Authoress' Notes: Hooray for me on this story! At the rate I'm at, the entire thing might be finished around August! Woo hoo...
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 13: WhatStar Search Part 4: Popple Gets Busted!
After checking the map, Pikario & Chuigi found out that the next WhatStar piece was back in the Whyhola place... thingy! And they had to go get it! OH NO!
Getting to the maze part, Pikario glared at Chuigi! "Don't get your ass drunk this time, or I'll kill you!"
"Shut up! This stuff's not as tasty as booze anyway! I didn't even have a hangover!" Chuigi whined, earning a slap in the back of the head from Pikario!
Yes, well, anyway! They went through the maze, only getting lost about 100 times! Wow! How lucky! Then they got outside and got lost again about 5,849,504 times! So much for their good luck streak... Anyway, they did some stuff and found out there was some Colosseum run by a bunch of slugs! What the hell?
"Winkle Colosseum..." one Slugma said outloud.
"We will win..." a nearby Magcargo added.
"I like cheese..." Chuigi also interjected, in the same zombified tone!
Hearing this, Pikario slapped him! "Shut up!"
"You enter Colosseum?" a Slugma asked. "It's 500 coins to enter our Colosseum. Wanna pay it, or what?"
"Why the hell would I want to enter a Colosseum run by slugs and pay for it?" Pikario vented.
"I dunno, it's your money," the Slugma behind the desk anwsered.
"What do we have to do and what do we get if we do it?" Chuigi asked.
"You have to blow up some rock things and if you do that, then you get a year's supply of beer," it said.
Pikario slammed the money down on the counter! "I'M IN!"
Sometime later, Pikario & Chuigi found themselves in the Winkle Colosseum, blowing up rocks and stuff! They used dynamite, guns, random Voltorbs, and sometimes each other to get the job done! And it was fun, too! Okay, well, not really... But they did get the year's supply of beer and left with it! Don't ask me how; they just did!
Turning to leave the area, Pikario noticed something! "Wait! The WhatStar! We didn't get it!"
Chuigi frowned. "The WhatStar is here?"
Pikario slapped him!
So, the two turned right back around and began to search high and low for the WhatStar piece! Pikario was just about to go berserk when he saw Popple trying to reach the WhatStar on top of a Magcargo statue with a stick!
"Why does the fucking rock just have to fucking land on the only fucking Magcargo statue in the whole fucking area? I don't fucking see any other fucking statues around here and this fucking stick is too fucking short!" Popple cursed, slamming the twig down in a rage!
"Dude, you have some issues..." Chuigi pointed out.
"Hey, that's out WhatStar piece!" Pikario shouted at Popple.
"Well, it's mine now!" Popple declared, hitting the Magcargo statue and making the piece fall into his paws! With the WhatStar piece, he began to run away, but Pikario stopped him!
"Look, man! That thing equals me having sex, so you're handing it over now!" he demanded.
"NEVER!" Popple bellowed, running the other way! This time, he was stopped by Chuigi!
"Come on, dude! I want to go back home as soon as possible, but Pikario won't go anywhere until we get Peach back, so give us the damn WhatStar piece!" Chuigi said!
"NO WAY!" Popple ran back and forth until he was trapped between the wall and the two Pikachu brothers!
Popple was outraged. "Oh, yeah! That's real fair! Since when do the good guys team up and ambush the bad guy?"
"Since NOW!" Pikario charged into battle with his brother and the Meowth guy!
Battle Mode Start! We Will Never Forget the Star Thingy!
Popple groaned in annoyance! "GAH! Why won't you guys just leave me the hell alone? What did I ever do to you?"
"You fought us, like, twice before!" Chuigi retorted!
"That's only because you started it!" Popple shouted back!
Pikario sweatdropped. "Um..."
"Dude's got a point; we did start it," Chuigi whispered.
Pikario kicked his idiotic brother in the back of his head! "WHO CARES WHO STARTED IT? I'M FINISHING IT!"
Popple got his evil bag of stuff! "Here! Take this!" He started throwing beer, Mushrooms, Game Boy Advances, and rubber chickens at Pikario & Chuigi!
Chuigi caught several bottles of beer and some Mushrooms! "What the hell? Why are you throwing this stuff at us?"
"Damn it! That's the wrong bag!" Popple growled! Irritated, he threw his bag away!
Pikario used a Firebrand Attack on Popple!
"OW! Hey, that's not fair! I wasn't ready!" Popple complained!
"Shut up!" Chuigi threw a broken beer bottle at Popple!
"That's not even an attack! You guys are cheating so much, it's not even funny!" Popple bounced up and down angrily!
Pikario used Super Strong Attack Thingy That Does Like 9,789,574,589,894,895,748 Damage And Isn't Really Even An Attack But A Poor Excuse To End The Battle Quickly And Get Rid Of Popple And Stuff!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Battle Mode Complete! Popple is no more! ...well, not really...
Popple dropped the WhatStar piece in a fit and ran away! "Damn it! Damn you two all the way to hell! First you pick a fight with me, then you make me lose Rookie, and now you ambush me for no reason? Take your stupid Star Piece thingy! I'm leaving this place once and for all, SO THERE!"
