Woo! Four reviews within five hours of publishing! And six reviews as of now! Can it be possible that I have actually created a POPULAR fic? YES! Here's a chapter on Dib! I can get these chappies in QUICK 'cause this stuff comes like naturally to me! Yes, I'm a sick freak!
Know Your Stars!
Dib!
Dib is sitting on the stool in the dark room pretty freaked out.
Voice- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. . .
Dib- Huh? Who's there? A GHOST! WOWEE! THIS IS SO. . .
Voice- Shut your freakin' paranormal mouth! I DON'T NEED ONE OR YOUR RANTS! THEY ANNOY ME!
Dib- (abruptly shuts his mouth)
Voice- Ahem. . .Dib. . .has a really, really, REALLY BIIIIIG head! SO BIG IT WILL EVENTUALLY IMPLODE ON ITSELF!
Dib- HEY! MY HEAD'S NOT. . .
Voice- Face it Dib! IT IS! GET OUT OF DENIAL MAN! IT'S LIKE A WATERMELON! NO, IT'S BIGGER, DAMMIT!
Dib- (glares)
Voice- Dib. . .THINKS THE PARANORMAL IS A LOAD OF CRAP!
Dib- WHAT! THAT'S ABSURD! The Paranormal is my LIFE!
Voice- Poor, crazy obsessionist. . .
Dib- Hey! I didn't say I was OBSESSED! Wait. . .Well. . .Yes. . .I am. . .(sweat drop)
Voice- Dib. . .collects BARBIES! AND RAPES THEM!
Dib- HEY! I only did that once. . .I MEAN, I NEVER DID ANY THING OF THE SORT!
Voice- O.O . . .Jesus Christ. . .
Dib- . . .
Voice- Um. . .Okay. . .Dib. . .has Powerpuff Girl bed sheets!
Dib- O.O THAT'S ANOTHER LIE! WHAT IS UP WITH YOU, MAN? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
Voice- You know how much I get paid to do this, kid?
Dib- Um. . .No. . .
Voice- A lot. Now shut the Hell up, fat-ass-head.
Dib- (whimpers)
Voice- (mumbles some swears) Dib. . .Has a family of gerbils living in his over-sized head, gnawing on his brain and causing MENTAL DISORDERS!
Dib- THAT'S NOT TRUE! AT ALL! I'M SANE! WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THESE THINGS!
Voice- People have said you rape Barbies before?
Dib- No. . .But. . .
Voice- Please shut up. . .
Dib- Okay. . .
Voice- Dib. . .HAS THREE NIIPPLES!
Dib- THAT'S A LIE! And where would you have a THIRD nipple?
Voice- You tell me, boy with three nipples!
Dib- I DON'T HAVE THREE NIPPLES!
Voice- Yes, you do!
Dib- NO!
Voice- YES!
Dib- NO!
Voice- Yes you do! You're a large-headed, three-nipple-ed, Barbie rapist!
Dib- I CAN'T TAKE THIS MADNESS! (runs off screaming)
Voice- (snorts) Sissy. . .
(Giggles) I really chewed Dib out, didn't I? POOR FOOL BOY! Pity him. . .HE HAS THREE NIPPLES! (I got that from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. . .) Anyway, R&R! And gimme ideas! GIR IS NEXT! That should be tons o' fun!