I redid a couple of things to this chapter. I wasn't entirely happy with
it.
Chapter 8: Pure Hell
[We find Link wandering around Zora's Domain looking for Ruto].
Link: (sees Ruto and runs up to her). RUTO! My love!
Ruto: (surprised) Linky poo?
Link: I have come to marry you!
Ruto: (giggles) We still have to plan our wedding. Plus my daddy wouldn't approve of me marrying so young.
Link: Let us elope then!
Ruto: Okay! What's wrong with your eyes Link?
Link: (eyes are very bloodshot)
Ruto: Are you on crack?
Link: Of course not. They are just red for staring at your beautiful face all day long. (sighs)
Ruto: (thinking) something is wrong here. Link has never acted like this before. Time to take advantage of this.
Link: When shall we elope Ruto?
Ruto: How about...dusk?
Link: Great!
Ruto: But first....(whispers into Link's ear).
Link: 0__0 Oooh...
Ruto: Lets go do it!
Link: Okay!!
[A few minutes later...]
Ruto: You got her blindfold on Link?
Link: Of course.
Ruto: Lets begin then!
Link: MARCO!!
Ruto: POLO!! (dodges Link)
What did you think they were going to do you sickos? : p
[Ganondorf is seen with Kotake and Koume inside Zora's Domain heading for the King's chamber].
Ganondorf: Now that we have finally woken up volvagia and eaten our ice cream. it is time to take care of the Zora's.
Kotake: Oh boy! My favorite part!
Ganondorf: Let us go to the king's chamber and have a word with him.
Koume: About?
Ganondorf: Me taking over his domain. (Walks up the the King's side) Hello...King Zora.
KZ: I refuse to speak to you.
Ganondorf: What! Why?
KZ: You must stand on the platform down there. (points) Otherwise...I will ignore you and act like you aren't there.
Ganondorf: (walks down to the platform while grumbling) There! Is that better?!
KZ: Yes. Now what do you want?
Ganondorf: I want to take over your domain.
KZ: Again?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Yes again. If you don't give it up then I may have to take drastic measures.
KZ: You are no threat.
Ganondorf: (sniffles) Why do you think that?
KZ: Because Link will defeat you.
Ganondorf: Link is too tired and weak to do anything to me.
KZ: Obviously he isn't because he is playing Marco Polo with Ruto.
Ganondorf: Bah! He is just a child!
KZ: True. But he will manage to save us somehow.
Ganondorf: Yea right.
KZ: I know I'm right.
Ganondorf: JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
KZ: WHEN ZORA'S DOMAIN FREEZES OVER!
Ganondorf: That can be arranged. Kotake?
Kotake: I'm ready! (Utters a strange spell).
Ganondorf: And as for you! I will seal you in this red ice. Only blue ice can free you.
KZ: You did this before!
Ganondorf: I know. But I don't care. (Freezes the king) Now...let us head for Kokiri Forest. (Walks off as Zora's domain slowly freezes over).
[Meanwhile...]
Ruto: (running from link). Heehee. I bet you don't know where I'm at Link.
Link: I can hear you! (pounches on Ruto)
Ruto: Awww. You got me.
Link: Heh. (kisses Ruto on the cheek).
Ruto: (giggles) You sure know how to make a women happy Link.
Link: Of course I do. I'm a ladies man.
Ruto: It is starting to get a little chilly in here.
Link: Bah...It's probably just a storm coming in. Now...since I caught you, I get to throw you into the water (picks Ruto up).
Ruto: Wow, You're amazingly strong Link.
Link: Of course I am. I'm the Hero of Time. (throws Ruto into the water).
Ruto: Eek. (splashes into the water but not before dragging Link down with her).
Link: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ruto: (giggles)
Link: THAT'S COLD! (jumps out of the water) How did I get in Zora's domain?
Ruto: You walked here. Searching for my love.
Link: Ewww. Why would I do something stupid like that?
Ruto: Because it is destiny Linky poo.
Link: Linky Poo? Don't call me that you overgrown fish!!
Ruto: (baby voice) I think somebody is cranky.
Link: (pouting) I'm not cranky.
Ruto: If you didn't come here to marry me, then why did you come?
Link: I don't even remember coming here! All I remember is leaving the Spirit Temple.
