Authoress' Notes: Well, here Pikario and Chuigi for you guys. Crap, I can't believe it's been an entire month already. Ah, well. Enjoy, please.

Pikario and Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 12: WhatStar Search Part 3: Harhall's All What Gender?

After the whole Yoshi bit, Pikario and Chuigi decided to take a break! Unfortunately, it was cut very short, due to the fact that Pikario just remembered that he was very horny! So, off they went! They got lost a few times, but finally ended up... somewhere in the South of the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom!

They kept going and going and going and going and going finally, they found a WhatStar piece in a cage hanging from a tree!

"Well, that was easy," Chuigi remarked as Pikario began trying to blow apart the cage!

"Damn, it's not working!" Pikario growled, setting the tree on fire! It didn't work, either!

Then, some random Pokémon ran away, screaming something about cheese on jelly! This made the Bros. curious!

Pikario freaked out! "Cheese on jelly? We must get some!"

The two ran over to find the cheese and jelly, but all they saw was a lot of water, paint all over the place, pantyhose, and the occasional pissed off Ninetales! Pikario was annoyed, too, so he asked her what was wrong!

"WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG? I'll tell you what's wrong, fat pig!" Harhall stomped the ground! "I can't get anyone to paint for my special designs! The Splart business will be ruined!"

Chuigi made a face. "The... what?"

"THE SPLART BUSINESS! MY GOD, DO YOU NEED HEARING AID, OR SOMETHING?" Harhall barked at Chuigi!

"What the hell is up with that name? Sounds like something from an NC-17 rated movie," Pikario chuckled.

"Or a wannabe R rated movie," Chuigi plainly added.

Harhall slapped Pikario! "Why the hell would you want to know? You work for me, now!"

Pikario slapped Harhall back! "I never said that!"

Harhall slapped back! "Yes, you did, bitch!"

SLAP! "No, I didn't, whore!"

SLAP! "Yes, you did, freak!"

SLAP! "No, I didn't, bastard!"

SLAP! "Yes, you did, you son of a bitch!"

SLAP! "No, I didn't, homo!"

Harhall put a stop to all the slapping! "HOMO? I'm not gay!"

Pikario sneered. "You sure look it..."

Harhall pulled out a can of whoop-ass on Pikario and he was totally pwned like never before! Chuigi just shrugged.

"Now, if you cheap bastards want that shiny thing in the tree that you just rudely blew up, then you gotta work for it!" Harhall demanded, triumphant over Pikario.

"Fine, whatever, lady..." Chuigi sighed. This made Harhall mad!

"Damn it! I'M A GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!" Harhall shouted, also pulling out a can of whoop-ass on Chuigi!

Sometime later, after a ridiculously long fight involving pigs and broken computer screens...

"Ok," Harhall sighed, rubbing his chin. "do you understand what you're supposed to do now?"

Pikario looked up! "What? Sorry, no. I was daydreaming about sex with Peach. Can you say that again?"

Harhall burnt Pikario with a flaming Flamethrower, all the while shouting "LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE!"

Chuigi perked up! "What? Huh? Oh, yeah! Right, Peasley's not here..."

Harhall fumed, realising that Chuigi was probably daydreaming just like Pikario! Nonetheless, he continued his insturctions!

"Listen up! I'll say this one more time and if you don't get it this time, I shall fling at you my PANTYHOSE OF DOOM!"Harhall stomped her foor and 3 Bob-omb colored things came out of some pipes!

"..." Chuigi sweatdropped.

"How are those things flying?" Pikario stupidly asked!

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Harhall barked! "Now, Mr. Green, you hit Pikario over the head with a dangerously large object and make him spit out the nasty, icky poo water flowing out of this bilge pump right here!"

Chuigi was confused! "WHAT? A dangerously large object? Pikario, we don't have one of those! All we have are Hammers, but those couldn't possibly work, even though they ARE dangerously large objects!"

Pikario stared at Chuigi, then slapped him!

"You get the color of the Bob-omb you hit on those lovely lingrie dresses and condoms over there! They need some coloring, the poor dears!" Harhall said.

"Who the hell who care about the color of a condom? Do you even know what they're used for?" Pikario asked, sweatdropping.

"Besides, 'lingrie' isn't even a word! It's lingerie!" Chuigi pointed out! "What the hell are you trying to do?"

"SILENCE! IT'S MY CLOTHING LINE AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE IT'S ALL MINEEEE!" Harhall shouted, scaring the Bob-omb thingies!

Chuigi sweatdropped. "Hey, whatever floats your boat..."

Pikario went over to the bilge pump thingy and turned it to face the Bob-omb thingies! He squirted the Blue one and got a Blue condom! Yay!

Harhall angrily jumped up and down! "NOT YET! NOT YET! I DIDN'T SAY 'GO!' YET! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!"

Pikario ignored Harhall and continued squirting the Bob-omb thingies! He ended up getting Sky Blue, Rainbow, Orange, Green, Yellow, Red, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, Gray, and Plaid colored condoms and lingerie with stars on them! And everybody loves stars!

Harhall stopped rampaging and took a closer look at Pikario's work! "Hmmm... you know, I think this stuff just might sell! I mean, it's not what I wanted in the first place, but I think it's even better than I'd ever imagined!"

Pikario stopped squirting! "So, do we get the WhatStar piece now?"

"NO! YOU HAVE TO DO THE CONDOMS NOW!" Harhall threw some pantyhose at Pikario, but he threw it back at her!

"ARE YOU BLIND? I ALREADY DID THE CONDOMS!" he protested!

Harhall sweatdropped! "Oh...yeah, well... you did! Okay, then! So, I guess you want the WhatStar piece now?"

Pikario pulled on his ears, gritting his teeth! "NO, YA THINK?"

"Okay, okay! Fine!" Harhall went over and unlocked the cage the WhatStar was in! "But don't you guys dare and forget about little old me, okay? After this stuff sells, I'll probably need more orders, so come back and paint for me some more sometime! I might even give you beer!"

"What the fuck? I'm not EVER coming to place of damnedination!" Pikario spat! "I only did this shit because I want sex with the girl I'm trying to save! THAT'S ALL!"

"Is 'damnedination' even a real word..." Chuigi wondered!

Pikario kicked him in the head! "Shut up!"

Only 1 more piece to go, then the REAL SHIT begins! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Authoress' Notes: Hmmm... I'm still a little confused about Harhall... Someone once said he was a guy! I could've sworn he was a girl! He looks one, anyway... Ah, well. He's a shemale in this fic, lol. I'm surprised I managed to work that entire Splart thing into one Chapter. It was the easiest thing to do in the game, so I figured I'd have a lot of improvising to do. But everything came out good with no improvising and lots of chaos; just how I like it!