Dear Mungojerrie

It has come to my attention earlier this week that there are rumors that you have been keeping friends outside of work. That is quite acceptable – I have many friends outside of this complex who I do not do business with. What I can't grasp is the fact that these 'friends' are, apparently, Jellicles. I ask you Mungojerrie, what are you doing around these Jellicles? I know that you have been there everyday this past month – except two days where the rainfall was too much for any four legged creature to roam the streets. I also know that that your little friend Rumpelteazer has been going there with you to – ifgossip be true. I have decided to keep you here – under my watch – and allow her to continue gallivanting. I have some men watching her, to see if the rumors are true.

The Jellicles are dangerous creatures Mungojerrie. If you're not careful around them someone could get hurt – mainly because I do not like my workers hanging around the likes of them. If rumors proveaccurate and you fail to stray from them I suggest that you make yourselves useful there and bring me some information, or even better – some certain cats.

Remember – I'm watching you

Macavity


A/N: Because I have nothing better to do then wait for tomorrow… Here it is Mima; your Macavity letter – which was supposed to appear later in the fic and just be "I'm watching you Mungojerrie". I lengthened it for you. And from what I can tell this is nearing the end of the third day in the fic… So almost half a week is gone. Go figure. And we had Exam today; YES!!!! (Roads are still shoddy though)

Chimmy-Lava – I'm sure that Demi would have someone to eat with her – like Bomb. What I would do for some Hawaii winds. That would feel nice. I don't know why you typed it either…

Mima-Love – One degree? Oh, honey that it GORGEOUS! We had -25 with the wind chill today. Seven degrees more extreme – in Celsius. And when you get to my house, and park the plane, we can do all the winter fun stuff you want. Start fundraising for your trip – you can label it as an education experience – people are suckers for that. Bahday! Another "Krissy Quote!" And I hope that my Macavity was adequate – I just wasn't feeling him.

lozzypop – Why is it then whenever I get a review from you I feel like updating? I think Demeter's a little touched right now. I'm glad that you don't get hurt too much, I tend to walk into my door on a daily basis – I'm getting used to it. I loved that line too. Munkustrap's like that nothing generally fazes him. I do the girlish scream thing too. If you want I'll send you some snow – Heck – Halifax's is dumping the snow in the harbor they have no where else to put it. We'll fly it over.

If all the boxes of Kraft Dinner sold each year in Canada were lined up end-to-end, the resulting bridge would extend over 10,000 miles, or about the distance from Ottawa to Melbourne, Australia. Imagine that.