Authoress' Notes: And then there were 2! Only Fawful and Bowletta are left, then we can call it a day! ...Kinda...

Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga!

Chapter 23: Fawful's Super Bad Fighting and Super Bad Punishment!

HOORAY! All of Bowser/Bowletta's kids are dead! Now she can finally stop stalling her ass and get it kicked like she was supposed to in the first place!

Pikario ran like mad towards the Super Big Door Thingy That Leads to Bowletta's Room! "Quick, Chuigi! Before Nintendo thinks up another stupid excuse for us not to fight the last boss again!"

Chuigi trotted along without a care in the world. "Yeah, yeah... I'm coming..."

Meanwhile!

Bowletta ran around in circles! "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! THEY'RE COMING! I THOUGHT THEY'D BE DEAD BY NOW! DAMN IT, FAWFUL, WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO?"

Fawful sweatdropped. "Um..."

She then stopped and looked at him evilly! "Wait a minute..."

The creepy Aipom sweatdropped again! "Of the way that being the 'no' to you! ME against those guys of doom using you are not! Why not kick their asses you do?"

"Because I don't feel like fighting those freaks again! All they do is cheat, lie, fart, and make very bad and sexually disturbing jokes!" Bowletta complained.

Fawful begged to differ. "The thing of what you just said is not an excuse!"

Bowletta chased Fawful out the door! "Who cares? If Nintendo's not going to get off their lazy asses and do something about this, then I'll just have to do it for myself, won't I?"

"I am supposing the so!" Fawful shouted, pathetically running off!

Meanwhile, right outside the Super Big Door Thingy That Leads to Bowletta's Room, over a boiling pit of lava, Pikario was running, with Chuigi skipping along after him!

Seeing as Chuigi wasn't in the least worried about anything, Pikario pushed him into the lava! "DAMN IT! HURRY YOUR ASS UP ALREADY!"

Chuigi eyed him. "My ASS cannot hurry up if I don't want it to..."

Then, a big Aipom Robot Thingy came out of the lava!

Pikario was confused! "Um...?"

Chuigi started to run away! "A DEMON! HE'LL KILL US!"

Pikario flung Chuigi into the lava again! "Asshole, that's a freaking robot!"

Then, the Aipom Robot Thingy opened up and Fawful came out, dressed up like Michael Jackson! OMG!

"What the hell?" Pikario frowned.

"Like I said: A DEMON! HE'LL KILL US!" Chuigi proclaimed, trying to run away again.

"Of the sparkling fury I have upon you! Behold in anger shall you asses have at me, because I be the using of my Robo-Aipom head, that has been smartly made after my smart brain to kill all of you!" Fawful proclaimed.

Pikario poked the Robo-Aipom! "This thing looks retarded..."

"He said he made it after himself, so that would explain some things..." Chuigi added, somehow coming back, even though he didn't really run away to begin with! OMG!

"I, being the great Fawful I am will be the killing of you and do you of the knowing why?"

"Because Tuesdays are evil?" Chuigi guessed.

"Because Honey Mustard is cool and it kicks all the other Mustards' ass?" Pikario guessed, knowing it wasn't the right answer, but that it was very true!

"NO!" Fawful shouted. "Because it is of the fact that I shall have a shitload of fury on you both and the dying you will do, because I am the saying so! Bowletta feel not like fighting she, so I do the taking over and stuff! You may have death upon the Koopalings who are very retarded and not smart, but now fight me you must, because don't if you, then shall I spit on you like I on the caricature spit of a kid drawn who is very stupid!"

Pikario looked around. "Are you done?"

Chuigi cleaned out his ears. "I don't even know what's going on anymore..."

"The silence all of you shall have because I am the saying so!" Fawful shouted. "And now, I shall have the battle fighting against you because Nintendo is too lazy to be doing the otherwise!"

Pikario sweatdropped. "I knew it..."

Battle Mode Start! OMG! Fawful thinks he's smarter than Michael Jackson!

"I shall be starting off now and anything you can't be doing of it!" Fawful shouted, jumping inside his Robo-Aipom thingy!

Fawful used BIG HEAD! ALBERT EINSTEIN!

Pikario sweatdropped. "What?"

"HA! That can't work against us because we never went to school, not to mention the fact that we never learned anything!" Chuigi gloated.

"Even an idiot like you should've known that," Pikario added.

"THIS then take, DIPSHITS!" Fawful shouted.

Fawful used Laser Beam Eyes That Are Really Annoying to Avoid So They 0wnz0rs You!

