Big Brother: Today in the green room Harry and Ron are learning to waltz
Harry: I never knew you were such a wonderful dancer King Roonil
Ron: Your eyes are like emeralds darling Henrietta
Harry: sigh you always say the right thing my dear
Ginny walks in
Ginny:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA stop that! Thats the most disturbing thing I have ever seen
Harry: Look my dear Roonil...tiz a rare species of weasel
Ron: Oh Golly how spiffing...shall we ask that bushy bown eyed cook to make her into pie
Harry: No no my dear...this is an endangered species...however, I was never very good at Magical Creatures classes. Lets ask my dear friend LeVomorte'
Ron: A spiffing idea
Ginny:(swear words to revolting to write)
Voldemort enters wearing a scarlet dress and a feather in his hat
Harry: Ah LeVormorte' such a pleasure it is kisses Voldemort's hand She came all the way from France you know
Ginny: Harry... thats YOU-KNOW WHO!
Harry: Yes and a charming one at that flirting
Ron: Gasp how could you do this to me Henrietta! Ugh all Men are bastards (storms off)
Ginny: I don't want to know
Harry: Now LeVormorte can you tell me what species of rare creature this is
Voldemort: Ah let moi see. Oui zis is a rare magical red weezel.
Draco enters covered in coal
Voldemort: and zat is a rare magical snow toad
Draco:Who are you calling toad?
Harry and Voldemort: MWOOOHAHAHAA we're rich
Ginny: and why are you rich?
Harry: Because rare magical snow toads are worth a fortune
tbc