Authoress' Notes: DIE, DOME ACE TUCKER, YOU GIRLY FREAK! Anyway, Chapter 21 is finally here! I suggest it be checked out!
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 21: Koopaling Fight #6: Wendy and the Confusing Logic! The Evil People from Nintendo Strike Back... WITH PROCESSED CHEESE!
And so, having recently been pwn3d by Roy and the color pink...
Chuigi shook his fist at the ceiling! "We would've killed him if we were ALLOWED to!"
SILENCE, PUNY MORTAL! ...Anyway, having recently been pwn3d by Roy and the color pink... Pikario & Chuigi continue on in Bowser/Bowletta's castle thingy, knowing that they only have 2 more Koopalings left! THANK GOD!
Meanwhile!
Fawful held up a Nintendo Revolution! "Bowletta! Nintendo has the Revolution, of which shall be in the great greatness, because of the DVD, GameCube discs, and possibly CD playage it possesses!"
Bowletta grumbled! "That's great and all, but I'm almost out of kids to fight with!"
"Ooh, ooh! Do I get to fight Pikario next?" Larry asked, with his cute naiveté!
Wendy inched away. "Yeah... let him go next..."
Bowletta grabbed Wendy and shook her! "You've been acting like a sorry, old stupid bitch ever since Pikario got here! Why don't YOU do something for a change?"
"Whaddya yelling at ME for? Larry wants to go next, damn it, so let him go!" Wendy struggled!
"Your nails are dry and you haven't stripped yet, so your punishment is to go fight Pikario next!" Bowletta growled, still shaking Wendy!
"Pretty please with Nintendo 64s and Super Nintendos on top, can I go?" Larry pleaded!
"Here! Have a pizza!" Bowletta threw a pizza at Larry!
Larry caught it! "YAY!"
Wendy frowned! "Hey!"
"Hay is for Ponytas, Rapidashes, and maybe even Camerupts, but you will not refer to me by that name!" Bowletta lectured!
Wendy flipped of Bowletta! "Fuck you! I already told you; I CAN'T STRIP! I'M NAKED!"
Bowletta launched Wendy out the door like a football! "Excuses, excuses! GET TO STEPPIN'!"
Back with the idiots!
Pikario walked over to some pipes in Wendy's Room! "Hm... pipes..."
Chuigi eyed him! "I just know you're trying to make a dirty joke out of this..."
"That I am!" Pikario gloated, sitting on the edge of one of the pipes, drinking one of his randomly-placed beers!
Chuigi sat on another pipe, opposite of his brother; unfortunately, he just remembered he was a Raichu, so he fell in and got ass stuck! "DAMN!"
Pikario frowned, obviously not amused! "Eww... You better hope nobody comes out of that..."
Then, Wendy popped up! Thankfully, she came out of the middle pipe!
"Hey, bastards! Get the hell over here and fight me before I kick your asses!" Wendy growled!
Pikario continued drinking his beer! "I don't feel like it..."
"Damn it! Will someone get me out of this freaking pipe?" Chuigi complained, not hearing a word Wendy said!
Wendy grumbled! "Listen, do you guys wanna fight or what, because I want to go back to my room and watch TV!"
"This IS your room!" Pikario spat!
"And I don't see a fucking TV!" Chuigi added, his ass still stuck!
Wendy freaked out! "The hell? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY TV?"
Pikario threw his beer bottle away! "You didn't have a TV!"
"Pikario's right... for once..." Chuigi mumbled!
"Besides, if you wanted to watch it so bad, why weren't you here when we came in?"
"Dad's turned into an evil transsexual and he won't let us leave his room until either you're dead, he's dead, his freaky Aipom sex partner is dead, we're all dead, or Shigeru Miyamoto is dead!"
Pikario sweatdropped! "You didn't have to say that last thing! You'll jinx us!"
"And that's not Bowser, it's Bowletta! Bowser may be stupid, but I don't think he's gay," Chuigi chimed in.
"What about Iggy?" Pikario reminded his brother!
Chuigi frowned. "Oh, yeah..."
Wendy waved her arms! "HELLO? You're supposed to fight me now!"
Pikario threw his beer bottle at Wendy. "Shut up, Wendy! We're talking over here!"
