Okay, thanx so luch for reviewing! Oh, I'm soo happy! My friend's Nikki (not Talia) and Catilin (Ruri) are sleeping over and we're gonna watch Montey Python and the Holy Grail! It's so stupid. Anyways... I really hope you like this chapter. Anyways, this chapter is when Hermione meets Ron. Let's just say, they don't et into a good start...Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters nor do I own the song 'What is thisFeeling?' from Wicked! Damn it...
Hermione: Dearest Darlingest Mother and Father
Ron: My dearbrothers
Both:There's been some confusion
Over rooming here atHogwarts
Ron: But of course, I'll care for Ginny
Hermione: But of course, I'll rise above it
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is...
Hermione: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Ron: Smart
Hermione: What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
Ron:I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you
Hermione: My pulse is rushing...
Ron: My head is reeling...
Hermione: my face is flushing...
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
Hermione: For your face
Ron: Your voice
Hermione: Your clothing
Both: Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Fred and George: Dear Ickle Ronnie, you are just too dumb
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But dear Ronnie, you're a martyr!
Ron: Well... these things are sent to try us!
Fred and George: Poor lil Ronnie, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
Hermione, Ron, and (Fred and George): What is this feeling (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For her face, her voice)
I laid eyes on you (Her clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say:)
My head is reeling (We loathe it all!)
Oh, what is this feeling? (Ev'ry little trait)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes: (Begin to crawl:.)
Ahhh: (Ahhh:)
All: Loathing!
Hermione, Ron, and (Fred and George): There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
So pure, so strong (Loathing)
Fred and George: So strong!
Ron and Hermione: Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing For forever loathing
Truly deeply loathing you!
My whole
Life long!
Ron: Boo!
Hermione: Ah!
Ron: Ha!