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Chapter 2: Saria's House
[It is the next morning. Link is still sleepy because he only got 3 minutes of sleep the night before. Right now him and Saria are sitting by the Old Deku tree talking/arguing].
Saria: I'm sorry Link. I didn't realize that you only got a few minutes of sleep last night.
Link: Yes Saria. I finally fell asleep and you woke me up.
Saria: You don't need to be so cranky.
Link: Why not? I haven't slept in over three. No I'm sorry. FOUR days now. I was busy trying to save this town full of brainless people from a stupid moon and a MASK.
Saria: Why don't you go home and go to sleep. I'll make sure that nobody disturbs you.
Link: Thanks Saria. I appreciate it.
Saria: It's no problem Link. I'm your friend. That's what friends are for.
(Link and Saria walks back to Link's house and finds it flooded out).
Saria: Uh oh. You can't sleep here. Your house is all flooded out. Why don't you sleep at my house? I can get several of us to fix your tree house up.
Link: Alright. Thanks.
(Link goes to Saria's house and lies down on her bed).
Link: This bed isn't very comfortable but I'm so tired I can sleep on nails. (sighs and begins to slowly fall asleep).
Sound FX: Brr brrr brrr brrr
Link: What the heck is that noise? (looks out the window in the direction of his tree house).
[By his tree house several Kokiri are rebuilding several parts to Link's tree house. The noise Link hears are several different power tools (yes power tools) that the kokiri are using to rebuild his house].
Link: Where the heck did they get those power tools? Those don't come into existence for another 1000 years.
Saria: ALRIGHT GUYS! WE WANT ALL THIS DONE BY SUNDOWN. WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE ARE DONE! YOU ALL GOT THAT!! (sees Link and waves at him).
Link: (waves nervously back and closes the window) How can one girl have such a big mouth? Oh well. I'll trust her to get the job done.
[There is a large rumbling sound. Followed by several screams].
Saria: RUN YOU IDIOTS RUN! THE HOUSE IS COLLAPSING!!
Link: I'll pretend that I didn't hear that.
[A few minutes later].
Sound FX: Knock knock knock
Link: Who the heck is knocking on the door?? (Answers the door and sees Mido).
Mido: What are you doing at Saria's house Mr. No-Fairy?
Link: My house was destroyed. Need sleep. Go away please (begins to shut door).
Mido: (stops the door from closing) Wait a second Mr.No Fairy. Saria told me that I could use her high speed Internet.
Link: Internet?
Mido: Yes you got a problem with that?
Link: WE'RE THE KOKIRI! WE DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET!!
Mido: HA! That shows how much you know! The author was kind enough to give it to us along with the power tools.
Link: Oh Deku Tree!. I'm going to sleep. Just try not to be loud and a pain in the butt.
[All is quiet for the next couple of minutes. Link is slowly starting to fall asleep again. Mido is looking at his (um) websites. But unfortunately the peace and quiet (of course!) is interrupted].
Saria: (bursts into the house carrying a barely conscious owl) Link! I found this poor owl beside your house. He's hurt badly. It looks as though he was hit in the head with a large object.
Link: (puts his face down in the pillow) Oh no!
Saria: I'm going to put him on the couch until he is better.
Link: (groans and tries to fall back asleep).
[Later on].
Kaepora Gaebora: I also got hit in the head with a shoe once. But that didn't cause any major damage to my brain.
Link: Could've fooled me.
KG: I also got hit in the head with a shoe once. But that didn't cause any major damage to my brain.
Link: (stares).
KG: What?
Link: Nothing. Never mind (turns around).
KG: I feel so refreshed Link. I must've gotten 15 hours of sleep yesterday. I feel GREAT! Don't you feel great? Because I feel great. I never felt great in all of my life. I slept so great last night.
Link: (eye twitches). Don't you have somewhere to be?
KG: Nope. I don't have anything better to do. There isn't anybody to stalk around here anymore. You're the last person I stalked and that was during the story "Ocarina of Time."
Link: Yes. I do seem to recall that.
KG: Really? I wasn't sure if you remembered me.
Mido: Oh goddesses! Shutup already. You talk too much! (throws a vase a KG but misses).
KG: Better be careful. You almost hit me.
Mido: That was my intention.
KG: Anyways. I really like this forest. I want to live here now.
Link: (sits up quickly) What?!?!?!?!
KG: I decided I want to live here now. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. . .
Link: Oh. . . Din. . .NO! (rushes out of the house screaming). Hopefully my tree house will be fixed by now.
[Link reaches his tree house and stares at the sight before him. His tree house was no longer standing. It was now just a pile of wood on the ground].
Link: (stares) My treehouse!
[There is a loud explosion and Link's tree house catches fire along with the rest of the forest].
Link: Oh Din. I can't stay here because MY HOUSE IS GONE. And I can't go back to Saria's because of that ANNOYING owl. Plus the whole forest is on fire!!
Saria: (approaches Link) Uh Hi Link. Sorry about your house. Don't worry. We'll fix it right after you put the forest fire out.
Link: (glares at Saria and beings to walk towards Hyrule field).
Saria: Link! Where are you going?! You need to put the fire out!!!
Link: To Zelda's! Maybe I can actually get some sleep there!!
