Authoress' Notes: OHMUHGOSH! It has just come to my attention that I am officially bored! Therefore, I will now update this story:)

Pikario & Chuigi: Poke Star Saga!

Chapter 17: Koopaling Fight #2: Morton Jr. Gets a Facelift!

So, after defeating the evil and probably mentally-retarded Iggy, Pikario & Chuigi continued on in Bowser's evil Flying castle Thingy so they could look for their next target!

Meanwhile!

"GAH! Damn those two!" Bowletta growled!

"Oh, my god! They killed Iggy!" Wendy shouted, quoting from a show that the Authoress really dislikes!

"THOSE BASTARDS!" Morton Jr. added, also quoting from a show that the Authoress really dislikes!

"Can I go kill Chuigi now?" Larry asked politely, because he was cute!

Ludwig started playing "Moonlight Sonata" for no apparent reason! Just exactly how is what I'm trying to figure out, since he doesn't have a piano!

"If that's supposed to be some kind of indicator to me that you want to go next, I'm ignoring it!" Bowletta roared!

Ludwig slammed his head into the keyboard! "DAMN!"

"Morton's going next!" Bowletta decided!

Morton Jr. freaked out! "WHAT? Why me?"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO!" Bowletta explained!

"Because of the saying she has just said to you, mister!" Fawful annoyingly repeated!

"Fine! I'll show Pikario & Chuigi that no one messes with my evil, probably mentally-retarded brother without having to deal with me!" Morton growled!

Bowletta shoved him out the room! "Okay! Okay! Just go already! Damn!"

Elsewhere!

Chuigi killed a random Hammer Bro! "C'mon, Pikario! Face it, we're lost!"

Pikario jammed him into the lava! "We're not lost, damn it! 'Bow-leeta', or whatever the hell her name was must've redone the place to confuse us or something!"

Chuigi came back! "I told you we should've taken that teleporter thingy that Iggy left behind! It's something called COMMON SENSE!"

"I'LL 'COMMON SENSE' YOUR ASS!" Pikario barked, as he kicked Chuigi into the lava again!

Chuigi came back and kicked Pikario into the lava! "DAMN YOU! STOP DOING THAT!"

Pikario wasn't affected, but he was really pissed off, so he pulled out his .38! "You crummy ass piece of shit!"

Chuigi ran away! "Crap!"

Then, Morton appeared out of nowhere and started bouncing up and down! "BEHOLD! MY SHOCKWAVES OF DOOM WILL SURELY KILL YOU!"

"And my gun of doom will kill HIM!" Pikario growled, not really paying attention to Morton!

Seeing that he was being ignored, Morton made a lot of shockwaves and stuff that kept hitting Pikatio & Chuigi, causing Pikario to drop his gun!

"Who the hell do you think you are, coming in here and stopping me from killing my own brother?" Pikario demanded!

"Yeah!" Chuigi agreed, only because he couldn't think of anything else to say!

"You went and killed my brother, so I'm here to take my revenge for him!" Morton said!

Pikario made a face, trying not to laugh! "Dude, you know he was gay, right?"

"...and retarded..." Chuigi added!

Morton looked shocked! "No, he wasn't! Okay, so he was a little retarded, but after living with Dad, can you blame him?"

"...Yes..." Chuigi answered bluntly!

Morton got pissed and pointed at Chuigi! "THAT'S AN INSULT! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER UNDER MY CREEPY AND UNUSUAL WRATH!"

Pikario sweatdropped. "Your what?"

Battle Mode Start! EWW! Morton's face is ugly!

"PREPARE TO DIE, WORMS!" Morton, who was very ugly, shouted!

"You come in and threaten us looking like that?" Pikario laughed!

"You look like an ass!" Chuigi taunted!

Morton used Earthquake! Chuigi fainted!

Pikario sweatsropped! "OH, SHIT!"

Morton laughed manically at his feat! "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE GRETA KOOPA MORTON JR.?"

Chuigi used Broken Beer Bottle! Morton's eye got cut!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEY, HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? I KILLED YOU!" Morton demanded, since his eye was bleeding, but not really, because Chuigi had missed and hit a nearby ketchup bottle, causing it to explode onto his face!

Chuigi shrugged. "Uh... I'm breaking the rules..."

"WHAT?" Morton got so mad, he turned into a Blastiose!

Chuigi sweatdropped! "Oh, shit!"

Pikario punched him in the face! "Now look what you did!"

Chuigi punched Pikario back! "It's not my fault that most of these battles are unauthorized and illegal, complete with unauthorized and illegal moves!"

Morton used Hydro Blast, which, technically ISN'T an unauthorized or illegal move because you can teach it to your Blastiose in Fire Red/Leaf Green Versions!

Pikario shook off the water and kicked Chuigi into lava again! "What the hell are you doing?"

Morton looked confused! "Huh?"

Chuigi came back once again! "What the hell are you talking about, Pikario?"

Pikario used a piledriver on Chuigi and sent him flying into the lava again! "Now that you're a Blastiose, you don't look ugly anymore; therefore, you don't have to fight us!"

Morton got a big, stupid grin on his face! "Wow! Really?"

Pikario nodded! "Yeah, because Blastioses are cool, while Wartortles are, in fact, not!"

"Plus, now you're like Bowser now, so, um... fighting us like this just shows how much of an ass you are!" Chuigi groggily added, coming back!

Morton clinched his fists! "So, THAT'S why Dad never wins when he fights you guys! And why he recently became a transsexual!"

Pikario shrugged! "That wasn't exactly what I was going for, but whatever..."

Battle Mode Completed! Bowletta's the transsexual, not Bowser!

Morton held his head high! "All right! That's it! I'm going off to show the world exactly how un-ugly and very cool and sexy I am!"

Pikario sweatdropped, a look of irritation on his face! "Yeah, you do that, big boy..."

"And don't forget to kill yourself while doing so..." Chuigi inadvertently added!

And after blasting Chuigi in the head with a strong Hydro Blast, which you can only learn in the Fire Red/Leaf Green Versions, Morton jumped into the lava and swam away to places unknown!

Chuigi twitched! "WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY AGAINST ME TODAY?"

Pikario kicked Chuigi into the lava again! "No reason; we just love to see someone else beside us in constant pain and agony!"

Authoress' Notes: Well, Chapter 17 is done and is slightly funnier than Chapter 16! Not much else to say here, except I'm thinking of making an original story of Pikario & Chuigi! Y'know, where they're not making a parody of a game, just acting stupid on their own time? Yeah, it's something like that...