Hey Demmie

I was actually glad that we didn't get around to talking about Tugger, but since you brought it up…

We had a falling-out again. It was over something stupid really; and I do feel bad about it. In fact, it was about his wandering eyes. I was saying that he should pay at least a little more attention to me, you know – treat your queen right – and it just went downhill from there. He did give Rumpelteazer a letter, I have no clue what was written in it so I can't tell you what he said. I do know that it was all part of his elaborate plot to get all my nerves though. He gave the letter, turned and saw me, gave me a smile, and then he grabbed her butt. Of all the distasteful things! He went swaggering down the way like he was Henry the Eight for crying out loud. I don't blame you for calling him a cad – if Jennyanydots wasn't right behind me at the time I would have too.

Future mate you say? Well now Demeter, I know that they're together during their spare time, and sure Rumpel has seemed a little depressed since Mungo left but – mates? Well, you were right about Tugger being no good. I think he just went after her because she's always with Mungojerrie (off causing havoc for your sweetie) and he couldn't get close enough to her to flirt if his nine lives depended on it. Now that he's in Paris I suppose it seems like a fair playing field to him. Mungo had a chance with Rumpel and now it's his turn. His logic is irrational like that. He'd do the same thing to Tantomile if Coricopat wasn't by her side for once.

I honestly don't know why I put up with him. I suppose that deep down inside I love him, like you love Munkus. Hopefully it's all vice-versa too – for both of us. We'll be back together in a few days or so; it's kind of our thing. Boy that felt good to talk about; get off my chest. Maybe I should start asking you little personal questions like that; let you purge your emotions. You know what, don't even wait for me to ask you, just tell me about it – if you want to.

Bombalurina

A/N: I actually wrote the letter, and then I went upstairs (to check the list) to make sure that I was supposed to write as Bombalurina. I seem to have my priorities mixed up a little…

Scrawler – 'Tomwhore' has to be one of my favorite words – use it in my daily life. I am/we are glad you're loving it!

Chimmy-Lava – Oh, she's feeling better. Well if it's close enough for you. I did have fun with the Pakiderm Meanie – she'll never bite that tongue of hers.

Mima-Love – You should have 'Chimmers' over. He's different form what I'm use to too – breaking new grounds. I think that Poe wrote it for the sake for writing it.

lozzypop – All friends should be like that. I always say bad things – which are simply the truth – about some of the people that my friends date. They take it well though; they always come to me for my honest opinion, so I give it to them and hold no bars. Nobody really explores that persona of his too often, they should though. That is a scary spot to see yourself in ten years. Like I see myself out of school; on stage; possible holding down an extra job; keeping in touch with my old friends in ten years – not as a twenty six year old. Your mom shouldn't scare you like that – way to get cardiac arrest eh?

What did he just call me?
"The mouth that roared." And he shouldn't have – it's horrible
That'd be more believable if you weren't laughing Krissy
Oh, sorry…