Ruto: Why were you there?
Link: I was looking for a place to sleep.
Ruto: (smiles mischievously) You can sleep in my bed?
Link: Oh for the love of DIN! I'M ONLY 10 YEARS OLD! WHY ARE ALL OF THE GIRLS OF HYRULE TRYING TO GET WITH ME!!!
Ruto: Because you're so handsome.
Link: I'M JUST A KID!!!!!!
Ruto: (grabs Link by the arm) Come on Link. We can elope right now.
Link: Elope!!
Ruto: Yes. You promised me a lifetime commitment.
Link: I'd rather marry someone within my own species.
Ruto: I lost you once and I'm not losing you again!
Link: Let go of my arm Ruto!
Ruto: I will...after we're married.
Link: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DATE YOU OR ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS!
Ruto: Um. Link?
Link: I'LL CHOOSE WHOM I WANT WHEN I GET OLDER!
Ruto: Err Link?
Link: WHAT?!
Ruto: A little help here.
[Zora's domain has finally frozen over. Ruto's lower body is trapped under the ice].
Link: Goody. Now I can escape!
Ruto: But Linky Poo! What about our wedding?
Link: I was delirious when I proposed.
Ruto: So?
Link: So? It doesn't count. Too bad it's so cold in here. I bet I could get some sleep in here.
Ruto: How can you sleep when your fiancé' is trapped?
Link: It's much quieter.
Ruto: Are you calling me loud?
Link: No. I'm calling you obnoxious. Well. I'd better be heading out now. (Starts to leave).
Ruto: Link? Linky poo?
Link: (ignores her)
Ruto: oh come on. Please let me out.
Link: I wonder where I should go now.
[Meanwhile. Ganondorf is watching Zora's Domain freeze over from a distance].
Ganondorf: Success!!
Koume: Oh Ganon. We are so proud of you.
Kotake: You are becoming so successful in life.
Koume: Someday you will rule this land again and not be stopped.
Ganondorf: (staring down at Link who is leaving) I hope not...the only way I'll be able to be successful is if I get rid of the person standing in my way.
Koume: And who would that be?
Ganondorf: Link.
Chapter 8: Pure Hell
[We find Link wandering around Zora's Domain looking for Ruto].
Link: (sees Ruto and runs up to her). RUTO! My love!
Ruto: (surprised) Linky poo?
Link: I have come to marry you!
Ruto: (giggles) We still have to plan our wedding. Plus my daddy wouldn't approve of me marrying so young.
Link: Let us elope then!
Ruto: Okay! What's wrong with your eyes Link?
Link: (eyes are very bloodshot)
Ruto: Are you on crack?
Link: Of course not. They are just red for staring at your beautiful face all day long. (sighs)
Ruto: (thinking) something is wrong here. Link has never acted like this before. Time to take advantage of this.
Link: When shall we elope Ruto?
Ruto: How about...dusk?
Link: Great!
Ruto: But first....(whispers into Link's ear).
Link: 0__0 Oooh...
Ruto: Lets go do it!
Link: Okay!!
[A few minutes later...]
Ruto: You got her blindfold on Link?
Link: Of course.
Ruto: Lets begin then!
Link: MARCO!!
Ruto: POLO!! (dodges Link)
What did you think they were going to do you sickos? : p
[Ganondorf is seen with Kotake and Koume inside Zora's Domain heading for the King's chamber].
Ganondorf: Now that we have finally woken up volvagia and eaten our ice cream. it is time to take care of the Zora's.
Kotake: Oh boy! My favorite part!
Ganondorf: Let us go to the king's chamber and have a word with him.
Koume: About?
Ganondorf: Me taking over his domain. (Walks up the the King's side) Hello...King Zora.
KZ: I refuse to speak to you.
Ganondorf: What! Why?
KZ: You must stand on the platform down there. (points) Otherwise...I will ignore you and act like you aren't there.
Ganondorf: (walks down to the platform while grumbling) There! Is that better?!
KZ: Yes. Now what do you want?
Ganondorf: I want to take over your domain.
KZ: Again?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Yes again. If you don't give it up then I may have to take drastic measures.
KZ: You are no threat.
Ganondorf: (sniffles) Why do you think that?
