet, and NICE!"
Pikario sighed. "That's why they're all dumbasses."
Boddle was pissed, but spoke normally. "Look, if you want this star thingy, then bring me the 7 RaInBoW EgGs!"
Pikario groaned in frustration. "FINE!"
So, he and Chuigi went inside the theater, seeing all the cute and happy Yoshies! Yay!
"Look what's playing!" Chuigi called out, looking at the poster in the lobby!
Pikario squinted at the flyer and read it:
Hot Women! Hotter Babes! And Dumb Poeple!
Buck Wild Baby 2!
It Will Totally Pwn You and Your Ballz!
Rated XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
NOW PLAYING!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
"HEY! That's just what I need!" Pikacrio exclaimed, running into the main room! But he was soon stopped by a tickettaker Yoshi!
"Hi, there!" the Yoshi said. "Please present your ticket!"
"Screw you!" Pikario grunted, annoyed.
"Drop dead!" the Yoshi said!
Pikario sneered. "Fuck off!"
"Bite me," the Yoshi said, flipping Pikario off!
Chuigi sweatdropped. Apparently, these Yoshies were a lot meaner and not so nice like Boddle said they were! Leaving Pikario in a battle of insults with the Yoshi, Chuigi went into the movie room, unnoticed! He got a seat behind, you guessed it... YOSHIES! Sometime later, Pikario came in, griping.
"What happened?" Chuigi asked, stealing some popcorn from a naive Yoshi!
"Damn Yoshies," Pikario mumbled. "It was a big fight, but I think I killed him with the suitcase..." he brought out a VERY bloody suitcase!
Chuigi shook his head. "You're going to hell for that..."
Pikario stretched out in his seat. "I don't care..."
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! The light went out! The movie's starting!
"Pass me some popcorn..."
"I'm so exicited!"
"Where's my GBA?'!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Sorry..."
On the movie screen, a very familiar figure ran through a jungle, panting and sweating!
"I think I know that guy..." Pikario mused.
"Shut UP!" Chuigi whispered loudly, throwing the popcorn at Piakrio.
As the figure ran, he was followed by a another person, then...
YOSHI'S JURASSIC PARK!
...appeared on the screen!
Pikario was outraged! "What?'! 'Yoshi's Jurassic Park'?'!"
Pikario stood up and shouted, getting a lot of 'Shhhhhhhhhhhh!'es from Yoshies around him!
"Shut up, Pikario!" Chuigi groaned. "I love this movie, so hold yourself until later!"
Pikario pouted. "That's easy for you to say; you're still a virgin!"
Upon hearing this, Chuigi coughed on a popcorn... THING!
Again, this a lot of 'Shhhhhhhhhhhh!'es from Yoshies around him!
Throwing himself over his chair, to hemlich himself and falling into a Yoshi's lap, Chuigi managed to spit out the popcorn thing and a nearby Yoshi ate it! HUZZAH!
Getting back in his seat, Chuigi glared at his brother. "I hate you."
"Suck it," Pikario retorted.
And so, the figures in the movie turned out to be none other than... MARIO AND LUIGI! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! And they were being chased by giant, evil Yoshies with teeth!
Pikario was amazed! "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" He pointed out, once again, getting a lot of 'Shhhhhhhhhhh'es from the nearby Yoshies!
"Luigi!" Mario called, hiding behind a tree. "We've-a gotta do it now, or we'll never get off this island alive-a!"
"Ok, then..." Luigi grunted, taking a Bob-omb out of his pants. "TAKE-A THIS!" he threw the bomb at the evil Yoshies, blowing their heads clean off! Blood splattered everywhere!
Yes!" Mario cheered, jumping up and down!
Luigi smiled, but then... he saw Bowser behind Mario with a gun!
"Mario! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Luigi went in slow motion!
Scene change! Mario, Luigi, and Bowser were dressed like they were in the Matrix!
Luigi pushed Mario out of the way, then bent back and dodged all the bullets in SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW- MOTION!
Then the title...
The Marioix!
...came on the screen!
In the crowd, everyone sweatdropped!
Luigi ran over to a tree in SLOW MOTION and did a back flip off of it, kicking Bowser in the face! Then, Mario came out of nowhere with 2 guns and jumped towards Bowser, shooting the guns and falling in SLOW MOTION!
There was a close-up on the back of the Bullet Bills Mario shot at Bowser! They got closer... and closer... and closer, then, just before they hit Bowser...! A shower curtain swooshed in front of the Koopa King and the Bullet Bills... disappeared into the steam from a hot shower?
Then...
Psycho Plumber!
...was the title!
More sweatdrops from the audience!
Scene change! Luigi was in the shower, humming the oh-so-familiar Mario tune and he was scrubbing his underarms with a cloth! But behind him, a shadow came up... it loomed in front of the unsuspecting Luigi... THEN PULLED BACK THE CURTAINS!
Luigi turned around! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The figure hit Luigi with a plunger over and over and over again! Luigi looked at the camera, horrified! Water went down the drain...! Or was it blood?'! He grabbed onto the shower curtain and pulled it down, falling onto the floor, eyes wide open in shock!
Mario just stood there with the broken plunger, panting, a crazed look in his eyes... and uttered...
"Do ya feel-a lucky, punk? Do ya?"
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENNNNNNNNNNNNND!
This film has been brought to you by NINTENDO! MWAHAHAHAHA!
And so, the movie was over, but the crowd just sat in silence. After a while, Chuigi whispered to Pikario.
"Man, they must've really hated it!"
Then, the crowd cheered!
Pikario and Chuigi sweatdropped.
The Yoshies were all so happy, that they laid thousands of Rainbow eggs! How fortunate! There were red ones, orange ones, yellow, green, azure, blue, and purple!
Not wasting any time, Pikario took all the eggs he could carry out to Boddle, who was pleased!
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I didn't think Rainbow eggs really even existed; I just said that so you guys would leave me the hell alone!"
"Now, give us the WhatStar!" Pikario demanded!
"Fine!" Boddle spat, throwing it at him. "I didn't even like it anyway!"
So, Boddle finished his Yoshi sign and put it up over the enterance! When the Yoshies saw it, they were so happy!
Pikario and Chuigi, on the other hand, snuck away from the so-called Yoshi Theater, never planning on coming back!
Only 2 more pieces to go...
Authoress' Notes: Like I said, I was bored, so I couldn't think of how to make Pikario and Chuigi looking for eggs all that funny. That's why I added the "Yoshi's Jurassic Park", "The Marioix", and "Psycho Plumber!" thing and made Mario and Luigi star in them! Hope you liked, even though I don't think this was my best... I've been into writing CRP: TVODT lately, and I'm about to start on Chapter 2... Well, don't worry about Pikario and Chuigi's adventures, for they will continue! Next, they'll be going to that fashion designer lady, since that's where I went in my game after the Yoshi escapade. C ya soon! BTW, I think I spelled 'hemlich' wrong, lol.