Authoress' Notes: Sheesh, I'm running out of things to say/talk about, but I DO want to address Mike, one of my Reviewers. First off, my profile is degrading? What does that have to do with the story? It's just there for my own reference and updates so I can keep up with what I've done. I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. Second, don't think of this as 'bad humor', more like 'stupid humor', which it should be; that's what makes funny (To most people), not to mention the sex-crazed lunatics. Third, I use the exclamation mark a lot because, IMO, it's funny to constantly have the plot screaming at you. I'll try to lighten up on it, but I will continue to do it. Fourth, 'orgasming' isn't a word and you shouldn't be disappointed that everybody likes this story; it's their own opinions, you know. Thank you for the comment on "BOA" and trust me, I don't consider this as a flame. (But you could stand to be a little more optimistic) The point of most of my humor stories is to make them as stupid as possible, so people get more laughs out of them, but trust me, I can write a WHOLE lot better. Don't judge me on what I write in Humor, judge me on more serious stories and you'll see what I mean.
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!
Chapter 22: Koopaling Fight #7: Larry and Human-Hungry Oho Jees! The Battle Consisting of Well-Known People!
OHMUHGAWD! It's finally come down to this! Pikario & Chuigi only have one more Koopaling to fight, then it's all over! ...Well, not really... After that, they have to fight Fawful, the Bowletta, and then her ghost... other shit like that. Either way, it seems that they both have a lot going for them...SELVES!
Chuigi was sitting around! "Man, we've got absolutely NOTHING going for us..."
Pikario sweatdropped. "Shut up..."
Just then, the Red and Blue Oho Jees jumped out of Pikario & Chuigi's possessed suitcase for no apparent reason and because I think Wynauts are cute, not to mention the fact these guys deserve another appearance and if I don't do it, then puppies will cry! OH NO!
Pikario frowned. "What the hell?"
The Red Oho Jee ran off! "I want to play some golf!"
The Blue Oho Jee followed him! "Me, too!"
So, the two just, like, ran off and stuff!
Chuigi raised an eyebrow. "Now, what?"
Pikario's eyes went wide. "Oh, crap! Those things were for Peach! She'll kill me if I don't get them back!"
Chuigi scowled. "If those things were meant for Peach, why didn't you give them to her earlier?"
Pikario kicked Chuigi... that's right! Into the lava, yet again! "Don't ask stupid questions! Maybe because I didn't feel like it, OKAY?"
Meanwhile!
Bowletta was shocked! "OH, SHIT! I'M DOWN TO MY LAST KID!"
"Of the don't you shall forget me, O Great Bowletta thingy!" Fawful reminded her.
Larry bounced up and down. "Yay! I get to fight Pikario now!"
Bowletta grabbed Larry and shook him! "You'd best kill and/or pwn Pikario & Chuigi, or I will personally kill and/or pwn YOU!"
Larry frowned. "My pee pee hurts..."
Fawful sweatdropped. "Huh?"
Bowletta also sweatdropped! "What the hell?"
Larry smiled stupidly. "HA! I'm joking! But that just goes to show you that trying to skin a two-legged boar with your teeth isn't the best idea, especially, if you're standing on top of a middle-aged Mexican man with diabetes!"
Fawful was at a loss for words! "...What?"
Bowletta tossed the confused Larry out the door. "GET PIKARIO & CHUIGI!"
Back with Pikario & Chuigi, who were currently chasing after their escaped Oho Jees that were for Peach for some unexplained reason!
Chuigi called out to the Oho Jees. "Hey, Wynaut thingies! If you come with us, we'll give you candy!"
"Or maybe even a Nintendo Revolution!" Pikario added.
"And cheese!"
"And a 15-minute dental plan!"
"A broken cell phone!"
"A rabid squirrel!"
"Shigeru Miyamoto!"
Pikario whacked his brother. "Asshole! You can't give them Shigeru Miyamoto!"
