Aw how sweet I get a Tea plushie! I shall put it with my Bakura and Marik plushies. Now I have to thank Thunderstorm 101 and setos-fangirl91 for being such great supporters of my first work of art. No I don't think this'll be a romance fic, at least I hope not romance is not my strong point.

Anyway I only own my characters, you should know which ones by now, and someone else owns the rest sadly. If it weren't then people would not understand what the hell was happening in Yu-Gi-Oh. If this is any sample of my way of thinking that is.


September 9

Dear L.B.B,

I hate the world today. It's going against me, more so then normal. I mean I forgot my umbrella at home and it started to rain. OF ALL TIMES! IT JUST HAD TO GO AND RAIN! So yea I had to walk all the way home in that wet mess. Then whose limo just so happens to go and get me soaked than I was? Who? I'll tell you who, Seto Kaiba that's who! If he weren't such a hottie I would have done something horrible to his jerky ass a long time ago. He has a really nice ass by the way.

YES! I check him out on a regular bases but he's not for me. I mean he's just so good to look at, ha he has nothing compared to a certain albino I know though.

HEAR THAT MIGHTY KAIBAMAN! HUH? HUH? HUH?

That's right you aren't perfect! Mwahahahahaha!

Okay back to why else I hate the world today. Mokuba, sweet kid really, talked the Almighty Kaibaman into letting me have a ride home. THEN I forgot my goddamn book bag in their limo so I had to see them again. That was all right and I was walking back home since the rain decided to stop.

When I was a quarter of the way home though the heavens opened up and drenched me again! I mean really, I know god loves to see me in my misfortunes. Why else would all the bad stuff always happen to me? But can't he or she, or whatever god is cut me some slack? Just once is all I ask!

I HATE THE RAIN!

My parents were murdered eleven years ago in the rain! There I said it, er, I WROTE IT! Happy? Is this what you wanted me to write down! Huh? Does that make you feel better Kami?

Ah go to hell all of you! I don't need to remember anything. All I need is my cute little Ryou plushie.

Don't look at me like that! Of course I have a cute little Ryou plushie! How can I not? I mean who in their right mind wouldn't have one? It helps cheer you up. Or if I really feel bad I can always huggle my little Bakura plushie.

GRR! Now I hate myself! I can't believe what this has come too!

I can't like Ryou or Bakura or both or Malik or Marik or Kaiba or…I'm stopping now. Why do all they hot guys I know find their way into my book? I wonder, really I do. I mean before starting this thing I wrote my self a wonderful little note. Wonderful little note reads:

ANZU! YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ABOUT ANY GUYS! FORGET MAI'S BRAINWASHING AND START THINKING FOR YOURSELF! YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THIS! YOU DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

Which is true, I don't need any one. In fact Tora is away at her boarding school, Aunt Kagami went with Amneris to Russia, thus leaving me all to my lonesome until Kami only knows when. Well I do have Knives with me so I'm not completely and utterly alone.

Before you get any ideas Knives is actually my beautiful white/silver wolf. He's so beautiful almost…URGH!

Must think of something else. I know making mental note to throw small cubes of cheese at anyone who dares read L.B.B, if said person is actually very disgusting and perverted I shall throw a fish at him or her.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think I'll plaint my fingernails black. It'll match my mood in this current moment. Now I'm really depressed, it's that kind of depressed that got me into my…hem…bad habits. What bad habits you ask? Why cutting, drugs, alcohol, torturing poor not so innocent animals of course. Though I still do black mail squirrels into doing my bidding. I know I shall go make myself a new plushie, a Penguin Malik plushie!

G'night,

Anzu M.

The two guys sweat dropped. Who in their right mind would go around making plushies of their friends' enemies? Or of a friend for that matter? Who would throw cheese cubes and fish at people that read L.B.B? Who would think Seto Kaiba hot? Who would beat themselves up for undoubtedly having a crush on a guy?

The answer was obvious.

Anzu Mazaki

"She's strange." Bakura said getting a slow nod from Malik.

"That's an understatement." Malik said before smirking. "Come on there's more to read and by now she probably knows it's missing and is going ballistic so might as well enjoy this before we have cheese cubes thrown at us."

"How do you know it'll just be cheese cubes?"

"She likes you." Malik said in a singsong voice before turning the page.


You know I was rereading this and I just realized something. IT HAS A SLIGHT PLOT! Whoop, go me, go me, go me, you actually have a slight plot in your story. I feel so proud. And I think the plot is thickening as we learn more about Anzu's past, hm now how should I have Tea die? Any suggestions? And just to let you know I'm cranking these things out once a day so I'll wait about two or three before we find out how her happy friendship preaching half-sister died, you know so I can listen to your suggestions. Well READ AND REVIEW! It makes me happy.