Authoress' Notes: Ok, here's the scoop! Last night, I just found out that I am now officially a Junior in high school now! I barely made it, but that's all behind me now! Yay for me! I sure don't act like one, do I? Ok, enough of the past and on with the present!

Pikario & Chuigi: Poke Star Saga!

Chapter 16: Koopaling Fight #1: Iggy's Gay and He Knows It!

So, leaving off from last time, Pikario & Chuigi had stopped by Queen Where's Castle to freshen up a bit, then it was off to Bowser's Flying Castle Thingy with the evil, cursing Aerodactyl so they could save the world, even though they really didn't need to because Peach was safe and sound back the castle, making this whole idea pointless and somewhat insane!

Pikario & Chuigi stepped inside Bowser's Flying Castle Thingy, walking really slow and stuff! Cue music from "The Matrix"!

Blahblahblahnandon got pissed off from watching Pikario & Chuigi walk around like a pair of idiots! "Damn it, you guys! Move already! You have to save the fucking world, for god's sake! Damn!"

Pikario turned around and got mad! "Shut up, ass! We already got Peach, so I don't even know why we have to be here now!"

"Because Bowletta's trying to blow up the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom?" Chuigi asked, totally oblivious!

Pikario knocked Chuigi into a pit of boiling lava! "NO! Who gives a crap about these assholes? I sure don't!"

Chuigi died in the lava, then somehow came back, perfectly fine! "What the hell was that all about?"

"You can't ask that!" Pikario accused!

"I just did, and besides, Peach said that if you don't save the world, she won't have sex with you anymore! Wouldn't like that, would ya?" Chuigi taunted!

Pikario drop-kicked Chuigi into the lava again! "Like you should talk! At least I'm not a virgin like you!"

Chuigi came back and flipped off Pikario! "I may be a virgin, but at least I've got my decency!"

Pikario narrowed his eyes! "What's that supposed to mean?"

Chuigi ran through a big, red and scary-looking door! "That's for me to know and you to find out, bitch!"

Pikario ran after him with his .38 fully loaded! "HEY!"

Somewhere else in Bowser's... thingy!

Bowletta laughed VERY EVILLY! "MWAHAHAHAHA! Pikario & and Chuigi cannot stop me now! Who do they think I am, an idiot?"

Fawful looked around the room. "Um..."

Bowletta got mad! "DON'T PLAY WITH ME!"

She pulled a lever and... BOWSER'S KIDS CAME OUT! OH NO!

Bowletta pointed at the group of the evilly evil kid things! "Okay, so which one of you wants to kill Pikario?"

"Can I go this time?" Larry asked!

"But it's my turn! You killed Old School Hip-Hop! I wanna go now!" Roy whined, sporting his secksy pink glasses!

Being the musician of the kids, Ludwig did one of those rim shot thingies on the drums that they do at stupidly funny jokes people tell at the Almighty Authoress' pitifully-not-funny joke at the cons of Ol' Skool Hip Hop, which she occasionally enjoys!

"If you let me kill Pikario, I'll bring back Chuigi so we can use him in those XXX-rated commercials about girls and how they eat cheese!" Morton Jr. said!

"That's not what they do in those commercials!" Lemmy complained!

"Well, I wanna kill Chuigi! He's a wuss!" Larry said.

Wendy bounced up and down! "ME, DAMN IT! I'M THE PRINCESS AND WHAT I SAY GOES!"

"Well, you're just a sorry, old bitch, Wendy!" Ludwig shouted, throwing a drum stick at her!

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT! DNXSJKFCNHDVGJCFNHJX!" Wendy shouted, foaming at the mouth! She then promptly attacked Ludwig!

Iggy raised his hand! "Ooh! Ooh! I know! If I kill him, can I have his testicles?"

"Dislocating the testicles... Of the very hurtness that will do to our enemies! Let us be doing the trying that now!" Fawful informed Bowletta!

Bowletta sweatdropped. "Uh... sure, whatever...

The other evil kids got sad! "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..."

Fabulous! Sometime later, Pikario continued chasing Chuigi throughout the evil castle of Bowser with his gun, trying to make him tell him what he meant earlier!