Chapter 2: Saria's House
[It is the next morning. Link is still sleepy because he only got 3 minutes of sleep the night before. Right now him and Saria are sitting by the Old Deku tree talking/arguing].
Saria: I'm sorry Link. I didn't realize that you only got a few minutes of sleep last night.
Link: Yes Saria. I finally fell asleep and you woke me up.
Saria: You don't need to be so cranky.
Link: Why not? I haven't slept in over three. No I'm sorry. FOUR days now. I was busy trying to save this town full of brainless people from a stupid moon and a MASK.
Saria: Why don't you go home and go to sleep. I'll make sure that nobody disturbs you.
Link: Thanks Saria. I appreciate it.
Saria: It's no problem Link. I'm your friend. That's what friends are for.
(Link and Saria walks back to Link's house and finds it flooded out).
Saria: Uh oh. You can't sleep here. Your house is all flooded out. Why don't you sleep at my house? I can get several of us to fix your tree house up.
Link: Alright. Thanks.
(Link goes to Saria's house and lies down on her bed).
Link: This bed isn't very comfortable but I'm so tired I can sleep on nails. (sighs and begins to slowly fall asleep).
Sound FX: Brr brrr brrr brrr
Link: What the heck is that noise? (looks out the window in the direction of his tree house).
[By his tree house several Kokiri are rebuilding several parts to Link's tree house. The noise Link hears are several different power tools (yes power tools) that the kokiri are using to rebuild his house].
Link: Where the heck did they get those power tools? Those don't come into existence for another 1000 years.
Saria: ALRIGHT GUYS! WE WANT ALL THIS DONE BY SUNDOWN. WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE ARE DONE! YOU ALL GOT THAT!! (sees Link and waves at him).
Link: (waves nervously back and closes the window) How can one girl have such a big mouth? Oh well. I'll trust her to get the job done.
[There is a large rumbling sound. Followed by several screams].
Saria: RUN YOU IDIOTS RUN! THE HOUSE IS COLLAPSING!!
Link: I'll pretend that I didn't hear that.
[A few minutes later].
Sound FX: Knock knock knock
Link: Who the heck is knocking on the door?? (Answers the door and sees Mido).
Mido: What are you doing at Saria's house Mr. No-Fairy?
Link: My house was destroyed. Need sleep. Go away please (begins to shut door).
Mido: (stops the door from closing) Wait a second Mr.No Fairy. Saria told me that I could use her high speed Internet.
Link: Internet?
Mido: Yes you got a problem with that?
Link: WE'RE THE KOKIRI! WE DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET!!
Mido: HA! That shows how much you know! The author was kind enough to give it to us along with the power tools.
Link: Oh Deku Tree!. I'm going to sleep. Just try not to be loud and a pain in the butt.
[All is quiet for the next couple of minutes. Link is slowly starting to fall asleep again. Mido is looking at his (um) websites. But unfortunately the peace and quiet (of course!) is interrupted].
Saria: (bursts into the house carrying a barely conscious owl) Link! I found this poor owl beside your house. He's hurt badly. It looks as though he was hit in the head with a large object.
Link: (puts his face down in the pillow) Oh no!
Saria: I'm going to put him on the couch until he is better.
Link: (groans and tries to fall back asleep).
[Later on].
Kaepora Gaebora: I also got hit in the head with a shoe once. But that didn't cause any major damage to my brain.
Link: Could've fooled me.
KG: I also got hit in the head with a shoe once. But that didn't cause any major damage to my brain.
Link: (stares).
KG: What?
Link: Nothing. Never mind (turns around).
KG: I feel so refreshed Link. I must've gotten 15 hours of sleep yesterday. I feel GREAT! Don't you feel great? Because I feel great. I never felt great in all of my life. I slept so great last night.
Link: (eye twitches). Don't you have somewhere to be?
KG: Nope. I don't have anything better to do. There isn't anybody to stalk around here anymore. You're the last person I stalked and that was during the story "Ocarina of Time."
Link: Yes. I do seem to recall that.
KG: Really? I wasn't sure if you remembered me.
Mido: Oh goddesses! Shutup already. You talk too much! (throws a vase a KG but misses).
KG: Better be careful. You almost hit me.
Mido: That was my intention.
KG: Anyways. I really like this forest. I want to live here now.
Link: (sits up quickly) What?!?!?!?!
KG: I decided I want to live here now. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. . .
Link: Oh. . . Din. . .NO! (rushes out of the house screaming). Hopefully my tree house will be fixed by now.
[Link reaches his tree house and stares at the sight before him. His tree house was no longer standing. It was now just a pile of wood on the ground].
Link: (stares) My treehouse!
[There is a loud explosion and Link's tree house catches fire along with the rest of the forest].
Link: Oh Din. I can't stay here because MY HOUSE IS GONE. And I can't go back to Saria's because of that ANNOYING owl. Plus the whole forest is on fire!!
Saria: (approaches Link) Uh Hi Link. Sorry about your house. Don't worry. We'll fix it right after you put the forest fire out.
Link: (glares at Saria and beings to walk towards Hyrule field).
Saria: Link! Where are you going?! You need to put the fire out!!!
Link: To Zelda's! Maybe I can actually get some sleep there!!