Rumiko Takahashi owns
Ranma.
Warren Murphy and Richard Ben-Sapir (A"H) think
they own The Destroyer, but in truth, it is owned by Master Chiun.
All hail the Master of Sinanju, the perfection that is Sinanju, and
all things Sinanju.
Chapter 4
The scream tore
through the Tendo household. It startled everyone except
Chiun. He had let his senses extend throughout the house as
soon as Ranma was out of his sight. He had noted with pride
(not that he'd admit it to his pupil) how easily Ranma had evaded
Akane's attacks without harming the girl. He'd also noted that
Ranma's breathing and heartbeat indicated a possible attraction to
the girl. All the better, he thought. He also heard the
comment that had left the boy's ego in a shambles. That could
also be advantageous, if handled properly. Sometimes it was
necessary to tear down in order to build. And there was still
much building to be done in Ranma's case. The boy had also seen
Akane naked and vice versa. This would be problematic.
Akane
exploded into the dining room, still screaming, and wrenched the low
table into the air, spilling Chiun and Soun's refreshments.
"Akane,
what is it?" Kasumi asked.
"There's a strange
man in the bathroom!"
Nabiki smirked, "So what's the
table for?"
"I'm going to drown him with it!"
"Uh,
excuse me."
The Tendos turned to look in the direction of
the new voice. There in the doorway stood a boy. He was
tall for a boy his age, with wild, black hair, tied in a pigtail in
the exact same way that Ranma's red hair was. He was wearing
the exact same clothes that Ranma was wearing earlier, but these were
obviously new, because they were clean. And, while the red
haired girl's clothing was loose fitting, the boy's outfit was more
snug, clearly showing that he was in rock hard physical
condition.
"I'm Ranma Saotome, sorry about this."
The boy looked down at his feet in shame.
Chiun reached out
with one hand and deftly plucked the table out of Akane's grip.
"Perhaps now would be a good time to relate Ranma's tale to your
daughter's, Tendo."
A while later, once the dining room
had been tidied and fresh tea had been laid out, they all sat around
the table. "Hearken now, daughters of the karate dancer,
Soun Tendo, to the tale of Chiun the beneficent."
Ranma
snorted in disgust, but Chiun chose to ignore his bad manners.
For
the moment.
"Some twelve months ago, I was traveling
through China, to visit a village of Chinese amazons. Upon my
arrival, the village elder, a most disagreeable woman named Cologne,
had a most odd story to relate. It appeared that a gluttonous
Japanese karate dancer had entered the village with a young girl
during the Amazon's annual fighting tournament. While all the
amazons were busy watching the elder's great-granddaughter's final
bout, the two Japanese had gorged themselves on the winner's prize, a
very large quantity of food.
When the theft was discovered,
the fat karate dancer suggested that the girl fight the champion,
thinking that if she won, the prize would have been hers anyway and
no face would be lost. The girl defeated the Amazon champion
easily. Horrified, the rest of the Amazon tribe attacked the
pair. The fat one perished in the onslaught. But the girl
was captured alive.
The village elder was very
concerned, for tribal law dictated that her great-granddaughter
should avenge her defeat and kill the Japanese girl, yet it was clear
that this was no ordinary girl. She had defeated the Amazon's
most fearsome warrior in fair combat and had held at bay the
murderous wrath of the entire tribe.
The elder went to the
dwelling being used as a prison and discovered the Japanese bathing.
But it was no longer a red haired girl, but the boy you see before
you now. And the boy explained the terrible curse that had
befallen him."
Ranma sat silently through all this.
It was all true. He remembered it so clearly. The
training mission. Jusenkyo. Falling in the cursed
spring of drowned girl and seeing that his manhood had disappeared,
albeit temporarily. Tears of shame and sorrow rolled down
his face.
"The elder was now faced with a bigger
problem. For Ranma was in truth a man. By their law her
great granddaughter had been defeated by a man and must marry him.
But this boy was a pervert, a freak. And such a betrothal would
dishonour her family. Even worse, the boy told her that he and
his father were to return to Japan, where he would fulfill an
engagement contract with another house of karate dancers.
To
the amazons, as with Sinanju, a contract is a contract and must
always be honoured. And so I have brought him to you."
Chiun
folded his hands into the sleeves of his hanbok (there ya go!).
He had neglected to mention the main reason he was in Japan. No
point really. Anyone of even minimal intelligence would know that
there is only one reason the Master of Sinanju would travel from his
home in the west Korea Bay.
He also did not discuss
why he had taken on Ranma as his disciple. In truth, Chiun was
at a loss to understand why himself. Never had anyone but a
Korean from the small village of Sinanju ever been taught the Sun
Source of the martial arts. True, Chiun was getting on in years
and there were no suitable candidates among the boys of his village.
He had no sons of his own, and his one-time disciple Nuihc, Chiun
wanted to retch at the thought of that abomination's name. If
he didn't train someone to be the Master of Sinanju soon, there would
be no more masters after him and his village would perish.
But
was that the real reason? There was something about Ranma.
He learned the proper breathing technique so quickly. And there
were times when the boy seemed to be one with him during training
sessions. Almost as though their souls were joined. There were
times that Chiun would catch himself almost calling the boy his
son.
Soun stood and walked around the stable to Ranma and
placed a hand on the boy's shoulder. "Well Ranma, I see no
reason why we should not still honour my agreement with my dearly
departed friend Genma. Witch of my lovely daughters do you
pick?"
While Ranma choked and sputtered in embarrassment,
Kasumi and Nabiki both shoved their little sister forward.
"Akane would be the best choice!" they chimed in
unison.
"Hey! Why me?"
"Because,"
Kasumi replied, "you don't like boys all that much,"
"And
Ranma's a girl half the time anyway." Agreed
Nabiki.
Akane exploded. "There's no way I'm going
to be married to that pervert!"
"Who are you calling
pervert?" Ranma shot back.
"You looked at me
naked!"
Soun laughed. "They're already acting
like a couple."
"We are not a couple!"
Chiun
was not in the mood for ungrateful children bickering. With his
index finger, he flung Ranma out of the house and into the koi pond
in the backyard.
Ranma emerged from the water and pushed her
wet, red hair out of her eyes. "What did you do that
for?" She bellowed.
"If you are going to
screech like a harpy, you might as well look more like one."
Chiun sniffed.
Ranma stamped her foot. "That's
it! I'm going back to China to find a cure. This is no
time for fiancés." She stopped when she reached
Akane. Ranma wanted to cry. He liked this girl, but she
thought he was a freak. He let his pain speak through him.
"By the way, you took a pretty good look at me in the bathroom
too, you know. And besides, it isn't like you haven't got
anything I haven't already seen on myself half the time."
He turned his back on her and walked toward the front door.
"And I'm better built to boot." He added
scathingly.
"RANMA NO BAKA!" Before even Chiun
could react, Akane picked up the table again and brought it crashing
down on Ranma's head.