"Tell me what the hell you're talking about!" Pikario shouted, firing off his gun!

Chuigi flipped off Pikario! "NEVER!"

The two ran around, killing random and annoying Hammer Bros. Magikoopas, and even the occasional Boo, who are technically already presumed dead! Yay for them! This all repeated over and over again until Iggy appeared out of nowhere!

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLS! I see you! Now, in order to fight me, I shall make you dodge my stupid-ass fireballs in order to get to me!" he threatened!

"You're such an ass!" Pikario shouted, shooting a hole in the wall!

"And you suck ass!" Chuigi shouted back, flipping him off big time!

"Hey! Assholes! Listen to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Iggy whined!

"Shut up, Iggy!" Pikario demanded, pushing Chuigi into the lava again!

"Yeah, who cares about you anyway?" Chuigi added, not dying again!

"What? That's not nice! And that's not the point! You guys have to fight me now!" Iggy said.

"...I don't feel like it..." Pikario sighed.

"Yeah, me neither..." Chuigi agreed!

"What do you mean 'I don't feel like it'? You'd better! YOU HAVE TO!" Iggy whined again!

"Not really..." Pikario said, calmly.

"Yeah, can't we kill someone a little less gay?" Chuigi said, also very calmly!

"GAY? I'm not gay!" Iggy was offended!

Chuigi sneered! "Yeah, you are! Trust me... I can tell!"

"Tell us, Iggy... Do you find us attractive?" Pikario jeered!

"Enough of this! I said I'm going to kill you and bring back your testicles and I'm going to do it, too!" Iggy screeched!

Battle Mode Start! OH NO! It's Iggy! RUN AWAY!

"MWAHAHAHA! Look! LOOK! MY GLASSES ARE ALL SWIRLY AND STUFF, SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL I'M GOING!" Iggy announced!

Pikario shrugged. "Okay..."

"Is that a good thing?" Chuigi asked!

Pikario threw him into the lava again! "How the hell should I know?"

Iggy attacked with a Water Gun! It missed and hit the lava!

"What kind of a wimpy move was that?" Pikario laughed!

"SHUT UP! I was just getting started!" Iggy moaned!

Chuigi used Thunder! It missed!

Pikario slammed his brother into the lava once again! "Get outta the way and let a man do this!"

Pikario used his .38, but Iggy dodged all the bullets!

"Who's the wimp now? You can't even shoot me with your lame-ass gun!" Iggy laughed!

"Damn it!" Pikario cursed, still shooting away!

Chuigi saw that Pikario's violence was getting him nowhere, so he used OMG The Authoress Has Run Out Of Ideas For Attacks For Him To Use, So He Just Pushes Him Into The Lava!

"OH, SHIT! I MAY BE A WATER TYPE, BUT IT STILL BURNS!" Iggy declared, not dying, not losing the match because the Authoress can't think of another way to kill him!

Battle Mode Completed! Onto the next Koopaling now!

"I'm not gay, you losers! One day, I'll prove that to you!" Iggy proclaimed, sinking into the lava, probably dead or otherwise!

Pikario watched the disappearing Iggy! "Well, that was weird..."

"Yeah..." Chuigi frowned.

"And you still didn't tell me what you meant earlier!" Pikario suddenly remembered!

"Hey, who cares about that? We just killed somebody!" Chuigi smiled!

Pikario shoved him into the lava! "Then why the hell won't it work on YOU?"

Authoress' Notes: Gah... For the life of me, I can't remember how old Bowser's kids are... It'd be nice if I could find out, but I'm too unmotivated to do something like that at the moment. Sorry if the chapter was a little short and not as funny, but that's kind of a good thing (Asides from not being very funny; I was lazy when I made this)! I've decided to make the last few chapters based on each fight with the Koopalings, Fawful, Bowletta, then an Epilogue, making a total of 10 more chapters! They'll kind be like mini-fights adding up to the main fight, then the aftermath! The chapters won't be as long as usual, but they'll come much faster and hopefully be a lot funnier! I hope that works out for everyone! (And for the benefit of all the Iggy fans out there, no, I don't think Iggy is really gay. I personally like him over Ludwig and Morton, who I think are very ugly, lol.)