Kafka-sprite- Ohhhhh, the evil has just begun! And wait and see what happens to the super pervert! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

Disclaimer: I don't own, or will ever own the rights to "Naruto"… but if I did oh the evils I would unleash! Muhahahahahahaha!

In Each Other's Shoes

Chapter 5: Drunks and Piñatas

Recap:

As he looked at the wall it started to take on a transparent look to it. The wall then faded from site and Naruto could now see the outside area. And on top of the opposite building he saw a figure crouched over writing in a bright orange booklet. If that wasn't enough to give him away its was the classic white hair of the world's most perverted man, Jiriaya.

Outside and across the street from Ten-ten's

Jiriaya sat with one foot on the ledge of a house and observed a number of beauties inside the adjacent one. Damn, they are still clothed! He thought as he extended his specially made telescope that allows him to look through walls and barriers. A slight breeze started to pick up and ruffle the open pages of his notebook. Looking down for a moment and writing down a good page full of notes he peeked back in on the girls and saw one heading down to the bathroom. Bah, I'll just wait till she comes back. Then I can test my new jutsu. As if on cue a huge blush rolled across his face as his eyes rolled up into his skull and a slight drop of drool emitted out of his mouth with a low chuckle.

Back inside the house

Naruto dashed down the hallway with half of his cloths still in the bathroom. As he reached the living room the three other girls there looked in his direction with raised eyebrows.

"Ah, Hinata… what's goin on?" Sakura asked

"We have company, its Er- ah that perverted old man Naruto-kun traveled with, and he's outside on the opposite house!" Naruto shouted to the rest. As so as those words soaked in a huge vein appeared on each girl's head.

"I'm going to kick his ass!" the three responded in unison. Ten-ten brought out a set of kunai and charka enhanced ropes, Sakura pulled on her fingerless gloves while Ino pulled on her chunnin vest. In a puff of smoke the four of them disappeared from the house and appeared behind the distracted Sennin.

During the fact

Jiriaya suddenly snapped back to reality when he thought he heard yelling from down the street. Just a bunch of drunks probably…Jiriaya thought and turned back to peek inside his telescope only to hear the sound again! A vein popped out of his head as he looked around for the source of the noise. Finding none he grumbled as he put his eye to the glass piece… then once again that intolerable noise! I cannot work like this! Jiriaya thought as he swung his telescope toward the source of the noise. The sight he saw made him sick to his stomach.

On a parallel street seven naked and half naked men ran down the street. Oh dear Kami I'm going to be sick! Wha! Is that Naruto?

In fact it was Naruto… err Naruto's body to be specific. As it just happed to be that "special water" Lee and Neji got was in fact sake! (I know no duh… not to mention I bet your wondering why Neji is drunk right? Well lets just say that Lee can be persuasive when he is drunk!) Anyway after a few bottles of the "special water" most of the guys were drunk enough to do almost anything, more to the point they were ready to go streaking when Shino, gasp, shouted it out. Having enough sense not to drink too much Hinata was able to stay somewhat sober and only took off her shirt, in which case she almost blushed. The rest of the gang was already stripped down excluding Chouji, who was wearing only his boxers, and took off down the street whooping like idiots. Which brings us back to Jiriaya… who was now vomiting.

I guess this is divine punishment for all those years of peeping! Jiriaya thought as he wiped his mouth off. Getting back to the task at hand he focused the telescope's lens till he could see… an empty room. Where did they all go?…The bedroom! Jiriaya thought as he swung a few inches over to his left to find only nothing, that is until he heard the puff of smoke, a tell tale sign of a transportation jutsu. Turing on his heel Jiriaya faced something that would make any man in his right mind cry over, four extremely pissed off girls with blades in their hands!

Three of the girls: Sakura, Ten-ten and Naruto/Hinata jumped at the pervert who dodged them by the skin of his teeth. Numerous blades passed over his groin and thigh areas as he ducked and jumped. Ah shit I'm going to be castrated! Jiriaya thought as he dodged a vicious twin blade attack from a girl with her hair in buns. Sticking a finger out a blade made contact with it and sliced it open, spilling the crimson liquid. With a smirk Jiriaya attempted to slam the finger onto the ground only to have a girl with pale eyes grab onto him!

"Oh no you don't Ero-sennin!" She cried out as her hands held tightly to his elbow. "Sakura now heal him before he can summon!"

All Jiriaya saw was a pink haired girl running at him with a green glow around her hands. Hah! Too slow! He thought as he began to shout out the words to summon a toad to carry him away only to watch in horror as the pink haired girl force charka into her feet and jump a good twenty feet towards him and wrap a hand around his finger. The green light grew brighter healing his wounded over. As the healing finished the bubble gum haired girl jumped out of the way . Wha? She had me only to let me go? Why? Jiriaya's question was soon answered has his eyes caught the blond haired girl finish a series of hand seals.

"Shin-tin-shin no jutsu!" Ino yelled out as her mind blasted toward Jiriaya's body.

Jiriaya felt sluggish and numb as the girl shouted out the jutsu. He suddenly went limb against his will then felt another presence in his mind… Ino's presence.

"Shin-tin-shin complete." Ino said while standing up slowly so "Hinata" could get off of her genteelly. "Quick tie me up before I have to release it!"

The three remaining girls grabbed a hold of the charka-enhanced ropes and proceeded to tie up the perverted ninja. They bound his leg together at the ankle and tied his arms to his sides so he could not perform any complicated jutsu and as for the finishing touch they went back into Ten-ten's house and brought out some duct tape to wrap around his hands to stop any one handed jutsus. Around the time they were binding his left hand Ino released her jutsu and drifted back into her body.

"You brats! Do you have any idea who I am? I am Marigh!" Jiriaya screamed at them as they shoved a sock into his mouth to silence him.

"So now what do we do with him?" Ten-ten asked

"Why don't we just leave him here?" Sakura said plainly as she kicked the perv.

"Nah, we can't leave him here! Cause then he can't learn his lesson Big-forehead!" Ino chimed in.

"Well I have an idea." A soft voice said to the group. All heads turned to Naruto doing the best Hinata impression he could. But all the practice in the world couldn't contain his evil grin, which unnerved almost everyone on the roof. "Why don't we hang him from a street light and put some sticks near by?" As she finished her little suggestion a Narutoish laugh escaped her lisps.

"Damn Hinata! You've been hanging around Naruto too much, but hell that is the best idea ever!" Ino screamed and hugged Hinata.

Minutes later

Looking up at their evil work the girls were laughing and pointing at Jiriaya who was hanging low off of a street light. As they laughed they heard the unmistakable sounds of a group of people coming and ducked into the shadows to watch the old perv. get what was his due. All of them then dropped their jaws when who else but the seven streakers showed up on scene.

"Heeey guyyyys, loookie! A piñata!" A nude Neji pointed out extending his arm to point, then randomly struck the "Nice Guy" pose making all the girls, minus Hinata, blush and Ten-ten nosebleeding.

"Come on guys hic, lets break it hic open and see what's inside!" Lee shouted out

At that point all seven of the guys were there with one or two sticks in each hand, all but one of the girls had a nosebleed going, and poor Jiriaya was left weeping like a little baby!

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