KZ: Because Link will defeat you.
Ganondorf: Link is too tired and weak to do anything to me.
KZ: Obviously he isn't because he is playing Marco Polo with Ruto.
Ganondorf: Bah! He is just a child!
KZ: True. But he will manage to save us somehow.
Ganondorf: Yea right.
KZ: I know I'm right.
Ganondorf: JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
KZ: WHEN ZORA'S DOMAIN FREEZES OVER!
Ganondorf: That can be arranged. Kotake?
Kotake: I'm ready! (Utters a strange spell).
Ganondorf: And as for you! I will seal you in this red ice. Only blue ice can free you.
KZ: You did this before!
Ganondorf: I know. But I don't care. (Freezes the king) Now...let us head for Kokiri Forest. (Walks off as Zora's domain slowly freezes over).
[Meanwhile...]
Ruto: (running from link). Heehee. I bet you don't know where I'm at Link.
Link: I can hear you! (pounches on Ruto)
Ruto: Awww. You got me.
Link: Heh. (kisses Ruto on the cheek).
Ruto: (giggles) You sure know how to make a women happy Link.
Link: Of course I do. I'm a ladies man.
Ruto: It is starting to get a little chilly in here.
Link: Bah...It's probably just a storm coming in. Now...since I caught you, I get to throw you into the water (picks Ruto up).
Ruto: Wow, You're amazingly strong Link.
Link: Of course I am. I'm the Hero of Time. (throws Ruto into the water).
Ruto: Eek. (splashes into the water but not before dragging Link down with her).
Link: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ruto: (giggles)
Link: THAT'S COLD! (jumps out of the water) How did I get in Zora's domain?
Ruto: You walked here. Searching for my love.
Link: Ewww. Why would I do something stupid like that?
Ruto: Because it is destiny Linky poo.
Link: Linky Poo? Don't call me that you overgrown fish!!
Ruto: (baby voice) I think somebody is cranky.
Link: (pouting) I'm not cranky.
Ruto: If you didn't come here to marry me, then why did you come?
Link: I don't even remember coming here! All I remember is leaving the Spirit Temple.
Ruto: Why were you there?
Link: I was looking for a place to sleep.
Ruto: (smiles mischievously) You can sleep in my bed?
Link: Oh for the love of DIN! I'M ONLY 10 YEARS OLD! WHY ARE ALL OF THE GIRLS OF HYRULE TRYING TO GET WITH ME!!!
Ruto: Because you're so handsome.
Link: I'M JUST A KID!!!!!!
Ruto: (grabs Link by the arm) Come on Link. We can elope right now.
Link: Elope!!
Ruto: Yes. You promised me a lifetime commitment.
Link: I'd rather marry someone within my own species.
Ruto: I lost you once and I'm not losing you again!
Link: Let go of my arm Ruto!
Ruto: I will...after we're married.
Link: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DATE YOU OR ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS!
Ruto: Um. Link?
Link: I'LL CHOOSE WHOM I WANT WHEN I GET OLDER!
Ruto: Err Link?
Link: WHAT?!
Ruto: A little help here.
[Zora's domain has finally frozen over. Ruto's lower body is trapped under the ice].
Link: Goody. Now I can escape!
Ruto: But Linky Poo! What about our wedding?
Link: I was delirious when I proposed.
Ruto: So?
Link: So? It doesn't count. Too bad it's so cold in here. I bet I could get some sleep in here.
Ruto: How can you sleep when your fiancé' is trapped?
Link: It's much quieter.
Ruto: Are you calling me loud?
Link: No. I'm calling you obnoxious. Well. I'd better be heading out now. (Starts to leave).
Ruto: Link? Linky poo?
Link: (ignores her)
Ruto: oh come on. Please let me out.
Link: I wonder where I should go now.
[Meanwhile. Ganondorf is watching Zora's Domain freeze over from a distance].
Ganondorf: Success!!
Koume: Oh Ganon. We are so proud of you.
Kotake: You are becoming so successful in life.
Koume: Someday you will rule this land again and not be stopped.
Ganondorf: (staring down at Link who is leaving) I hope not...the only way I'll be able to be successful is if I get rid of the person standing in my way.
Koume: And who would that be?
Ganondorf: Link.