Pikario got hit! "SHIT!"

Chuigi got out the way, but he was mad! "You can't do that! It's a legitimate attack! Do you know how unfair that is?"

Fawful jumped out! "OH CRAPNESS! AH! HOTNESS! HOTNESS!"

Chuigi was confused. "Huh?"

Pikario thought he was talking about him! "Ew, dude! I always knew you were queer, but DUDE!"

Fawful scowled. "I have not the gayness, but the straightness of the man who is me, bitches!"

Pikario sweatdropped. "But I never said that..."

"Of the assumingness you did, though!" Fawful disagreed.

Chuigi used JERSEY MIKE SUB WITH HAM, CHEESE, PICKLES, AND HONEY MUSTARD! YUM!

"Damness of the Authoress for liking that of the food she does!" Fawful said!

Pikario used Stapler That's Next to the Authoress' Computer to staple Fawful!

Fawful got back in his Aipom-thingy! "The funny that shit is not! You can be giving the lockjaw to someone like that!"

Pikario shrugged. "So?"

Chuigi used EVIL PENCIL THE AUTHORESS STOLE FROM SCHOOL, causing Fawful's big, freaky robot thingy to explode

"DAMN!" Fawful shouted, dying because the Authoress thinks it's funny that he pwned by a pencil she stole from her evil school!

Battle Mode Completed! Wow! What a quick match! Fawful may not be Michael Jackson, but that's probably a good thing! ...That was irrelevant...

"CRAP! Of the beating you have against me! Well, then of the fucking I shall do to you!" the Aipom growled.

Pikario shook his head. "That's nasty..."

"Even I wouldn't say something stupid like that. I'd probably just kick ass," Chuigi voiced, but nobody cared!

Then, Peasley appeared on his bean thingy again! He hit Fawful and knocked him into lava, but he came back!

"AH HA! I return! Bet you thought I was dead, huh?" he asked the Bros.

"Not really; I just thought you got fucked, which is pretty much the same thing," Pikario said, as-a-matter-of-factly!

Peasley frowned. "Oh."

Chuigi gave him a thumbs-up! "Hey, man! Great to see to you again, but what the hell took you so long to get here? We've been busting our asses trying to fight these guys!"

Peasley sweatdropped. "Um... I got lost..."

Pikario sweatdropped yet again! "Wonderful..."

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!" Fawful screeched! "Little did you know that you've all fallen into my trap! Now, I can finally kill you all and show Bowletta that I am indeed, NOT gay VERY manly!"

"I NEVER SAID THAT!" Pikario shouted!

"Dude, did you just NOT speak in an incomplete sentence?" Chuigi asked, bewildered.

Fawful looked shocked! "I did? I'M UNCURSED! The curse the evil language of incompletablity has been lifted! I'm a free man... AIPOM... thing!"

"'Incompletablity' isn't a word..." Chuigi pointed out.

"Um..." Fawful said!

Peasley pulled out a sword! "You shall pay for your evil crimes of improper English, even if you were/are/have been cursed! Die, evil...monkey... THING!"

Fawful twitched! "What? But I'm the good guy now!"

Peasley threw Fawful off of Bowser/Bowletta's evil flying ship thingy! "THAT'S NO EXCUSE!"

And so, Fawful died the most horrible death to man, Pokemon, and hardboiled cheese... 937,894,058,363,993 HOURS OF DETENTION WITH BELDAM IN NINTENDO JAIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLE-PUNCHERS!

"And now, you can fight the bastard of all bastards, BOWLETTA!" Peasley announced, starting to leave.

"Then why aren't you fighting her with us?" Pikario asked, annoyed that the prince was going!

"Because...um... Oh, would you look at the time? I HAVE A MANICURE TO GET TO! Make sure to leave some of Bowletta's ass for me, not like I'd want to eat it, or anything!" Peasley waved, flashing, and then flying away!

Chuigi went to the Super Big Door Thingy That Leads to Bowletta's Room! "Well, I guess we have to fight this bag of shit now..."

Pikario decided to take a nap! "Eh, I'll do it tomorrow..."

Chuigi scowled at him. "I thought you wanted to save the princess so damn much!"

Pikario did you-know-what to his brother! "Well, now... I WANT TO SLEEP! Because, as you probably DON'T know, it's time for a..."

CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Authoress' Notes: Bleh. Couldn't think of a better way to end this... Anyway, the great fight of confusion and even more weirdness than usual is next Chapter, which will most likely be on Saturday! Hopefully...