Authoress' Notes: Hmm... Not much to say here today... Just my thanks to Lord Luffy once again for suggesting a funny plot for today's Chapter!
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 18: Koopaling Fight #3: The Somewhat Delayed Attack of Lemmy and His Evil, Inflatable Sex Toys of Doom!
PRETZELS! Okay, now that that's over with... let's get back to Pikario & Chuigi, who seem to be having a little problem!
"GOD DAMN IT!" Chuigi angrily shouted, stuck in of those whirlwind thingies!
Pikario shook his head! "I told you not to get in there, but NOOOOOOO!"
Chuigi flipped him off! "Just shut up and get me the hell outta here!"
Meanwhile!
Bowletta slammed her fist into the wall! "DAMN IT! Those assholes are killing all my children!"
"Of the very unfortunate I am the finding this to be!" Fawful spat!
Bowletta pointed at him! "I don't know what the hell you just said, but I agree completely!"
"I changed my mind; I don't wanna go first anymore!" Larry whined, running away!
For no apparent reason, Ludwig started playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" on his non-existent piano!
Bowletta threw Roy at the insane Koopaling, who was obviously wearing a wig, hence his name! "SHUT UP!"
"I just got done painting my nails, so I can't go!" Wendy lied!
"Ridiculously long nails are important for slutty girls, so you're going to strip after this!" Bowletta roared!
Wendy did a double take! "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"I can't go because I'm mentally ill!" Roy complained, putting an ice pack on his head!
"I have an important date with myself and my Evil, Inflatable Sex Toys of Doom, so I can't go right now!" Lemmy exclaimed, pointing to the Sex Toy thingies!
Bowletta's eyes widened in irritation! "You little nerd, you're not supposed to have those! Where'd you get them from?"
Lemmy looked around! "Uh... Internet?"
Bowletta kicked Lemmy out the door! "Then you have an unfair advantage! GET OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING!"
Back with Pikario & Chuigi!
Chuigi walked along angrily! "Pikario, I'm getting sick and tired of looking for these bitches! Can't we just pretend we're dead, and then blow up this place, or something?"
Pikario glared at his younger brother! "That's stupid! Interesting, but stupid! We don't have time to fuck around like that, man!"
Chuigi changed the subject! "You don't even know where you're going!"
Pikario kicked Chuigi into lava yet again! "At this point, it doesn't even matter! These freaks just keep popping out of nowhere, anyway! It's not like we actually have to find them!"
All of a sudden, Lemmy popped of nowhere!
"HELLO!" he chirped happily!
Pikario sweatdropped! "See what I mean?"
"Hi! I'm Iggy's mentally retarded, but-assuredly-not-gay twin brother, Lemmy!" Lemmy announced!
Chuigi came back! "And we care because?"
"Because I'm going to kill you?" Lemmy asked!
Pikario frowned. "Do you even know what you're doing?"
"I just said, 'I'm Iggy's mentally retarded, but-assuredly-not-gay brother, Lemmy!' So..." Lemmy trailed off!
Irritated, Pikario shrugged! "SO?"
Lemmy scratched his head. "What was the question again?"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "You may not be gay, but you sure are an ass..."
Then, Lemmy got mad! "Hey, that's not nice! I'll show you two about how mean it is to be mean to people like me!"
"Has it ever come to your attention that you really aren't a person to begin with?" Chuigi said, being the lame stereotype he was!
Not able to think of an outrageous and nonsensical comeback, Lemmy took out his Evil, Inflatable Sex Toys of Doom, that looked nothing like him, to be his copies!
"Now let's see you try to find me! YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lemmy laughed manically!
Pikario calmly went over and hit the real Lemmy in the head! "Loser..."
Lemmy starting crying! "Loser? That's very not nice! I'll show you loser!"
Battle Mode Start! Lemmy may be cute and stupid, but Iggy is cute and VERY stupid!
Starting off the match, Lemmy used his Evil, Inflatable Sex Toys of Doom!
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Not this shit again..."
"Dude, don't you know those things look nothing like you?" Pikario asked!
Lemmy freaked out! "What? Is that bad? Oh no, that's bad, isn't it?"
"Well, I wouldn't call it the end of the world..." Pikario muttered, hitting the real Lemmy with his Hammer!
All of a sudden, Pennington appeared out of nowhere!
Chuigi was shocked! "What the hell?"
Pikario pointed! "You can't be here! "College Rule Pikario" is OVER!"
Pennington slapped Lemmy! "You fiend! Stealing my overly-priced-and-somewhat-less sexy-than-they're-supposed-to-be Evil, Inflatable Sex Toys Doom is an inappropriate and strange crime that you will be punished for very muchly upon the second I get the hell outta here!"
Lemmy started to cry! "W-What'd I do?"
Pennington slapped him again! "I just told you!"
"Lay off of the freak; he's a retard..." Pikario told the angry Delibird, feeling like he should know!
"Oh, really now? Well, in that case, would you like to be witty, yet somewhat hindered partner in the detective business? You'll get free soap for a salary and every time we don't solve a case, we get paid extra money!"
"Is the soap liquid or solid?" Lemmy asked.
"LIQUID!" Pennington sighed exasperatedly! "What kind of an ass washes with solid soap anyway?"
Lemmy smiled! "What a deal! Ok, I'll be your partner!"
"Good, now my inexplicably strange detective business and finally reopen!" Pennington proclaimed, walking off!
Lemmy bounced up and down! "YAY!"
And so, Pennington and Lemmy left to do who-knows-what, but at least we all know it involves liquid soap, detectiveness stuff, and... SALAD DRESSING!
Battle Mode Completed! I sense a child prodigy for Lemmy! ...Or maybe that was BBQ chicken...
Chuigi watched as Pennington and Lemmy left! "Who the hell was that guy?"
Pikario sweatdropped. "You mean you don't know?"
Chuigi frowned! "If I didn't know, I wouldn't be asking you, now would I?"
For the 5,295,849th time, Pikario kicked Chuigi into the boiling lava! "If you were cool, you'd know..."
Authoress' Notes: In case you were confused, which is something you shouldn't be at this point, the whirlwind thingy Chuigi was stuck in at the beginning is the same one you have to Spin Jump into to get to Lemmy's Room. And yes, Chuigi doesn't know who Pennington is, since he never saw him "CRP". If you read the Epilogue of "CRP", then you'll know why Pennington was in this Chapter.