"Like we can give them a Revolution, even if we HAD one?" Chuigi grumbled, rubbing his head.
The Red Oho Jee peaked around a conveniently-placed barrel, as they were in Larry's Room. Convenient! "We want Britney Spears!"
"And maybe Mike Jones!" the Blue one added.
Pikario frowned. "What the hell?"
"We can't give you Mike Jones! What about Satoshi Taiji?" Chuigi shouted.
Pikario kicked him in the stomach! "SHUT UP!"
Just then, Larry appeared, in a poof of maggot-infested ham...! Wait... EWW! THAT'S SICK!
"Hi, guys! I've come to play with you!" he greeted.
Pikario sighed. "Oh, great..."
"Aren't you guys dead, YET?" Chuigi groaned.
Larry fiddled with his hands. "Um, I'm kinda the last one..."
Pikario threw his hands up! "THANK GOD!
Meanwhile, in Heaven!
Ho-oh waved at Pikario! "Sure, no prob!"
Iggy appeared randomly! "Hey, you guys! Thanks for killing me! Now I can be a zombie and rise from the dead like I've always wanted to!"
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Back on Earth!
Larry changed the dumb subject! "Anyway, how about we play Tennis? I've always loved Tennis! I love it so much, that I capitalize it everytime I say it in a sentence! I even have my own Tennis Racket! See? It has spikes and stuff, because my dad said it made me look like a man, even though I'm not one! Did I mention that I love Tennis? I've always loved Tennis! I love it so much, that I capitalize it everytime I say it in a sentence! I even have my own Tennis Racket! See? It has spikes and stuff, because my dad said it made me look like a man, even though I'm not one! Did I mention...?"
"Dude! Shut up!" Pikario growled.
Larry waved his racket around and took out one of the random baby Bob-ombs that Ludwig was trying to swindle over the border! "Okay! Let's play Tennis now!"
Hearing the word "Tennis", the Red Oho jumped out from behind the barrel! "Tennis? More like SOCCER!"
"Or BASEBALL!" the Blue Oho Jee added!
Larry served them the baby Bob-omb! "YAY!"
"OH NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE! MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!" the bomb thingy squealed.
Fortunately for the Bob-omb thingy, it landed safely in the lava and died a quick and horrible death... Oh, wait! That's bad!
Meanwhile, in Heaven!
The Bob-omb thingy appeared with a POOF! "Where am I...?"
"You're dead!" Ho-oh announced!
The bomb freaked out! "WHAT?"
"Aw, don't worry about it; You can turn into a Boo and kill people just for fun!" Ho-oh explained.
"AND you can become a zombie and rise from the dead and terrorize people!" Iggy added.
The baby bomb was happy. "YAY!"
Back on Earth!
Pikario looked up at Ho-oh and the baby Bob-omb. "Well, that was weird..."
"I still think tennis sucks!" the Red Oho Jee pointed out.
Larry suddenly got pissed! "WHAT?"
Pikario raised an eyebrow. "Sheesh... Talk about a mood swing..."
"Must be his time of the month..." Chuigi replied, a dumb look on his face.
Pikario shook his head. "That's so stupid, I can't even think of a good reason to hit you..."
"Then we shall fight you to the death to see which is better: Baseball or tennis!" Blue Oho Jee challenged!
Battle Mode Start! Look! The Oho Jees are going to fight! YAY...Wait a minute...
Larry was mad! "HOW DARE YOU STOP ME FROM PLAYING TENNIS? YOU SHALL PAY!"
Chuigi sweatdropped. "Dude, chill..."
Pikario looked around. "So... Are we fighting or what?"
The Red Oho Jee was excited! "Baseball's where it's at, DAWG!"
Blue Oho Jee used Condoleezza Rice! JUSTICE WAS SERVED, NOT TO MENTION RICE!
Larry smiled. "Ooh, rice! I love rice... Hey, wait! WHERE'S THE BUTTER?"
Red Oho Jee used the Colonel from KFC! Chicken was served with the rice!