"Maybe Bowser's a transsexual!" Chuigi suggested!
"No, that's BOWLETTA!" Pikario reminded Chuigi of what he said earlier!
"He could've been one before she possessed him! Maybe that's why went after him!"
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"NOTHING makes any sense!"
"Then why does he keep stealing Peach?"
"Because he's trying to confuse us by acting like he's a gay homosexual, when, in fact, he's actually a straight homosexual!"
"You can't be a straight homosexual, retards!" Wendy butted in, mad that no one was talking to her!
"Nobody asked you, Wendy!" Pikario snapped!
"Yeah! Why don't you go strip, or something?" Chuigi taunted!
"All right, that's it! We're fighting now!" Wendy jumped out of the pipe and flicked Pikario on the nose, therefore, starting a battle!
"Hey, you can't do that! I'm incapacitated!" Chuigi shouted, not able to fight for a certain reason!
Wendy shrugged! "Not my problem!"
Battle Mode Start! Oh, crap! Wendy went to JC Penny's and bought a shitload of gaudy and overpriced jewelry to fling at people! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Wendy waved her arms around! "Now, you shall face your doom!"
Pikario picked his nose! "By what?"
"MY GAUDY AND UNFASHIONABLE JEWELRY! GAH HA HA HA HA HA!" Wendy shouted!
Pikario took out another beer! "Whatever..."
Wendy used Gaudy Jewelry! She threw an earring at Pikario!
"Now, die!" Wendy demanded in a strange kind clichéd way that most of us probably aren't familiar with, making it ironic and completely irrelevant to this story!
Pikario used Confusing Logic!
"How can you do that? You don't even have any ears!" Pikario pointed out!
Wendy sweatdropped, seeing as her attack was countered! "Aw, damn!"
Pikario popped open another beer! "And don't even try using your bracelets, because we all know they're just special lighting effects, like the ones you see at raves!"
Wendy scoffed! "WHAT? How the hell did you know that? Did Ludwig tell you?"
Pikario narrowed his eyes! "When I'm drunk, I know everything..."
Battle Mode Completed! Since Pikario knows everything, there's no point in continuing this battle!
Wendy groaned. "Great! NOW what?"
"You could become a stripper," Chuigi suggested, finally getting himself out of the pipe.
Wendy massaged her head in aggravation! "No, I can't! I'm not wearing any clothes!"
"That's the point!" Chuigi laughed!
Wendy scowled. "What?"
"Anybody can be a stripper, just as long as you don't commit yourself to adultery!" Chuigi explained.
Wendy perked up. "Really?"
"Why not? Nothing else here makes sense..." Chuigi shrugged.
"True," Pikario nodded, somehow sober again!
"Great! And I can also make enough money to trick Nintendo into making more Mario spin-offs! It's the perfect idea!" Wendy continued on with the senselessness!
Then, the Evil People from Nintendo appeared!
"What a great idea! Trying to trick us into making a Mario game out of every damn sport ever known to man!" one evil dude said!
"Like Golf!" Another added!
"And Go-Kart Racing!" Another said!
"And Tennis!"
"And Baseball!"
"And Soccer!"
"And Bowling!"
"Football!"
"Hockey!"
"Volleyball!"
"Basketball!"
"DODGEBALL!"
"Not to mention the other 8,303,282,747,601 Mario Parties we have to do!" some other guy said!
Wendy smiled! "Success!"
"But we'll only do this if you come strip for us!" a guy said!
"Do I get paid?" Wendy asked!
The Evil People nodded! "WITH PROCESSED CHEESE!"
"Count me in!" Wendy agreed!
And so, they all walked off, happily after ever... and shit.
Chuigi sweatdropped. "I just don't understand it..."
Pikario passed him a beer! "Don't bother; it'll eventually lead to suicide..."
Authoress' Notes: Sorry this chapter was so late, but a whole lot of shit came up and I got lazy! Chapter 22 will be up on Saturday, most likely, despite the fact that it hasn't been an entire week yet. Also, except Chapter 6 of "BOA" on Saturday (possibly earlier!), Chapter 9 of "LIUITSV" on Friday and Chapter 3 of "PS" next week, maybe.