So anyhow, welcome to the new chapter.
Have any of you seen Ocean's Eleven? Well if you haven't, then go see it. Rent it cause it's kinda old. And then go see the sequal. I plan to. Ocean's Eleven is really good. I like it. It's a little bit of funny, a teeny bit of romance, some action, some explosions. Realy nice. Anyhow, let's get this started!
Disclaimer:I don't own POTC tee hee, those little arrows are cewl. Sorry.
Jack and Elizabeth were fighting.
Not only that, but it was a big fight. A serious fight. A big serious fight. There we go.
And this is how the fight started.
Jack was, once again, dancing ballet, or at least attemting to dance ballet, around the fire.
As he plied and grand jeted(spelling?) around the big pit of light, he accidentally stepped on Elizabeth's corset. It happened to be the corset made of glass, which was strange because they're not usually made of glass, but it's all good.
He then attempted to fix the corset with Will's favorite hammer, and that broke too. For osme reason.
So now, Will was standing next to Elizabeth, Elizabeth was lecturing him in a very high pitched voice indeed and Will was yelling. In a very broken voice indeed.
"-what were you thinking-" "-totally irresponsible-" "-what's the matter with you-" said Elizabeth and Will, in which Jack assumed meant they were angry.
"WOAH!" yelled Jack and he jumped up off the floor, did a little jig on the broken glass and started to sing random Michael Jackson songs in an Australian accent. "Billy Jean, is not my lover. She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one! But the kid is not my son."
Will and Elizabeth just stared blankly.
After a few moments, they both broke out in lectures. Again.
"-no mind at all-" "-for the love of pete-" "-can't know what's goingo n in that little drunk world of his-"
After several hours, they finally shut up. Actually, the only reason that they shut up was because Jack grabbed Elizabeth's next best corset and one of Will's favorite axes and threatened to break both if they didn't shut their yaps.
They both did shut up, but still glared at Jack angrily, silently seething.
"Alright," said Jack, still holding the corset and axe. "First of all, why was the corset glass? And even though it is glass, when is it okay to have glass around when I'm here?" This question was directed at Will, but I guess he didn't know that because Elizabeth answered.
"It was glass because..." Elizabeth paused for what Will and Jack thought was effect, but what she really paused for was because she didn't know. "Just because!"
Will rolled his eyes. "That's it." he said pointing at Jack. "You're going in the box!"
Jack started to yell. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
Will and Elizabeth laughed evily and shoved him inside the cardboard box where Jack felt something touch his hand.....
-TBC-
HAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER! Anyhow, R&R! I'll continue this next chapter.