Chuigi turned to his older brother. "Wow, Pikario. I didn't know you use a move like that!"
"It's not a move, dumbass! Just a deseprate measure! You know that!" Pikario punched Chuigi on the head!
WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO! WE GOT THE FINAL WHATSTAR PIECE! NOW WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES!
Sometime later, Pikario & Chuigi returned to the Castle with all 4 WhatStar pieces and they put them together and got the WhatStar back! It's about time, too! But as soon as they did, Lady Luna came in!
"Sorry to interrupt, but I got another massage from that crazy Bowletta lady," she announced, holding her brand new Nintendo DS up!
Bowletta's irritated projection came up! "For the last time, you idiot! It's 'MESSAGE', not 'MASSAGE'!"
Lady Luna yawned. "Have you ever come to the conclusion that I don't give a damn?"
"Whatever... Anyway, Eeyah heh heh heh heh heh heh! You have the WhatStar now, so bring it to me like I said before!" she commanded.
"But we don't even know where you are! You never told us!" Chuigi said.
Bowletta laughed! "Eeyah heh heh heh heh heh heh... eh? Oh, yeah... I'm at my Secret Hideout of the Secretness, Which Will Be Kept a Secret Until I See You Have the WhatStar! EEYAH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"
"We already have the WhatStar!" Pikario barked.
"WELL, I THINK JOKE'S END IS A STUPID NAME, SO IT WILL BE CALLED THIS NOW!" Bowletta roared.
And with that, her message was cut off and Lady Luna went back to playing some random game on the DS!
Queen Where sweatdropped. "Well, it's really called Sex's End, but whatever..."
"Sex's End?" Chuigi asked.
"It's awful, awful place that's become an icy wasteland because no one has ever had sex there!" Lady Luna informed him.
"That wouldn't stop me..." Toadsworth rudely added!
"That's awful!" Pikario frowned! "I mean the Sex's End thing, not Toadsworth."
Then, Peasley decided to walk up. "You two can't give her the real thing, so I made a fake one! Give her this and save Peach! "
"Is that where you've been all this time?" Chuigi sweatdropped.
Peasley ignored Chuigi's question! "Well, you guys be me to the punch, so here are your 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 coins!"
"Hell yeah!" Pikario took all the coins!
Lady Luna looked at a calculator. "That's nice and all, but those coins are only worth 9 cents here in the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom!"
"So? When we get home, we'll be rich!" Pikario & Chuigi said, leaving the castle and going to Sex's End!
"You think they'll really be able to save the princess?" Luna asked Toadsworth.
"Not a chance in hell." Toadsworth shook his head. "Now let's go have sex."
"Okay. It's been a real dry spell with you lately..." Lady Luna agreed.
"I'm 89 years old! I'm going to be lacking in this sometimes!" Toadsworth said, as they went into a back room!
Queen Where sighed. "Am I the only one around here who doesn't think about sex all the time?"
Peasley was shocked! "Mother, I don'tsupposeyouthink I dream of sexual relationships? Certainly not!"
Queen Where narrowed her eyes. "Peasley, I'm your mother; I know these sort of things. Do you have to have a relationship with Chuigi? He's not female, you know? Are you gay?"
Peasley was outraged! "Such nonsense! Oh, I shan't return to the Castle until you recall those dreadful words, Mother!" With that, he left on his Bean Pillow Thingy!
"...I'm starting to think I should retire this..." Queen Where mused.
Elsewhere, Pikario & Chuigi had searched all over the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom, but they could never find asuccessful way of getting to Sex's End that didn't involve getting eaten by Sharpedos or Wailords! Eventually, they found the Hammerhead Bros. again!
Sledge instantly got pissed! "Again?"
"We already gave you guys TWO Hammers!" Hammer moaned.
Sledge leaned over to his brother. "Maybe if we give them the Ultra Hammers, they won't come back!"
"Good idea, but if this doesn't work, we're moving!" Hammer mumbled.
So, the Hammerhead Bros. made Pikario & Chuigi Ultra Hammers that were very shiny and golden! As an added bonus for them to go away, Sledge gave them the Secret Scroll 2, allowing them to use even more unauthorized moves in battle and a pizza! Now, Pikario & Chuigi were back at the beach, trying to figure out how the hell they could get to Sex's End!
"You know, you can jam the green guy in that slot thing in the ground and he'll turn into a surfboard," a random Clampearl informed Pikario.
Pikario perked up! "That's just dumb enough to work!"
Pikario pushed Chuigi onto the slot thing and hammered him into the ground! Just like the Clampearl said, Chuigi came out as a surfboard!
"If this isn't totally fucked up, I don't know what is..." Chuigi said, as a surfboard!
Pikario got on him and ran into the water! "Shut up and surf!"
So, Pikario & Chuigi stupidly made their way to Sex's End, the coldest place in the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom! It was also the place where Peach was being held, and if Pikario saved her, then everybody could finally go home and eat hot dogs, not that I like them or anything!
Authoress' Notes: Yay! Thank god that WhatStar saga thing is done with. Now, on to the most annoying part of the game! Joke's End! Oh no! Next Chapter will be up either next week or the week after! Also, I know the name I made up for Joke's Endis stupid, but I couldn't think of anything else as rightfully fitting, lol.