Notes: This one's for the girls out there.
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"G'morning, Aoko," Kaito greeted cheerfully, then blinked when she just growled in response.
Hakuba joined them. "Aoko-kun, Kuroba-kun, good morning." He raised an eyebrow at Aoko's scowl, and asked to Kaito, "what's wrong with her?"
Kaito shrugged. "Got me. Think we should ask her?"
Hakuba visibly steeled himself before turning back to Aoko. "What's wrong, Aoko?"
The reply he got was mostly unintelligible, involving an electric beater, an antique loveseat, and a dozen handicapped pokemons. Hakuba blushed bright red.
"Aoko," Kaito tried, "darling, love of my life, what's wrong?"
Her reply this time was even less intelligible and involved Kaitou Kid's monocle, a hot-water heater, and a very sharp pencil. Kaito's resulting blush was an exact match for Hakuba's.
"Aoko," Akako said, "what's up?" The look Aoko gave her was full of woe mixed with patient suffering. "Ah. Men."
"Oh, I get it!" Sudden realization hit Kaito with all the force of a speeding tricycle. "It's Aoko's time of—"
A small, violently purple rabbit hit the ground, out cold. Hakuba began to slowly back away.
"Ready to go to class?" Akako asked Aoko with relish. Hakuba whimpered.
Aoko's smile was all teeth. "Let's."