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Jack felt something touch his hand......
He yelped in fear and grabbed hold of his hand with his mouth.
He shivered in fear. It was dark, and cold and Jack was beginning to think that he was clausterphobic.
He decided that in order to distract himself, he would think of happy times.
-Jack's Thoughts-
It was a frosty Monday morning and Jack had just turned 10 years old. Jack loved mondays. It went against every grain of the rest of the human race, but he did.
He breathed in the fresh morning air and put on a nice suit.
Today he planned to go to church with his father. And his brother too.
When they arrived, Jack's father decided that he would kill the preacher.
That went badly.
He was holding the gun the wrong way, and he shot himself.
Jack remembered looking down on the mangled, bloody body, thinking horrible thoughts, like when--
Jack opened his eyes and screamed loudly.
He hadn't meant to think of something that scary.
Then he heard a voice call his name.
"Jack..."
"What do you want?!" yelled Jack fearfully.
"It's just Gibbs, sir." said Gibbs coming out of the darkness and going into the not-so-dark darkness.
Jack felt his face and sighed with relief.
After a while, they both got bored.
"Hey!" exclaimed Jack. "Why don't we play tag!!!"
An elf entered the box through a pretty purple portal. He had Long blonde hair and pointy ears.
"I AM LEGOLAS!" he proclaimed and put his fists on his hips and tried to stand up. It didn't work.
Haven't I seen you before?" asked Jack. "Girls Gone Wild, right?"
Then Jack blushed. "Or maybe I met you somewhere..." he muttered.
Legolas looked confused. "I'm a man though."
Jack and Gibbs burst out laughing. shouts of "girl...HAHAHA!" and "yer pullin me..." rang out in the box.
Then the laughter stopped.
"I hadn't noticed how big this box is." said Jack aloud.
"There's even another world if you head east." agreed Legolas.
"Really?" asked Gibbs.
Legolas nodded even though they couldn't see it cause it was dark. Which makes me wonder how we knew he was blonde...
"Really?" asked Gibbs again. "Really? Really? Really? Really? Rea-"
"YES!" hollered Legolas, cutting him off.
Gibbs chuckled. "heh heh heh...."
"Follow me." said Legolas.
The two pirates followed Legolas into a winter wonderland.
There were big majestic evergreen trees everywhere, and they were all coated in a fine layer of snow.
"Wow!" said Jack looking around.
After several hours, he realized that Gibbs and Legolas had left him.
Thw rold turned into a dark house. I think.
Several little girls were jumping rpe in front of the house.
"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4, lock your door. 5, 6--"
Jack ran screaming.
The world turned into a red boiler room.
Gibbs came out of nowhere.
"I'm Freddy." he said in a low voice. "And I like fudge."
Jack laughed and patted Gibbs on the back. "Yer Gibbs mate. I'm not that drunk."
Gibbs turned into a man with a badly-burnt face, knifey fingers and a strange christmas sweater and a hat.
Jack screamed and ran away.
He ran right into Legolas.
"I'm Jason." said Legolas. (I know that Jason has never spoken.)
Jack laughed nervously. "I thought you were Legolas." he said in a confused voice.
Legolas turned into a person with a hockey-mask and a big sword-like thing.
Jason pushed Jack out of the way and walked up to Freddy.
They started to fight.
Jack had taken to cheering them both on, just in case they turned on him.
Jack felt himself being shaken.
Then he opened his eyes.
Standing over him was Will and Elizabeth, no doubt come to free him from his cardboard prison.
They both looked relieved for a minute. Then they started to lecture him. Again.
"God, NO!" screamed Jack...
Everything went black.
A man dressed in a suit came out of nowhere. "Welcome to the twilight zone." he said.
Let's just leave it at that...
A/N: YAY! That chapter kept changing. In case you don't know, it went from a story called "Oh No! Me Oh My!" by Dead INsomniac to Lord Of The Rings to The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe to Freddy vs. Jason To the Twilight Zone.
YAY!! THE END!!!!