Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel.

Conclusion

We burned down the school. So what?

It was all Scott's idea. Sometimes, I think that there's a possibility he did all this just to get me in trouble, knowing that no one could possibly believe that Scott would burn down the school. I stand by my story. I hope all is well at the mansion and with the X-Men, we're doing quite well here. The other kids learned really quick not to screw around with us, especially Jamie. Really, I think it's fairly amusing that I'm one of the world's greatest thieves and ended up in jail after a single day of fun with Scott Summers.

We get out in a week now; we're pretty anxious, especially Scott, who is too pretty for some of the boys that have been here longer. I got out of my duties as man bitch because I told everyone that I was the son of Satan. Sucks to be Scott though. And Jamie, I think Jamie is running Twinkies under the table. The guards haven't quite figured out his mutant powers, so the kids here all get a decent laugh out of multiple Jamies running all over the place.

Juvenile Delinquent Block 3A salutes you, X-Men. You better be ready for us when we get out of here!

Yours Truly,

Remy Lebeau

The End.

Fact: Less than 1/300 people who read this story leave a comment. Is it that bad?