"Why, a party, Kuroba-san?" The slender figure in white laughed, dark hair whipping about her face. "How kind of you all to come!"
Below her, Kuroba Toichi growled, shoulders trembling with anger beneath his dark blue uniform. "Kaitou Kid! Get down here and fight like a man!"
Kaitou Kid smirked. "But you see, Kuroba-san, I am no man." An arm raised, and clouds of pink blossomed.
At the back of the watching crowd Kuroba Kaito's hand tightened on a mop handle.
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Author's Notes: "I am no man." – From "The Lord of the Rings."