Authoress' Notes: OHMUHGAWD! After only after a little over a year since I fist started it, "P&C" has almost completely honored another one of my fallen stories (which I intend to eventually put back up) by getting 100 Reviews! My other story had 116 before it was removed, so we're almost there! And did I happen to mention that "P&C" also has the second highest Reviews in entire Mario section? Although, due to the lack of decent Mario stories, that's kind of a bad thing... Oh, yeah, and kudos to Lord Luffy once again for his ideas.

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 19: Koopaling Fight #4: Ludwig Goes BALD! ...Well, Not Really...

HOORAY! The Koopalings are all, like, dying and stuff! ...And in case you haven't noticed, that's good...

As Chuigi walked along, he killed a randomly placed Hammer Bro! "Is there even any point to us walking around like this anymore?"

Pikario shot another unfortunate Hammer Bro between the eyes! "It's not like we have anything else to do..."

Chuigi nodded! "Right..."

Meanwhile!

"DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! LEMMY'S A FREAKING TRAITOR!" Bowletta stomped her foot, while also inexplicably playing "Pokémon: XD"!

Roy scratched his head! "He was Iggy's twin brother! I think we all should've expected something like this to happen!"

Wendy slapped Roy with her EVIL NAIL POLISH! "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? IGGY WAS RETARDED! LEMMY WAS AN ASS, BUT HE WASN'T A HANDICAP, SO IT'S DIFFERENT, DAMN YOU!"

Roy fixed his secksy pink glasses and smirked, unharmed from the poisonous stench of the demented nail polish! "Oh."

Larry popped his head out of the lava, looking very cute while doing so! "You can't expect me to go now! I'm taking a bath, because I want to be squeaky clean!"

Bowletta sweatdropped. "What a freakishly lame excuse! But it's kinda funny, so you're excused!"

Fawful bounced up and down to attract attention! "The children of the Koopa, who was once king, but now really isn't, are doing the dropping like flies that have been of the introducing to my flyswatter that I have fury upon!"

Bowletta caught a Shadow Dragonite, which you can get in "Pokémon: XD" (W00t)! "Fine then, Lemmy is dead to us now! Wendy, get your ass out there and finish those two off, NOW!"

Wendy frowned. "I can't."

Bowletta pulled on her scary Umbreon ear thingies! "WHY?"

"As you can probably tell from the deadly, noxious fumes in the air, I'm still painting my nails!" Wendy lied again, showing Bowletta some dried out nail polish that had apparently never been used!

Bowletta pointed at her! "LIAR! And you still haven't stripped for us yet!"

Wendy rolled her eyes! "STRIP WHAT? I'm already naked!"

Seeing as this was a good time to intrude on things, Ludwig started playing various remixes to "Luigi's Mansion", because the main tune is very annoying and highly addictive!

Fed up with his random musical interludes on nonexistent pianos, Bowletta grabbed Ludwig! "You're getting on my LAST nerves! Exactly, WHAT the hell are you trying to do?"

"Damn it, I want to fight! Geez, I've only been saying it for, like, 5 HOURS!" Ludwig growled!

Granting his request, Bowletta hurled Ludwig out the door! "Good, if it'll just get you to shut up already!"

Now, back with Da Brothers!

Chuigi glared at Pikario, who, in turn, glared back! "What the hell are we doing?"

Pikario started polishing his .38! "Waiting for another one of those dumbass Koopalings to show up..."

Chuigi looked at his watch, which he didn't really have, but the Authoress gave him one to quickly look at during this scene! "I'm guessing one should come up right about..."

KABOOM! A nonexistent piano fell out of nowhere and Ludwig crawled out of it!

"...Now," Chuigi finished, rolling his eyes.

"FOOLS! Did you actually think you could escape my persistent onslaught of horrible, yet occasionally enjoyable music played on my nonexistent pianos?" Ludwig demanded, all the while banging his ass on the keyboard!

"'Persistent' and 'onslaught' mean the same thing..." Chuigi mumbled!

Pikario kicked him into the lava! "No they don't!"

Ludwig started playing some god-awful music! "NOW, WE SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"

Battle Mode Start! OH NO! It's not Beethoven, but a very crappy substitute!

Almost immediately, Ludwig started playing Kirby's Theme Song, hindering Pikario, because it's so freakishly cute!

Pikario covered his ears! "IT'S... TOO... CUTE...! DAMN IT!"

Chuigi glared at him! "What the hell's wrong with you? It's not that bad..."

"It seems that you're not physically in-tune with the world, so shit like this doesn't bug you!" Ludwig shouted, seeing as Chuigi wasn't affected!

All of a sudden, the Evil People from Nintendo appeared out of nowhere!

"Ludwig von Koopa, you are now under arrest!" the Evil People from Nintendo said!

Ludwig sweatdropped! "What for?"

"For impersonating Beethoven, trying to destroy the Hoogivezahkrap Kingdom, and smuggling underage Bob-ombs across the border for immoral purposes!" the Nintendo folk continued!

"Madness! I didn't do that crap!" Ludwig scoffed, slapping the side of his nonexistent piano!

Just then, a whole shitload of cute, baby Bob-ombs fell out from underneath Ludwig's nonexistent piano!

One poor, little Bob-omb thingy started crying! "Please help us! The mean guy with the wig said he was gonna touch us meanly if we didn't do what he said and it scared me!"

Chuigi rubbed his chin! "It was the perfect plan!"

Pikario crossed his arms and nodded like he knew what he was talking about! "We should've seen it earlier!"

Ludwig sweatdropped! "What the hell? How'd you know?"

"We are the Evil People from Nintendo! WE KNOW ALL!" one evil person said!

"And that bitchy old lady, Beldam tipped us off!" one of the smart-asses added!

Ludwig banged the piano! "Damn, you Beldam! Why'd you have to go and spill the beans?"

Then, Beldam appeared out of nowhere! "I'm not going down like this without taking someone with me, you son of a bitch!"

"Hey, you can't be out here!" Evil People from Nintendo shouted, grabbing Beldam!

Ludwig started choking Beldam! "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU WHORE!"

Beldam started choking Ludwig! "YOU SHOULD'VE ALREADY SHIPPED THE BOB-OMBS TO HOLYCRAPITS6:47PMANDTHERESNOTHINGWECANDOABOUTIT TOWN, YOU FREAK!"

"Stop this nonsense! You two can fight in NINTENDO JAIL! FUFUFUFU!" the Evil People from Nintendo exclaimed, hauling Ludwig and his nonexistent piano of DOOM off to jail with Beldam, who still trying to get out, but can't!

Battle Mode Completed! What? Ludwig was arrested, so what else can we do?

Pikario frowned. "Well, that was stupid..."

Chuigi also frowned! "Like everything else isn't?"

"So... what do we do now?" one of the cute, little Bob-ombs asked!

Pikario shrugged. "Stay here and eventually commit suicide by blowing yourselves up?"

"Okay! Cool!" And the Bob-ombs bounced off to do just that!

Yay! Not only did the Evil People from Nintendo catch yet, another evil bad guy disliked by the Authoress, but Pikario persuaded a large group of innocentchildren to eventually commit suicide! IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN ABURBT END, OR WHAT?

Authoress' Notes: Hmm... I've just realized that for a number of my stories, I forgot to put a disclaimer in, and since I'm too lazy and unmotivated to do that right now, I'll say it here for this one. I DO NOT OWN ANY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS FROM THIS GAME, JUST THEIR POKéMON FORMS, WHO I MADE UP! Thank you. :P