Disclaimer: I am to kind! I can't believe the amount of words I've written! And now another chapter! I am afraid this chap will be short (1000+ words) instead of the usual 3000+ words. I have no idea what to put into my next chap. I think this story may not have another chap for a while, that is until I get my next idea burst. I also wish to note that I have not read the HALO books, so if I get anything about ONI, etc wrong, so don't flame.

Spacefan: yeh, I know. I just can't help it.

Doctor Malcom Betruger: I'm added to your favourites list? I'm so privileged! I am not too sure about the future of both my stories, to be honest. Although, I will try to continue. Don't expect any more chaps for a while, though. Did I just say that?

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Earth

Location: Earth, Human Homeworld

Time/Date: Unknown

The troopship entered the Hanger. It's quadruple engines and numerous thrusters enabled it to do so. The Troopship came to a halt and almost immediately, clamps held the ship in position. A metal door fell open, hitting the floor with a metallic noise. To figures emerged from the darkened ship. One was an Elite, the other a Green warrior known as 'Master Chief'. The two walked up to a group of Marines. One man stood in front of the squad. The man was an Admiral, and two officers, both of whom were holding shotguns, flanked him.

The Admirals name was Admiral Lord Hood. The two 'warriors' stopped in front of the Admiral. The MC gave him a Human salute; the Elite gave him a Covenant salute. The Admiral returned the salutes.

"Lord Hood, it's glad to be back" announced MC, breaking the silence.

"Its good to see you to" said Hood.

"Have I got an appointment with the UNSC Committee?" asked MC.

"You sure do" was Hoods reply. Hood turned to the Elite "this your knew friend?"

"This is Shangelt, the Councillor of the Grunts, Elites and Hunters" introduced MC.

"If it is alright with you Lord Hood, I have brought a squad of Grunts, Elites and Hunters. May they join us?" enquired Shangelt.

"Off course, but they must have their safety's on" answered Hood

"Off course" said Shangelt, making a strange signal towards the Troopship. Immediately, six Specops Grunts, three Zealots and two Hunters. The squad formed a line with a Zealot in the middle and on the sides. The two Hunters stood on either side.

With orders barked from Lord Hood and Shangelt, the Covenant and Humans put their Safeties on.

"Now, to that 'appointment'" said MC and the Humans and Covenant departed.

After a stop at a special dining room for quests and diplomats, the Humans and Covenant entered a corridor that led to a pair of doors that were guarded by two Helljumpers. As the group neared, the Helljumpers saluted. Hood and MC returned the salute. Hood, MC, Shangelt and the two Zealots entered.

The rest stayed outside.

The Zealots stood in the corners of the room, so did five Helljumper. The Conference Table was triangular in shape. On one side sat the ONI representatives, looking moody as ever. On the other side sat the UNSC representatives, looking calm and professional.

Shangelt, Hood and MC sat on the last side.

The Conference had begun.

Outside, a random Marine gave Random Grunt a Shrimp. The Grunt was happy.

Lord Hood stood and addressed the representatives.

"As we are all aware, the Covenant have split up and are now at war with themselves. This gives us the unique opportunity for us to sign a Peace Treaty with one of those groups. May I introduce, Shangelt, the Councillor of the Grunts, Elites and Hunters" announced Lord Hood.

Shangelt stood up; followed by the MC. Dark muttering filled the Conference room.

Then one of the Representatives from UNSC stepped up. MC, Shangelt and Hood sat down again.

"The UNSC wishes to sign this Peace Treaty, but there a problem. The problem is this: how can we trust them? They have been at war with us for 32 years. Many Humans have died and colonies destroyed! How can we trust you?" finished the Representative. More dark mutterings filled the hall.

Then surprisingly, Shangelt stood up.

"My race, the Sangheili or the Elites to you, are a proud race. We are brave warriors; we put trust in those that we ally ourselves with. The Prophets broke our trust by going to war with us. We now despise the Prophets and their allies. We wish to ally ourselves with you as you wish for peace and so do we. I guarantee you our trust. That is, if you give us yours" explained and offered Shangelt.

The UNSC muttered amongst themselves. Then the Representative stood up.

"I have talked with my colleagues and we have decided to accept you into the UNSC. Welcome".

The UNSC Representatives signed the Peace Treaty. Then an ONI Representative broke the silence of the Conference room.

"How can you sign that Peace Treaty? Those beasts are monsters. Wild, savage monsters. How can you make Peace with them?"

The MC stood up. The ONI shrank back. The MC spoke.

"I believe what Shangelt said is right. The Grunts, Elites and Hunters will be our greatest and most trustworthy allies".

The ONI Representative looked around the Conference room. Every eye, except the other ONI representatives, was on him. With a look of utter defeat, the Representative took the Peace Treaty and signed it. The three parties then got up and left via three doors. Outside Hood, Shangelt and MC saw Random Grunt. Random Grunt crawled over to MC.

"Peace dude. I'm, like, having a trip. I can see multicoloured herrings and dancing Shrimps eating purple Cheese. Yum" explained Random Grunt.

The MC threw Random Grunt into a waste disposal chute. The trio carried on their way, followed by the two squads of Humans and Covenant. Random Grunt climbed out of the chute and crawled after them, while trying to eat imaginary porridge and goats (author - yum!).

Disclaimer: I'm not so good when it comes to those sorts of chapters. I'm in a mood for killing people with a coconut today. Where's everybody gone? Dammit! Now I've scared everybody away. Shit. No more reviews! NOOOOOOO!! Seriously, though, I'm not being a psycho here. Now where was I? Oh yeh, NOOOOO!… Hang on a minute, why am I saying 'NOOOO!' for?

Anyway, next chapter will be called… no wait I'm not going to tell you. Wait till next time. Gta5ccjs out.