Wereio: Well I see what you mean but remember that Hinata is a bit drunk at the time! Not to mention… who is to say Choji hasn't bulked up in the past two and a half years?

Trowamaster: You know I am!

Petals of Paladin: Well I can't wait to read it! And thanks!

Madnarutofan: Bows thank you

Dragon Man 180: Don't know… might work it in there later.

Lunarangel: Twitch… twitch… ok that is perverted!

Disclaimer: I don't own, or will ever own the rights to "Naruto"… but if I did oh the evils I would unleash! Muhahahahahahaha

In Each Other's Shoes

Chapter 6: The Iron Gates and Her

(Ok… for all my sanity I'm going to put this plainly. Jiraiya got the living shit beaten out of him by the drunks, Hinata fainted back at Naruto's apartment… after the rest of the guys ordered a porn on Pay-Per-View (rubs temples… bakas) and Naruto went back to the sleepover with the girls and talked about, what else but the guy's bits. Poor Naruto!)

Tsunade's office…

Jiraiya my love! Come to me! Tsunade called out to the perverted white haired ninja. As they reached each other in an embrace Tsunade saw they were in wedding appeal. Naruto was at the podium in the 4th's coat with the Hokage hat resting on his wild, blond hair. The rest of Kohona was in back of them, most with tears in their eyes and many of the men were holding but copies of "Itcha Itcha Paradise and Violence" in honor of their perverted lord. Kakashi was on the other side of them as Jiraiya's best man with the orange ever-present book pinned against his heart. To her left was her bride's maids: Shizune, Sakura, Hinata and Orochimaru all in white dresses.

"Ladies and gentleman of Kohona!" Naruto's voice boomed over the crowd. "We are gathered here on this lovely day to marry two of the Legendary Sennin, Tsunade and Jiraiya!"

A loud up-roar could be heard from the crowd with applause.

"Now in tradition of marriage does anyone object to this union between these two?" Naruto said with a haunting tone to his voice, across the field knuckles could be heard cracking. "Well since one no objects I must as two very obvious questions. Jiraiya do you take this woman to be you're lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do." Where Jiraiya's only words.

"And to you, Tsunade, take this baka to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do." Tsunade responded in turn.

"Well then! By the power vested in me as the Hokage, I pronounce you both man and wife you may now kiss the bride!" Naruto yelled out loud. In a moment the flowers in Tsunade's hands flew across the people there and landed in the lap of Kabuto. Throwing her arms around Jiraiya's neck their lips locked in a passionate kiss when she felt a hand on her ass…

"Huh?" Tsunade said while picking her head off of her desk, the taste of sake still lingered in her mouth. Well at least it was only a dream… ugh! How could I ever marry that pervert? But it was a nice kiss an… what is that on my ass?

Twisting her head around Tsunade saw Jiraiya's hand groping her ass. Fire instantly burned in her eyes as her fist came in contact with the pervs face, sending him into the opposite wall, in which he became imbedded. Seconds later he fell stiff as a board out of it onto his brushed face. "Ow." Was his only words muttered.

"Serves you right you jerk!" Tsunade yelled at him, a vein popping out of her head.

"Come on Tsunade, it was an innocent touch between old friends… ugh." Jiraiya retorted while picking himself up. Dusting off the drywall dust one could clearly see his multiple brushes and that he was walking bow legged. "The reason I came here was to see if I could have you work your magic hands on my body, I think I might have some broken bones."

Tsunade looked at the old pervert with annoyance and a very little bit of concern in her eyes. "Let me guess the girls at the bath house final caught you?" she calmly said while forcing green charka from her hands healing his wounds.

"A couple of girls strung me up to a lamp post and left me there. Minutes later a bunch of drunks came by with sticks and started to hit me with 'em! And guess who was with them."

"I haven't a clue"

"Naruto! The drunk brat even got in on it!" Jiraiya yelled out in rage as he stood up and tripped over his own feet in the process. Falling forward, Tsunade tried to catch the "old man" but he was moving to fast and got knocked onto her desk being pinned by him, her huge breasts cushioned his face. Before an either one of them could move Shizune stuck her head into the room and saw the two like they were.

"I… I'll leave you two alone!" Was all the poor girl could say before closing the door.

"Jiraiya get off of me!" Tsunade shouted to the giggling Sennin who shot up straight as an arrow at the sound of her voice. Actually that wasn't too bad…

Meanwhile at Naruto's apartment….

Hinata was out cold, the apartment was devoid of other people cause of the alarm clock that went off hours before hand in the living room.. too bad she was in Naruto's room. As she drifted in blissful sleep she suddenly found herself hearing a voice.

Come here Kit! Now!

She started to feel weight to her mind and a falling sensation soon took hold of her. Seconds past till she found herself in a poorly lit sewer like area. As she stood up she noticed that the lights became brighter a bit and the water around her feet started to ebb and flow away. The dull brown walls were soon replaced with pale lavender ones and a very surprised voice.

What the hell? Kit get in here!

Following the voice Hinata slowly took notice to her body… her body. A feeling of relief and joy suddenly overcame her as she jumped up and down with joy. "I have my body back!" She yelled out at the top of her lungs… moments later the lights brightened to make it look like noon on a field. Running down the hall in glee Hinata never noticed the rusty iron gates in front of her till it was too late. Her head connected with the middle section and she fell back into about two inches of water.

Baka…

Hinata sat up right away for the voice she kept hearing was now in front of her. As she looked past the gates she saw absolute horror. For there behind the gates stood a very big fox with nine tails swinging wildly behind it.

You are not the Kit. Who are you? Answer me or I might decide to eat you…
Well that does it for Chapter people! Please review!