A/N I, for one, am very disappointed in myself. This chapter isn't very funny at all. But I promise you, the next chapter will be absolutely hilarious. At least I hope so. With the scenerio I set up in this chapter I don't see how I can go wrong though. Thank-you SO much to all my reviewers. I love you.

Hermione sat at one of the house tables with her project partners. Luckily, no one had had any trouble hooking up the computer or the adapter. Even Hermione wasn't sure what they would have done had one computer acted up. "So, has anyone actually been on the computers?" she asked the group.

"No one will touch the thing," Blaise responded.

"A couple of muggle borns got on to check their email," Angelica commented.

"Yeah, same here, except for a few others who checked it out," Terry said.

"Good, that's pretty much what I expected to happen. However, something happened at Grifyndor house. Everyone was on it, because of a site that I accidently stumbled onto. I think this site can at least get people on the computer. And maybe once their on they might start exploring," Hermione paused to see how this went over.

"I'm sorry Hermione, I mean, you're good, but you're not that good. I don't think that anything could get Draco Malfoy on that computer, and unless he's on it, the other slytherins won't be either," Blaise said regretfully.

"But that's the beauty of it! Malfoy won't be able to resist this!"

"Spill," Angelica commanded.

"Okay, but you have to agree to do this my way. To begin with, we have to bait Malfoy in order for this to work. But more importantly, Harry would kill me if he found out that I was the one who leaked this site. Is everyone in?" everyone nodded. "Okay, you all know about the Harry Potter books, right? Well I found something called fan fiction. Fans of the series write about us.

They write all kinds of stories: funny stories, scary stories, adventure, but the most popular is Romance. You have no idea the pairings on the web. Everyone here except for Angelica has been put with people you would never dream of being with."

At this point Angelica interrupted, "Why aren't I on this site?"

"Because you're not in the books, they don't know that you exist," that was Terry.

"What did Blaise do to get in them?" she inquired.

"He didn't, he's only mentioned by name during our sorting," Hermione said absently. "But that doesn't matter, what matters is that there is a very active group that believe Harry and Draco belong together," she paused again to see their reaction.

Blaise burst out in laughter so great that he started to cry, "This is great!"

Angelica gaped then shrugged, "Figures."

Terry grinned, "Does Harry know?"

"Yes, I tried to hide it but it turns out that he's a computer wizard. He's actually taking it very well."

"This," Blaise tapped the table, "This we can use. All we have to do is set the bait right, and he'll be ours."

"Exactly," Hermione sat back, very pleased with herself.

"But how do we do it right?" Terry asked.

"We need to make it so that he'll look worse if he doesn't look into it. The word about the site will be spread by 10:00 by the gryfindors with out our help. What we have to do is emphasize the Harry/Draco ones. We should meet here at, oh, 7:00 tomorrow. Blaise, keep an eye on that computer, use magic, use spies, I don't care. I want to know who gets on that computer and if they check out the fan fiction sites. If Draco hasn't gotten on by our meeting then we'll do something more drastic. Now, I don't know about you, but I want this computer thing to work. And I think that this might work. Are we in agreement?" The others nodded, "Then until tomorrow."

The meeting broke and they went their separate ways, each reviewing the following day's task. I hope Harry dosn't get too upset about this, she thought as she climbed the stairs.