Chapter 5: Death Mountain
[We see Link practically dragging himself across Hyrule Field towards Death Mountain. After an hour of dragging himself up the mountain, he finally makes it to Goron City].
Goron: Brother! I haven't seen you here for quite some time!
Link: Yea. Whatever. Where's Daurnia?
Goron: The usual spot. In his throne room.
Link: Thank you. (staggers to Daurnia's room).
Daurnia: Brother! Long time no see!
Link: (glares) Yea. Whatever.
Daurnia: My aren't you cranky today. I know what will cheer you up!
Link: Sleep?
Daurnia: No. Silly boy. Tonight is our All Night Feast.
Link: (pales) What is that?
Daurnia: It's when we stay up all night and eat a feast of rocks.
Link: Daurnia. I came here to ask if you can lend me a bed.
Daurnia: A bed? What's a bed?
Link: (thinking) Dang it! I forgot that gorons sleep on the ground. (outloud) Do you have a place for me to sleep that is quiet? I haven't slept in four days.
Daurnia: Alright. You can always join us when you wake up.
Link: Thanks Daurnia. Where can I sleep?
Daurnia: Follow me. (leads Link to the fire temple).
Link: The fire temple?
Daurnia: Yea. It's quiet and warm.
Link: I guess that will have to do.
Daurnia: Good night Link. We'll try to keep quiet for you.
Link: (lays down) Thanks.
[Everything is very quiet for a couple of minutes].
Link: So peaceful. I think I'll actually get some sleep now.
Sorry Link. Sleep is out of the question.
[Suddently out of nowhere, two keese show up and begin to attack Link. Unfortunately, Link forgot his sword at the ruins of his house].
Link: Ack! Get away from me!
Keese: Squeak.
Link: [Starts hitting them with his hands]. Where's a weapon when you need one.
Keese: (begins to bite Link).
Link: OUCH! Wait a sec. I have my MEGATON HAMMER! [begins to swing at the bats].
Keese: ACK!
Link: (hits one with his hammer0.
Keese: (falls down and dies).
Link: Good. Now maybe it will be quiet. (lays back down).
[Suddenly the sound of footsteps are heard in the doorway to the temple. Ganondorf comes into view with Koume and Kotake].
Link: Eep! (hides).
Ganondorf: (hasn't seen Link) Here we are!
Kotake: What are we doing here again?
Ganondorf: (sighs) You need to revive the dragon Volvagia.
Koume: You managed to do it without us last time.
Ganondorf: Yes. But he is dead and I can't do it myself.
Kotake: Alright honey.
Koume: Oh dear sweety. You have something on your face. (Licks her hand and begins to wipe Ganon's face).
Ganondorf: Aww Mom! I can do that myself.
Kotake: How about after we are done awakening the dragon, we go out for some ice cream honey.
Ganondorf: (brightens up) Ice Cream!
Koume: Of course sweety. You are such a good boy and we think you deserve it.
Ganondorf: (blushes) We should have time for ice cream. Considering that my servants are kidnapping the gorons right at this moment to feed to Volvagia. (goes through the door that leads to the room where the boss's door is).
Link: (blinks) It's Ocarina of Time ALL OVER AGAIN!
[A loud commotion is heard outside the temple].
Goron1: (in a cage) Not again!
Goron2: (tied to a pole being carried) Don't worry! Link will save us.
Link: (grumbles) Like hell I will.
Goron3: (in another cage) We have nothing to worry about.
Link: I'm leaving. (walks out of his hiding place).
Goron1: Look! It's brother Link!
Goron2: Yay!
Goron3: We're saved!
Link: (leaves)
Goron2: Link?
Goron3: I'm sure he is going to get help.
Goron1: Uh Yea. Link would never let us down.
[Link walks back to Goron city and runs into Daurnia].
Daurina: Link! Ganondorf's henchmen came and kidnapped all of my people to feed to the dragon. AGAIN!
Link: You'd think he'd come up with a different plan.
Daurnia: Will you help me save them?
Link: Last time I helped, you didn't even help me. You got eaten by the dragon.
Daurnia: That's right. I forgot about that. Okay Link. You go and stop the dragon and I'll wait here for you.
Link: (walks out the door) I'm going to find another place to sleep.
Daurnia: You cant'! YOU HAVE TO SAVE MY PEOPLE.
Link: You save them for once. YOU'RE the leader.
Daurnia: Um so?
Link: Arrgh! (begins banging his head on the wall).
Daurnia: You shouldn't do that it will cause brain damage.
Link: I'm hoping I can knock myself out. (continues banging his head).
Daurnia: Then you won't be able to stop Volvagia from eating my people.
Link: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs out the door).
