Chapter Two: My Shit!
The Prince sighed at the empty building and looked at the large drug Katamary. He was about to call out to his father when the door burst open and a bunch of drug lords piled in. "What the... Where's the fucking drugs?" They yelled.
The Prince yelled and they spotted him as he sped away. "What the hell is that?" One block drug lord said. "Don't know, but it's dead." They started shooting at the Katamary and the Prince ran, screaming.
With a thunderous flash, The King appeared and swallowed the huge drug ball. "Now I'm hungry Prince." He spied the puny humans shooting at him and he stomped on them. "BACON!" He scooped them up and rode off on the royal rainbow.
"Hey! You forgot me, you huge fat ass!" The Prince bellowed and his pot smoking cousins gave him a boost home...for the price of some incest.
The End
Stupid, I know. Just came to me.