Chuigi put his arms behind his back. "So... I guess we're not fighting, huh...?
Pikario hit him for, like, the 30,384,849 time! "No shit, Sherlock!"
The Blue Oho Jee smiled, hearing Pikario. "Good idea!"
Chuigi grimaced. "Huh?"
Blue Oho Jee used SHERLOCK HOLMES! ALL THE MYSTERY CASES WERE SOLVED!
Pikario couldn't help but make a face. "What the hell...?"
"These guys fight even worse than we do... I mean, come on! Sherlock Holmes? You can't do that!" Chuigi complained!
Larry could help but laugh at the chaos. "Wow! This is even funner than Tennis! Dad was right; killing Pikario IS fun!"
"Yeah, too bad I'm over here," Pikario bluntly remarked.
Larry sweatdropped. "Oops?"
"Hey, I know what'll cheer you up!" Red Oho Jee said.
Red Oho Jee used Bill Gates! MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Larry pointed and laughed. "You're right! That's funny AND unorthodox!"
Blue Oho Jee did something! "What about this?"
Blue Oho Jee used Michael Jordon! BASKETBALL!
Larry shrugged. "Eh..."
"Or this?" Red Oho Jee asked.
Red Oho Jee used Paula Abdul! IT'S AMERICAN IDOL! OH NO!
Larry laughed. "That show always cracks me up! Okay, my turn!"
Larry used Veronica Taylor! Oh no! Weird voice-acting from Ash, Misty, and presumably May!
"Wow, original! I never would've though of that!" the Red Oho said.
"Well, what about this?" Blue Oho Jee laughed.
Blue Oho Jee used CHARLES MARTINET! OMGLOLEETZSOOPURMAHREEOHLOLOMFG!
"This is getting out of hand..." Chuigi mumbled, becoming extremely bored.
Pikario looked at a clock impatiently. "Yeah! Battles don't usually last this long! Hurry up!"
"Hey, guys! Let's not fight anymore and be friends!" Larry suggested.
"Sure!" Red Oho Jee agreed.
"And we can agree to disagree on the whole Baseball/Tennis issue!" Blue Oho Jee added.
Battle Mode Completed! Yay for Love, Peace, and Happiness!
"Finally..." Pikario griped.
"So, what are you gonna do now?" Chuigi asked Larry.
Larry looked down. "Um..."
"You wanna go back to the Oho Oasis? We can play Baseball/Tennis and DJ old skool hip-hop on loud speakers that can be heard all the way in Dreamland!" the Blue Oho Jee suggested.
"No, cause I need you to give to Peach, for some unexplained reason!" Pikario reminded them.
The Red Oho Jee gave Pikario an Oho Jee (COUGHWynautCOUGH) Doll! "Take this! Chicks dig dolls!"
Pikario took it! "Sweet! I'll totally score with this!"
"So, how do we get there?" Blue Oho Jee asked.
"We can take Dad's Koopa Cruiser! He never uses it anymore, now that he's a transvestite..." Larry sweatdropped.
"All right! Cool!" Red Oho Jee remarked.
Chuigi grimaced. "What... is... WRONG with you guys?"
Larry, the Red and Blue Oho Jee all answered, "We really don't know!"
And with they all got into Bowser's Koopa Cruiser that had randomly appeared out of nowhere and flew off, never to be heard from again!
Pikario squinted. "Um... yeah..."
Chuigi pouted. "Can we go now?"
Pikario smirked stupidly, thrusting Chuigi into the lava yet again! "Sure... WHY NOT? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Okay, that was stupid... Shut up..."
Finally! Now that Bowletta's out of stupid kids to kill Pikario & Chuigi with, the only thin left between them is Fawful... Oh this is gonna be good...
Authoress' Notes: ...And so, ends the Koopaling Fights saga! Yay, now we can fight the presumably incorrect Fawful! ...Okay, so all my updates were late! BIG DEAL! At least I'm TRYING to do them!