Oh for the love of Din...I FINALLY UPDATED! a party forms around her magically
CHAPTER 11: THE SHADOW TEMPLELink walked outside of the burned down forest. He had a troubled expression on his face. The threat that Saria just gave him was still burning in his head. But he had other worries.
Link: How the heck am I going to get to the Shadow temple? Zelda took back that Ocarina. (Suddenly glances at Epona and grins). Oh Epooooooooona…
Meanwhile at Hyrule's Burger Palace…Sheik: What a delicious hamburger! BRAAAAP!!
Malon: (grumbling) Princess' shouldn't burp.
Daurnia: Where are we going to go look for Link next?
Sheik: (sits back in the seat and thinks for a minute) Well…we can always check the Temple of Time.
Daurnia: Why would he go there?
Malon: He told me a while back, when he pulled the sword from the pedestal, he went into a seven years sleep.
Daurnia: You think he was desperate enough to do that?
Sheik: You saw how he has been acting. He went to Zora's domain for Din's sake. If he is desperate enough to go there, I believe he'll try anything.
Malon: Shall we start off for the Temple of Time then?
Sheik: We don't need to. I have the Ocarina of Time.
Sheik whips out the ocarina and begins to play the Song of Time. The trio are suddenly surrounded by a blue light and the Hyrule's Burger Palace disappears from sight. Meanwhile, Link is trying to coax Epona to make a large leap onto the side of the cliff where the Shadow Temple is.
Link: JUMP! I WANT TO SLEEP!
But Epona doesn't want to jump. A large bush filled with delicious looking leaves has attracted her attention. Frustrated, Link jumps off his horse's back and gives Epona a hard whack on her bottom.
Epona: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH
Suddenly Epona delivers a hard kick to Link's rump and sends him flying through the air and straight into the door of the Shadow temple.
Link: (Face smashed up against the door) Good horsie. (Falls to the ground). At least I'm here now.
He begins to make his way through the creepy temple nervously. Every so often there would be a noise that would send him flying out of his skin. Eventually, he found his way to a large ship on an underground river.
Link: This seems familiar. It was a nice ride too. I think I'll sleep here. There shouldn't be any stalfos around either. (looks around and then lies down).
Meanwhile, there is a small army. And when I say small, I mean…small. The army consists of all the Kokiri children with Saria in the lead. Each Kokiri has their own weapon. All are angry with Link for not fighting the forest fire and they want their revenge.
Saria: Come along my fellow kokiri. Tonight, we'll have Link and then we shall celebrate.
Mido: (catches up to Saria) Since you don't have an interest in Link anymore, I believe you should start going steady with me (puts her arm around her).
Saria: (stops walking and stares at him and then looks at his arm that is around her shoulder).
Mido: (removes it hastily) Why are you so bitter with me? I warned you about Link. You should make up to me.
Saria: (continues walking) If you keep this up, you're going to end up in the same deathbed as Link. Ah…here we are.
They had finally made it to the Shadow temple and they look up at it.
Saria: Beautiful…isn't it?
Mido: (in a practical tone) How are we going to get up?
Saria: (stares up and her smile vanishes quickly).
Link, in the meantime, has curled up on the moving ship. He thinks that he finally found a good place to sleep. But unfortunately, that wasn't to be so. In front of the ship, a mist began to form.
Link: (looks up slightly) Hm…this mist looks familiar. (shrugs and lays back down)
Suddenly, the front end of the boat begins to wildly dip. Link goes flying across the deck and the ship begins to fall into a steep misty hole.
Link: Dammit! I forgot about this. (quickly jumps onto a nearby ledge and climbs up onto it) Well, I better continue on. (goes into a nearby room and finds himself in a large dark room) Ooh good. I can sleep now. (lays down)
A few minutes later, just as Link is about to drift off…
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
Link: (sits up quickly) What the…(the noise stops and he lays back down)
A few minutes later, just as Link is about to drift off…
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
Link: (sits up quickly) What the…(the noise stops and he lays back down)
A few minutes later, just as Link is about to drift off…
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
Link: WHAT IN DIN'S NAME IS THAT NOISE!!
Link jumps to his feet and walks through a nearby door. He begins to walk through the darkness. Suddenly, he couldn't feel the ground under his feet.
Link: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (lands on a bouncy surface) What the…oh no…
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
Suddenly two hands pop out of nowhere and begin to beat the bouncy surface Link is sitting on.
Link: BONGO! (Tries to run but keeps bouncing in the air and falling on his butt)
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
Link: (Crawling like crazy while getting hit by the giant hands). I just wanted to get some sleep. (sobs).
Will Link ever find his way out of the evil Bongo Bongo's clutches? Will Saria and Mido every get the Kokiri into the Forest Temple? Will Link actually get some sleep? Find out in about ten months (not really) whenever I update again