Authoress' Notes: My Evil School starts back soon, so I'm gonna be updating this story about once a week until it's finished in order to speed things up. That is all.

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 20: Koopaling Fight #5: Roy's Pink Don't Shrink! The Reluctant Assault of Chicken Miasma Productions!

Ever since Pikario & Chuigi have realized they don't have to doing anything or go anywhere to find the Koopalings, they are currently taking a nap! Well, whoever said progress is the next step to completion never met these two... My god, what the hell am I talking about?

Meanwhile!

Bowletta sat in her throne! "Well, Ludwig went to jail... Can't say I didn't see that one coming..."

"Larry's done with his bath now! HE'S GOING NEXT!" Wendy screeched!

"But I have to lotion first! And I have to brush my teeth, comb my hair, clean my shell, sharpen my nails..."

"Yeah, Wendy! Stop being a bitch and leave Larry alone!" Bowletta growled!

"Why can't we all just be... pink?" Roy calmly advised!

Bowletta frowned. "What?"

"Are you high?" Wendy asked.

"And why is Kirby here?" Larry also asked.

"I really don't know," a randomly-placed Kirby said!

Roy made a stance! "Kirby's here because he knows that the pink don't shrink!"

Wendy twitched. "...That's... that's really gay, Roy... I can't believe you actually said that..."

"I can't believe it's not butter!" Larry randomly spat!

Bowletta booted Roy and Kirby out the door! "You're creeping me out with your love of pink and Kirby's not supposed to be here, so YOU go now!"

With Da Brothers!

Pikario awoke and almost instantly kicked his brother into lava! "Wake your ass up..."

Chuigi came back and shrugged. "In case you haven't noticed, I'm immune to that now..."

"Oh, I noticed a long time ago," Pikario shoved him into the magma yet again! "I just like seeing your reaction..."

"You're a sick ass..." Chuigi grumbled!

"Thank you..." Pikario mumbled, not completely awake!

Then, Roy and Kirby appeared on a nuclear bomb!

"Surrender, or face the inevitable doom that is pink!" Roy demanded!

"Yeah, what he said!" Kirby agreed!

"Man, what's your deal?" Chuigi frowned!

"And why is Kirby here?" Pikario asked!

"He's gonna be helping me fight you guys!" Roy answered!

"What? Just because I don't know what I'm doing here doesn't mean I ever wanted to fight anybody!" Kirby protested!

"I'll pay you!" Roy quickly responded!

Kirby sucked up the nuclear bomb and turned into Bomb Kirby! "Okay!"

"Gimme a break..." Pikario grumbled at Kirby's naïve stupidity!

"Y'know what they say; Money can truly break a man... or whatever the hell Kirby is," Chuigi said randomly!

Battle Mode Start! T3H PEENK DONT' SHREENK! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Hey, you see Bomb Kirby here? Yeah, well, um... Ya gotta beat me before he, like, blows up and stuff, or you'll die... AND STUFF!" Roy said!

Bomb Kirby waved! "Hi, guys! Look! I'm a malevolent threat and you can't stop me!"

"You can't do that! HAL Laboratories is gonna kick your ass for that!" Pikario pointed out.

Chuigi frowned. "Dude, why are you using Kirby? Can't you use a... Bob-omb, or something?"

Roy shrugged! "Because I want pink... and Kirby's pink, so yeah!"

"Pink sucks!" Pikario laughed!

WE INTERRUPT THIS IDIOTIC CHAPTER'S BROADCAST TO BRING YOU A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

Due to that very rude and untrue comment, Pikario will now be struck by angry, pink lightning, courtesy of the Almighty Authoress. We are not, in any way, responsible for the outcome of what our employees say and/or do, therefore, they are often disciplined in a decent manner (Unless otherwise stated). We here at Chicken Miasma Productions are truly sorry for this inconvenience.

Also, even though he works for HAL Laboratories, Kirby is not being paid for his role in this Chapter because I gave him an Oreo cookie and he liked it.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THIS CRAZY-ASS CHAPTER ABOUT PINK STUFF

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Ouch..." a now fried Pikario coughed!

"That's one turn down!" Kirby reminded everyone, holding up a sign with badly drawn 7 on it!

"No fair! We haven't even attacked yet!" Chuigi complained!

"But the Authoress did, so that's one turn!" Bomb Kirby responded!

Chuigi sweatdropped! "Uh..."

"Now it's my turn!" Roy declared!

Roy used PINK! Pikario & Chuigi were Pwn3d!

Chuigi frowned. "What? Dude, you didn't even do anything..."

Pikario did something and Chuigi ended up in the lava! "DUDE! WE WERE PWN3D! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?"

"That's two turns down!" Bomb Kirby reminded everyone, holding up a sign with badly drawn 6 on it!

Pikario was outraged! "WHAT?"

"You kicked Chuigi into the lava and he didn't do anything!" Bomb Kirby explained!

"This is bull crap! We're losing!" Pikario groaned!

"Kirby, cut us some slack! You know we never have legal RPG battles!" Chuigi pleaded!

Bomb Kirby shrugged! "Sorry guys, but I'm getting paid for this!

"I'll give you a cookie," Pikario bargained!

Kirby's eyes widened! "Chocolate chip?"

Pikario shrugged. "Why not?"

"SWEET!" Bomb Kirby grabbed the cookie and turned back to normal! "You're on your own, Roy! My cookie ownz0rz!"

Roy sweatdropped. "What?"

Due to the fact that Roy is man enough to like pink in a stylish way and he's the Almighty Authoress' 3rd favorite Koopaling, Pikario & Chuigi are not allowed to kill him!

Pikario looked up at the ceiling! "STOP CHANGING THE PLOT!"

"Wow, I'm a free man... er, Koopa... or whatever..." Roy rejoiced!

Battle Mode Completed! Um... Okay?

"Well, now what? We can't kill this guy!" Chuigi shouted!

Roy scratched his head. "Actually, I never wanted to fight in the first place... So, would it make any difference if I just left?

Pikario rolled his eyes. "Not to me..."

"And I'll come, too! It's not like I have anything else to do right now..." Kirby said, finishing off his cookie!

"Why don't we go on a random expedition to find the perfect shade of pink?" Roy suggested!

"Okay!" Kirby agreed!

And so, Roy and Kirby jumped on a random, pink balloon that just happened to appear out of nowhere and dispersed to places unknown!

"Are we ever gonna get out of this place?" Chuigi growled, pulling on his ears!

"Probably not... Wanna go spit in the lava and then say we didn't do it?" Pikario asked!

"Eh, okay..." Chuigi concured!

And so, Pikario & Chuigi went off to go spit in the lava and make the Magikoopas mad, and then piss them off even more by lying about it! That cruel AND unusual!

Authoress' Notes: Why ARE those Bob-ombs pink? ...Eh, whatever... Oh, and sorry for not using your ideas in this Chapter, Lord Luffy; I kinda already had it planned it out, ya know... And the slight mentioning of Chicken Miasma Productions is just an inside joke that nobody is supposed to get. :P