Daurnia: Aw dang it. I guess I'm going to have to follow him and bring him back. (grabs a large net nearby)
[We see Link practically dragging himself across Hyrule Field towards Death Mountain. After an hour of dragging himself up the mountain, he finally makes it to Goron City].
Goron: Brother! I haven't seen you here for quite some time!
Link: Yea. Whatever. Where's Daurnia?
Goron: The usual spot. In his throne room.
Link: Thank you. (staggers to Daurnia's room).
Daurnia: Brother! Long time no see!
Link: (glares) Yea. Whatever.
Daurnia: My aren't you cranky today. I know what will cheer you up!
Link: Sleep?
Daurnia: No. Silly boy. Tonight is our All Night Feast.
Link: (pales) What is that?
Daurnia: It's when we stay up all night and eat a feast of rocks.
Link: Daurnia. I came here to ask if you can lend me a bed.
Daurnia: A bed? What's a bed?
Link: (thinking) Dang it! I forgot that gorons sleep on the ground. (outloud) Do you have a place for me to sleep that is quiet? I haven't slept in four days.
Daurnia: Alright. You can always join us when you wake up.
Link: Thanks Daurnia. Where can I sleep?
Daurnia: Follow me. (leads Link to the fire temple).
Link: The fire temple?
Daurnia: Yea. It's quiet and warm.
Link: I guess that will have to do.
Daurnia: Good night Link. We'll try to keep quiet for you.
Link: (lays down) Thanks.
[Everything is very quiet for a couple of minutes].
Link: So peaceful. I think I'll actually get some sleep now.
Sorry Link. Sleep is out of the question.
[Suddently out of nowhere, two keese show up and begin to attack Link. Unfortunately, Link forgot his sword at the ruins of his house].
Link: Ack! Get away from me!
Keese: Squeak.
Link: [Starts hitting them with his hands]. Where's a weapon when you need one.
Keese: (begins to bite Link).
Link: OUCH! Wait a sec. I have my MEGATON HAMMER! [begins to swing at the bats].
Keese: ACK!
Link: (hits one with his hammer0.
Keese: (falls down and dies).
Link: Good. Now maybe it will be quiet. (lays back down).
[Suddenly the sound of footsteps are heard in the doorway to the temple. Ganondorf comes into view with Koume and Kotake].
Link: Eep! (hides).
Ganondorf: (hasn't seen Link) Here we are!
Kotake: What are we doing here again?
Ganondorf: (sighs) You need to revive the dragon Volvagia.
Koume: You managed to do it without us last time.
Ganondorf: Yes. But he is dead and I can't do it myself.
Kotake: Alright honey.
Koume: Oh dear sweety. You have something on your face. (Licks her hand and begins to wipe Ganon's face).
Ganondorf: Aww Mom! I can do that myself.
Kotake: How about after we are done awakening the dragon, we go out for some ice cream honey.
Ganondorf: (brightens up) Ice Cream!
Koume: Of course sweety. You are such a good boy and we think you deserve it.
Ganondorf: (blushes) We should have time for ice cream. Considering that my servants are kidnapping the gorons right at this moment to feed to Volvagia. (goes through the door that leads to the room where the boss's door is).
Link: (blinks) It's Ocarina of Time ALL OVER AGAIN!
[A loud commotion is heard outside the temple].
Goron1: (in a cage) Not again!
Goron2: (tied to a pole being carried) Don't worry! Link will save us.
Link: (grumbles) Like hell I will.
Goron3: (in another cage) We have nothing to worry about.
Link: I'm leaving. (walks out of his hiding place).
Goron1: Look! It's brother Link!
Goron2: Yay!
Goron3: We're saved!
Link: (leaves)
Goron2: Link?
Goron3: I'm sure he is going to get help.
Goron1: Uh Yea. Link would never let us down.
[Link walks back to Goron city and runs into Daurnia].
Daurina: Link! Ganondorf's henchmen came and kidnapped all of my people to feed to the dragon. AGAIN!
Link: You'd think he'd come up with a different plan.
Daurnia: Will you help me save them?
Link: Last time I helped, you didn't even help me. You got eaten by the dragon.
Daurnia: That's right. I forgot about that. Okay Link. You go and stop the dragon and I'll wait here for you.
Link: (walks out the door) I'm going to find another place to sleep.
Daurnia: You cant'! YOU HAVE TO SAVE MY PEOPLE.
Link: You save them for once. YOU'RE the leader.
Daurnia: Um so?
Link: Arrgh! (begins banging his head on the wall).
Daurnia: You shouldn't do that it will cause brain damage.
Link: I'm hoping I can knock myself out. (continues banging his head).
Daurnia: Then you won't be able to stop Volvagia from eating my people.
Link: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs out the door).
Daurnia: Aw dang it. I guess I'm going to have to follow him and bring him back. (grabs a large net nearby)