Rumiko Takahashi owns Ranma.
Warren Murphy and Richard Ben-Sapir (A"H) think they own The Destroyer, but in truth, it is owned by Master Chiun. All hail the Master of Sinanju, the perfection that is Sinanju, and all things Sinanju.
Chapter 5
Ranma was unconscious and Chiun was beside himself.
This was not possible, Chiun thought to himself. The girl Akane, upon becoming enraged demonstrated perfect breathing and technique. As soon as she had struck Ranma with the table, she had reverted to the slovenly gulping of air she normally used to breath but, even if only for a moment, this Japanese, this GIRL had the Sun Source within her!
"Daughters of Tendo, see to Ranma's injuries! They are merely scrapes and bruises, so do not pamper him," he commanded. Chiun then grabbed Soun by the ear and dragged him into the dojo.
Once he had closed the door behind him, Chiun flung Tendo to the floor. "Explain yourself Tendo," Chiun demanded. "How is it your youngest offspring can breathe properly?"
Soun Tendo cowered in terror. "I don't know, Master Chiun. I swear to you that I have only taught her what my master taught me."
Chiun cocked an eyebrow. "Your master? Would this be the gutter trash known as Happosai?"
Soun nodded.
"Did that old lecher ever have an opportunity to teach your daughter anything without your knowing?"
"No, Master Chiun. Saotome and I buried him in an avalanche years before I was married. He is long dead."
Chiun drew in a slow breath. He could tell that Soun was telling what he believed was the truth. He decided to tell Soun the real truth and then use the shock to get everything he wanted to know. "You are sloppy and pathetic Tendo, but that is not your fault. You did not learn Sinanju, nor were you raised in Sinanju. You have only learned the pitiful karate dancing. However, you are one of the few true black-belts in the world. So you deserve to know the truth. The foul Happosai lives."
Soun choked and sputtered. "That's not possible, Master Chiun! I saw him buried in the avalanche myself. No man could have survived that!"
"He lives Tendo. He has left a trail of carnage and women's undergarments," Chiun replied with distaste, "from China through Korea to Japan."
Soun trembled in terror. "No! By all that is holy, no. He will surely come for my daughters."
Chiun backhanded Soun, knocking him across the room. "What is so special about your offspring? Answer wretch!"
Soun prostrated himself. "Their mother was a Chinese Amazon, Master Chiun!"
Ah, thought Chiun, the blood will out. This explained everything to him.